DH says he’d leave me if I grew a penis - who’s BU?

[PunkyPatata]

Lighthearted and I’ve NC’d for this thread.

DH (male) and I (female) were having a jokey discussion last night and I asked him if he’d leave me if I grew a penis… He said he would, although we could stay friends..

AIBU to be a bit annoyed that He’d leave me in this hypothetical situation?!

If it a penis manifests, whatever happens do not stimulate it simultaneously with the vagina. The combined sensations might not be safe together in a single body not designed for this. It's like that thing about not crossing the streams in Ghostbusters, but worse!

If you could, as suggest up thread, bend it back into your vagina and you got pregnant, would you be pregnant with your twin?

Isn't that considered cheating?

This is so funny.

Following.

I’m confused by the anal sex comments. Surely you could have doggy style PIV… it’s not compulsory to go up the bum!!

take a cutting from his and grow your own in a plant pot. needs a bit of tomato feed now and then.