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Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch

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Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 21:19

Does anyone else think they’re a pretty perfect couple?
I’ve been watching clips of their podcast thing on Instagram this week and finding it so funny. She’s actually really funny and witty, as is he and there’s proper banter there, don’t think Dh and I are ever really like that anymore, perhaps back in the day, things become to serious at times with bills, kids, mortgage etc. They just have a real laugh. At first I thought it was definitely her who *Wore the pants, but I can see it’s balanced in lots of ways
Anyone else been listening/watching?

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Mayorq · 29/09/2023 22:02

dayswithaY · 29/09/2023 22:00

What evidence could there be? No one was in the room with them.

Car tbf

AlanBrazil · 29/09/2023 22:02

dayswithaY · 29/09/2023 22:00

What evidence could there be? No one was in the room with them.

I guess he could have argued that he was in the room with the teenage prostitute playing Scrabble.

Georgiepud · 29/09/2023 22:04

I'm disappointed about his cheating.

PC & AC were funny on the Michael Macintyre show when he woke them up in bed.

theduchessofspork · 29/09/2023 22:05

It’s just a performance OP.

They may or may not be happy and fun in real life, but what you are seeing isn’t real - it’s souped up edited highlights - exactly like insta.

Mayorq · 29/09/2023 22:08

There's not no evidence. There's the woman's account. You can dismiss it or say its not conclusive because he says it didn't happen (don't think he has tbf) or that it's not enough for you to be satisfied it's true without corroborating evidence, but you can't say there's no evidence

determinedtomakethiswork · 29/09/2023 22:08

CallieTR · 29/09/2023 21:54

Their podcast is just listening to two not very bright people have boring conversation.

That's what I think. I think he's much brighter than she is, though. She is spectacularly dim. What I really hate is that stupid bloody guy who is on the program as well but butts in all the time. The sniggering that goes on between Peter Crouch and him is really horrible.

The problem-solving section is just laughable. They never answer any of the questions and seem completely bemused by the questions.

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Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 22:09

It really does seem genuine between them
though. She has that great, Northern humour
I guess she could divorce him if she wanted to and still be v wealthy so who knows if it’s true 🤷🏻‍♀️

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determinedtomakethiswork · 29/09/2023 22:09

TiredyMcTired · 29/09/2023 21:57

I think that it is important to remember that the report of Peter Crouch with a prostitute were alleged and never proven. It isn’t good to accuse people of something or make assumptions when there is absolutely no evidence.

Abi has talked about it though.

determinedtomakethiswork · 29/09/2023 22:10

From what I remember she had a boys will be boys attitude towards it.

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Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 22:10

@determinedtomakethiswork But isn’t it meant to be like that, it’s all just a piss take isn’t it

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Maireas · 29/09/2023 22:11

Abi has talked about it - she said it happened when she was pregnant. She wasn't happy, but it was "one of those things". She said they got past it. I think he was on a stag weekend in Madrid as pp have said.

MurderintheHamily · 29/09/2023 22:11

There's likely a reason she was never that arsed about Crouch cheating.

Why don't you ask Abbey about her old friend Danny 😅 circa Liverpool city centre 2005-2007.

The amount of lemo being bought at that point in the bars would've kept schweppes in business for a decade too.

Ducksinthebath · 29/09/2023 22:12

determinedtomakethiswork · 29/09/2023 22:09

Abi has talked about it though.

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Exactly. I’ve read interviews where she’s talked in detail about what he did to make it up to her (clue: 👠👗💰)

Gillbil · 29/09/2023 22:12

dayswithaY · 29/09/2023 21:55

@Ayeoopmelad He’s creepy

🤣 agree!

OstrichInPink · 29/09/2023 22:13

Whadda · 29/09/2023 21:21

Nothing perfect about a marriage where the man cheats on his wife with a teenage prostitute.

Wait, what? I had no idea.

deltablue · 29/09/2023 22:18

Such a shame

Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch
BlackFlyChardonnay · 29/09/2023 22:19

I follow abbey on Instagram, mainly because i love her hair and show her photos to my hairdresser so i can try to emulate her 'do. Yet to succeed, sadly.

i listened once. They do the whole bickering banter shtick on the podcast, but I've never bought it as genuine tbh.

I like Katherine Ryan's podcast, and the parenting hell podcast, although I sincerely doubt Rob or josh are as in the trenches as they claim to be. Pretty sure they've both got full time nannies.

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Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 22:20

@MurderintheHamily Eh? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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MelroseGrainger · 29/09/2023 22:21

She’s a terrible fame-chasing model with only one “look” (dead pouting trout) and he’s a mid ranking footballer. I’m sure their friends and family find them perfectly charming and loveable and great, but I find the idea that I should fawn over them and make them my relationship “goals” tragic. They’re no more or less interesting or inspirational than my next door neighbours, or yours.

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Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 22:22

@MelroseGrainger Is was just a funny podcast

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determinedtomakethiswork · 29/09/2023 22:25

MurderintheHamily · 29/09/2023 22:11

There's likely a reason she was never that arsed about Crouch cheating.

Why don't you ask Abbey about her old friend Danny 😅 circa Liverpool city centre 2005-2007.

The amount of lemo being bought at that point in the bars would've kept schweppes in business for a decade too.

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That's very cryptic! Can you explain further?

CakeInAJar · 29/09/2023 22:26

What is lemo?

Alargeoneplease89 · 29/09/2023 22:33

I agree, I think they seem a lovely couple.

People talking about something that happened 10 years ago shhhesh that's between them and they have obviously worked through it otherwise they wouldn't have this natural click.

rossogingerale · 29/09/2023 22:34

Well I love the podcast and it makes me laugh, don't really care about what went on in their past.

Mygazpachoistoocold · 29/09/2023 22:34

I think lemo is cocaine. When they were at the World Cup, Abbey got sent back to the UK after (old) pictures emerged of her snorting cocaine.