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Whattttttttttdoido · 04/11/2023 06:43

Posting here for traffic as I'm desperate and don't know what to do.

Went out last night with my friend, 3 other women and my friends boyfriend. We have all crashed at her boyfriends house who I don't know well and who has 3 house mates (2 men and a woman).

I can feel what is sure to be REALLY FUCKING BAD DIARRHOEA bubbling around my stomach. I tried to sneak a fart out and a bit of liquid came out. I went to the loo and cleaned myself up, and while I was there noticed there is no toilet roll.

The bathroom is between 2 bedrooms of house mates that I do not know. The house is in complete silence.

Wtf do I do in this situation? I want to cry I have considered just leaving the house but I have no idea where I'd even go I'm not familiar with this area at all.

Please help!

OP posts:
Flipdiddle · 06/11/2023 08:28

I was good friends with Ernie….

BigHorseLittleHorse · 06/11/2023 08:49

Yes - she went out with Ollie. Hmmmph Emma was going to be my next guess! 🤔

BigHorseLittleHorse · 06/11/2023 08:52

Stumpy Ernie?

Flipdiddle · 06/11/2023 09:02

Stumpy Ernie!!

did Emma go out with Jon?

Flipdiddle · 06/11/2023 09:03

Oh I remember Michelle! Ollie

Flipdiddle · 06/11/2023 09:04

My memory is dire. Mind you… 25 years ago!

Skyscrapers921 · 06/11/2023 09:25

Showertime!

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