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Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch

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Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 21:19

Does anyone else think they’re a pretty perfect couple?
I’ve been watching clips of their podcast thing on Instagram this week and finding it so funny. She’s actually really funny and witty, as is he and there’s proper banter there, don’t think Dh and I are ever really like that anymore, perhaps back in the day, things become to serious at times with bills, kids, mortgage etc. They just have a real laugh. At first I thought it was definitely her who *Wore the pants, but I can see it’s balanced in lots of ways
Anyone else been listening/watching?

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MamaToABeautifulBoy · 29/09/2023 22:35

Alargeoneplease89 · 29/09/2023 22:33

I agree, I think they seem a lovely couple.

People talking about something that happened 10 years ago shhhesh that's between them and they have obviously worked through it otherwise they wouldn't have this natural click.

You’re talking like it was a drunken snog. He shagged a prostitute when she was pregnant ffs. Grim 🤮

Alargeoneplease89 · 29/09/2023 22:37

MamaToABeautifulBoy · 29/09/2023 22:35

You’re talking like it was a drunken snog. He shagged a prostitute when she was pregnant ffs. Grim 🤮

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And that's their business, doesn't stop the fact that I think they have a natural chemistry.. anyway its a good job she don't give a flying fk about people on MN 😂

NewUserName23 · 29/09/2023 22:50

Didn't know much about them before the podcast but gave it a listen when it first came out and still listen weekly. I find it funny and quite enjoy the one liners from him.

Disappointed to hear he's a cheat though!

NewUserName23 · 29/09/2023 23:08

NewUserName23 · 29/09/2023 22:50

Didn't know much about them before the podcast but gave it a listen when it first came out and still listen weekly. I find it funny and quite enjoy the one liners from him.

Disappointed to hear he's a cheat though!

Actually just fell down a rabbit hole reading old newspaper reports, seems their life in the early days isn't quite as rosey as they've made it out to be on the podcast.

M4J4 · 29/09/2023 23:13

Mygazpachoistoocold · 29/09/2023 22:34

I think lemo is cocaine. When they were at the World Cup, Abbey got sent back to the UK after (old) pictures emerged of her snorting cocaine.

A trashy pair, cocaine and prostitutes, how edifying.

CakeInAJar · 29/09/2023 23:15

I wonder if they’d have ‘natural chemistry’ if he wasn’t so rich and she wasn’t such a pushover

Regholdsworthswaterbed · 29/09/2023 23:15

She also cheated on him. Early on before they were married but they are not as perfect as they seem. I must say though she is absolutely stunning.

Regholdsworthswaterbed · 29/09/2023 23:17

Guessguess · 29/09/2023 21:42

I like her. He's an ugly scrawny lanky disgusting cheating piece of shit. Knocks me sick

I'm loving your honesty 😆

frivlot · 29/09/2023 23:18

@Mayorq is that Abbey? She looks completely different!

Mamma2017 · 29/09/2023 23:25

Sigmama · 29/09/2023 21:27

At what point did the 'teenage prostitute' decide to sell her body for sex I wonder

When she was trafficked into it against her Will & threatened with death no doubt

MartyFunkhouser · 29/09/2023 23:32

I knew nothing about him cheating until this thread.

Bit I like them as a couple. They are very funny and seem a great match. They clearly really enjoy each other.

WasThereAnotherTroyforHertoBurn · 29/09/2023 23:33

I can’t look at him, all that money and his teeth look like shite man, shite.

SoShallINever · 29/09/2023 23:43

No, I've not listened. I'm not really into sleb culture at all.

RobertaFirmino · 29/09/2023 23:57

MurderintheHamily · 29/09/2023 22:11

There's likely a reason she was never that arsed about Crouch cheating.

Why don't you ask Abbey about her old friend Danny 😅 circa Liverpool city centre 2005-2007.

The amount of lemo being bought at that point in the bars would've kept schweppes in business for a decade too.

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Is right!

I'm a fan but Clancy is a fellow countrywoman and Crouch is one of our old players. He's hardly Jon Flanagan and I strongly suspect the pair of them have behaved badly towards each other in the past.

Lookingoutside · 30/09/2023 00:05

Is there any need?

Left · 30/09/2023 00:15

I much prefer Hooked On Freddie.

cocksstrideintheevening · 30/09/2023 00:20

No idea about their relationship but I sat opposite her on the train a couple of years ago and she is mesmerising, and a really down to earth woman too.

TheChosenTwo · 30/09/2023 00:24

I listened to an episode once as it was mentioned on another podcast I listen to, the sound quality was so so dreadful I gave up. It was like she had her back to the mic at some points, or just covered it up but unintentionally as it kept happening part way through her talking. Infuriating because it had made me laugh a few times. Don’t know much about either of them besides her being a model, him being a footballer and both of them being very tall!

itwasdifferentinthe90s · 30/09/2023 00:34

Many many moons ago long before Abbey Clancy was around I slept with Peter Crouch

He funny back then, really good company and a good laugh

''Twas a long long time ago

Theblacksheepandme · 30/09/2023 00:56

itwasdifferentinthe90s · 30/09/2023 00:34

Many many moons ago long before Abbey Clancy was around I slept with Peter Crouch

He funny back then, really good company and a good laugh

''Twas a long long time ago

If I slept with a minger like him, I'd even be too embarrassed to put it on an anonymous forum.

OstrichInPink · 30/09/2023 00:58

itwasdifferentinthe90s · 30/09/2023 00:34

Many many moons ago long before Abbey Clancy was around I slept with Peter Crouch

He funny back then, really good company and a good laugh

''Twas a long long time ago

Eww, why? That's turned my stomach. Were you drunk?

Stompythedinosaur · 30/09/2023 01:07

I think him paying a 19yo for sex is disgusting enough, even if he wasn't cheating on a pregnant partner.

He's clearly not a decent person.

truthhurts23 · 30/09/2023 01:37

I don't like peter for one,
the wife is attractive but she just seems like a typical wag, not much going on in the brain, don't think she's funny either she reminds me of Holly Willoughby

truthhurts23 · 30/09/2023 01:38

itwasdifferentinthe90s · 30/09/2023 00:34

Many many moons ago long before Abbey Clancy was around I slept with Peter Crouch

He funny back then, really good company and a good laugh

''Twas a long long time ago

how was it then ? details ..

Elderflower14 · 30/09/2023 03:02

Stompythedinosaur · 30/09/2023 01:07

I think him paying a 19yo for sex is disgusting enough, even if he wasn't cheating on a pregnant partner.

He's clearly not a decent person.

She took cocaine as a teenager so she's hardly innocent either...!

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