Poo emergency

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Posting here for traffic as I'm desperate and don't know what to do.

Went out last night with my friend, 3 other women and my friends boyfriend. We have all crashed at her boyfriends house who I don't know well and who has 3 house mates (2 men and a woman).

I can feel what is sure to be REALLY FUCKING BAD DIARRHOEA bubbling around my stomach. I tried to sneak a fart out and a bit of liquid came out. I went to the loo and cleaned myself up, and while I was there noticed there is no toilet roll.

The bathroom is between 2 bedrooms of house mates that I do not know. The house is in complete silence.

Wtf do I do in this situation? I want to cry I have considered just leaving the house but I have no idea where I'd even go I'm not familiar with this area at all.

Please help!

Immodium and I don't believe any of that stuff about trapping toxins. I mean the stuff just comes out more slowly over time and that suits me fine.

Delighted to see my uni halls referenced in a thread about shitting. This is probably outing but I vommed the entire contents of my stomach into my poor sink first night in Chamberlain. Too many pints of Juicy Lucy 🙈✌🏻

I always make excellent first impressions.

This thread reminds me of the woman that tried to chuck her enormous poo out the window and got stuck.🤣🤣🤣

@BigHorseLittleHorse when were you at chamberlain?! I was there 1999-2001

Same @Flipdiddle 🤣

@Flipdiddle still have my hoodie with the mangled version of American Pie we re-wrote ☺️

Lucy???

No but she’s also still a friend!

Laura!!!!

Awww no! But she very kindly let me live with her for a month when I got my first job out of uni and needed to find my own place 🥰

Oh just do it in the loo . Everything alive has to take a crap. 💩 you have two
choices : Shit yourself - embarrassing. Shit in the loo . That's what it's for . Either way you're going to have to relieve yourself. Soon.

Anna!!!!

No but also friends still! I got to know them all once we moved out of halls ❤️

I think I’ve got it….

Georgina (George)
or Alice

????

Ha! No… but weirdly, Alice and I actually worked together years after leaving uni. I didn’t know her well in halls but she is lovely 😃

Oh goodness I’m intrigued!!!!

Georgina?

Oh sorry suggested her

@Flipdiddle which corridor were you on?

Oh I can’t remember

1st? Maybe

right by the kitchen

you?

pippa? And that’s the last I’ll badger you with a guess!

A similar thing happened to me recently. At someone’s house I didn’t know well(friend of dh), also had a bad stomach suddenly and ran out of loo roll in the early morning so no-one was up. Thankfully there was enough gap in my shitting where I asked dh to ask his friend for some more once he was up (thankfully they had more in their garage but I was starting to panic a bit). I hope you managed to source some loo roll and now feel better.

Haha you got me 🥰
I’m still none the wiser though! I think from memory we were in 3 blocks -AB and C with 3 levels. I was A2.

Wow what a memory! No recollection of floors. Vivid recollection of the bar. Don’t think I paid for a drink in the entire year (seriously - what made them think putting 18 year olds behind the bar was a good idea?!)

👋 Pippa

I was good friends with Pat

Ahaaa that narrows it down!! Michelle??

Racking my brains to remember Michelle. Definitely rings a bell. Was she friends with Emma and Georgina and…. Oh I can’t think

sorry rushing to work!