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Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch

116 replies

Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 21:19

Does anyone else think they’re a pretty perfect couple?
I’ve been watching clips of their podcast thing on Instagram this week and finding it so funny. She’s actually really funny and witty, as is he and there’s proper banter there, don’t think Dh and I are ever really like that anymore, perhaps back in the day, things become to serious at times with bills, kids, mortgage etc. They just have a real laugh. At first I thought it was definitely her who *Wore the pants, but I can see it’s balanced in lots of ways
Anyone else been listening/watching?

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WrongSwanson · 29/09/2023 21:41

Cheating on her with a prostitute is grim. Cheating full stop is grim.

Guessguess · 29/09/2023 21:42

I like her. He's an ugly scrawny lanky disgusting cheating piece of shit. Knocks me sick

Lockthedoorbehindyou · 29/09/2023 21:42

Quite how they can be the 'perfect couple' when Crouch thinks it's acceptable to buy the consent of a prostituted young woman, I have no idea.

CakeInAJar · 29/09/2023 21:42

I listen to the Alan Carr holiday podcast and they had an episode but I didn’t finish it as I didn’t find it especially funny - usually his episodes are hilarious!

dearcleo · 29/09/2023 21:43

The news of him cheating on her had completely passed me by too. Not sure how I missed that 🤔 I really like her

Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 21:44

@dearcleo I had no idea either, surprised she put up with that, she seems pretty strong and feisty

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Candlelight34 · 29/09/2023 21:44

Whadda · 29/09/2023 21:21

Nothing perfect about a marriage where the man cheats on his wife with a teenage prostitute.

👏
Well said.

Maybe are great actors.

Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 21:44

@Mayorq I mean how they bounce off each other

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Timeforchangeithink · 29/09/2023 21:44

Just looked it up - it was in 2010!

dayswithaY · 29/09/2023 21:45

If he stood next to me on the Tube, I’d move away quick.

dollybird · 29/09/2023 21:45

I had no idea about the cheating either. I loved them on the Ant n Dec 'get out of my ear' thing.

Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 21:47

@dayswithaY Why? 😅

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Americano75 · 29/09/2023 21:47

If this is a PR post then it's a pretty spectacular own goal. Pun intended.

Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 21:48

That’s really annoyed me about the cheating ☹️

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Ayeoopmelad · 29/09/2023 21:49

@Americano75 😂Exactly. It’s not and I had no idea, I didn’t see him as that type, no idea why

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CallieTR · 29/09/2023 21:54

Their podcast is just listening to two not very bright people have boring conversation.

Knitgoodwoman · 29/09/2023 21:54

If Abbey Clancy got cheated on then there’s just no hope. I had no idea about that btw!

dayswithaY · 29/09/2023 21:55

@Ayeoopmelad He’s creepy

whatafuckinnightmare · 29/09/2023 21:56

They seem a great couple but it's all a performance really isn't it? It's a snapshot of their life, just like the Fury's. Im sure me and my DP would appear the same for a few hours a week.
Come back when the baby has had me up all night whilst DP has snored all the way through and then the bloody gas bill comes in.

Petunia90 · 29/09/2023 21:56

Why? Would it be ok if she were unattractive, do they deserve to get cheated on more? I hate when people say stuff like that.

TiredyMcTired · 29/09/2023 21:57

I think that it is important to remember that the report of Peter Crouch with a prostitute were alleged and never proven. It isn’t good to accuse people of something or make assumptions when there is absolutely no evidence.

CakeInAJar · 29/09/2023 21:58

TiredyMcTired · 29/09/2023 21:57

I think that it is important to remember that the report of Peter Crouch with a prostitute were alleged and never proven. It isn’t good to accuse people of something or make assumptions when there is absolutely no evidence.

And yet he never denied it or took legal action. Funny that

dayswithaY · 29/09/2023 22:00

What evidence could there be? No one was in the room with them.

Mayorq · 29/09/2023 22:00

"Oh ffs 😩didn’t know about the cheating, is it definitely true?"

On a stag do while she was pregnant iirc

Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch
TheBeef · 29/09/2023 22:02

Their podcast is a rip off. Chris and Rosie Ramsey's Shagged Married Annoyed did it first and do it miles better.

Peter Crouch is awful.

(I'm not Rosie)