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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

How hard can it be to just get fucking married?

153 replies

RatRatWhine · 16/09/2023 08:46

Buckle up, it’s a long one.

My partner and I have been engaged for more than a decade but haven’t got round to getting married, largely due to the logistics of organising a wedding. My family is extremely large and rather complex (more on this later) and his is on the other side of the world.

A couple of years ago his mum announced she was visiting us for the first time ever and we seized on the opportunity to book a v simple registry office number, with a mum each, a sister each and our then-baby daughter. Various siblings of mine were put out not to be invited but could understand because it matched my partner’s family presence. Perfect. Or would have been, but covid meant it was cancelled.

Last weekend we decided we would book a v small registry office ceremony in the spring and have a larger, informal party with friends to celebrate later in the summer to tie in with my partner’s big birthday - a party, but not particularly wedding-y. And when we next saw my family we would tell them and have a couple of bottles of champagne but no need to make a big deal. Lovely, and we could get on with being married, which to me is the important bit.

However my partner’s family has now decided they’d all like to come from Australia for one or other of the events. This is amazing for my partner but massively changes the scale of plans since if his whole family is there I will need to invite my whole family and everything very quickly spirals into an unmanageably large and expensive affair.

For context, our main plan next year is to renovate our house, which desperately needs doing and will be a huge drain on our finances.

For further context, my family are all lovely people but there are a lot of them. My parents are each on their third marriage and I am close to their previous partners. By the time I’ve got through parents, steps and new partners I’m at 7 people. Siblings, partners, and niblings is another 17. Just inviting some risks really hurting the feelings of others, which I don’t want to do. And that’s before we get to aunts, uncles and cousins, or friends.

So if his family comes for the ceremony and we invite my immediate family to that, I’m stuck with a 40-person wedding that I never really wanted, which will inevitably expand to include flowers, photography, catering, and a bunch of expense that’s probably better spent on the house. We’re in london so affordable options are pretty limited.

If they come for the party, it’s going to end up being a fancier affair than we’d envisaged, since people are travelling from the other side of the world for it, and again it all ends up being more of a “wedding” than I wanted or can probably afford next year.

I love them all and I know in the bigger picture this is a positive problem but AIBU to just want to scream? All I want to do is get married to my partner, but doing it in a manageable way just feels impossible.

OP posts:
Onekidnoclue · 16/09/2023 08:49

Surprise wedding is the only way. My biggest regret is a traditional wedding when my family is a mess.
get married in secret. Don’t tell anyone for years. Surprise announcement on your five year anniversary with a party. Done.
ask for forgiveness not permission! Good luck. X
ps. Focus on the fact you want a marriage not a wedding. If that’s the priority crack on.

LostAtTheCrossRoad · 16/09/2023 08:50

Book a register office. Each invite your one best friend as a witness. Deal with the fall out later. At least you'll be married which is, above all else, a legal contract with certain rights and securities.

Healthandsocialcaremodule · 16/09/2023 08:51

Elope. Gretna. Vegas. Town Hall. Whatever. Just beat them all to it.

LizzieSiddal · 16/09/2023 08:51

Just go and get married as you want to with a very small registry wedding. Speak to your partner today and tell him this is what you want and it’s very important to you, you do not want a massive wedding.

As far as the party goes, if people still want to come over just for a party, there are cheap options, so stick to that. Do not spend all your house renovations money in a party you don’t particularly want!

EmmaEmerald · 16/09/2023 08:51

Registry office

party another time if you want

get the CF relatives to book, plan and pay if a party is so important to them.

Jennalong · 16/09/2023 08:52

Get married how you planned . Then have a get together at a later date.

marketing101 · 16/09/2023 08:52

Just book a wedding with two witnesses and do it. Even if they are upset it won't be for long, then have a party if you want. I did this and it was still special for me and husband

continentallentil · 16/09/2023 08:53

YABU not just to get married.

Just book a registry office now and get married, it doesn’t need to wait till spring.

Tell everyone much as you’d love to see them, you need to spend cash on the house.

EvilElsa · 16/09/2023 08:53

Just go and get married quickly and quietly with no guests and a random witness. Don't bother with the party. No need to announce it immediately either. What they don't know won't hurt them!

StaySpicy · 16/09/2023 08:54

Can't you just go and have your quiet registry office wedding (with those few people you want), then have a party for relatives at a later date? 40 people doesn't sound too big for a party.

Purplewarrior · 16/09/2023 08:55

Elope/Secret registry wedding.

You do not have funds to pay for a big party. What a shame. Will be lovely to see people if they visit.

It sounds a bit like you have overshared your plans at an early stage. Just do it and tell people after the fact.

Don’t be bullied into hosting a party you can’t afford.

SherbetLemonn · 16/09/2023 08:55

Stick with your original (sort of!!) plan. Tiny ceremony in the v near future with perhaps just random witnesses, that way no one can bicker about being involved or not involved as the case may be, then a party at a later date. If your new husbands family would like to fly over for that, marvellous, if not, okay. It’s not like they’d solely be flying over for one evening, they’ll have a week/two week/whatever to spend with you guys as well.

whatthebejesus · 16/09/2023 08:56

Oh I feel you OP! These things so quickly spiral out of all control!

I agree with everyone else though... book the registry office, tell no family, and just take a friend each as a witness. Or get a couple of people off the street if you want to!

The marriage is the important thing. You can celebrate with family and friends individually afterwards if you want.

Some friends of ours got married this way. They didn't tell their families. My husband was witness and the brides best friend too. I'd have loved to have gone of course, but the bride had such a big family and lots lf friends that it would've been cost prohibitive. I saw the pics and she looked beautiful. When they got home, no one was upset. We were all delighted for them.

Honestly. Just do it!

43ontherocksporfavor · 16/09/2023 08:56

Just go and get married quietly, have a fabulous meal somewhere and then tell everyone it’s done with a photo.
Family can visit for a holiday after.

SherbetLemonn · 16/09/2023 08:56

I should’ve said, it doesn’t need to be a fancy party, it’s not about the trimmings, it’s about celebrating the two of you in a way that you can afford.

benoticanarsed · 16/09/2023 08:57

I had 126 to my wedding. I only really wanted 5/6 there. I didn't know most. I still stress over it ten years later. Apart from family not seen any of them since. You do what's comfortable for you and your fiancé.

Cosyblankets · 16/09/2023 08:58

Another vote for just do it and tell them later

Nannyfannybanny · 16/09/2023 08:58

Apart from the fact,you cannot get married in a "registry Office"... they register land,and property title deed. Forget everyone else. We were going to Gretna Green, 4 DKs,2 mortgages, Also engaged 10 years. DH got made redundant 5 times in 8 years, house had neither central heating or double glazing. Booked and paid deposit. Wedding kept being put off for previous reasons.We're in the SE UK,so had to factor train to Scotland and hotel
THEN DH, told his mother (we don't actually speak haven't done for 15 years since she poked her nose into and messed up my DSs wedding.) She went mad, don't you dare get married without me being there,etc etc. DH owes her nothing, hadn't seen her for years, she walked out on her 3 small kids, went off with another man. We ended up changing the wedding FOUR TIMES, each time loosing the deposit on the wedding and reception,to suit the sodding woman. Wish to God we had just eloped. I will always be angry about this, and we are coming up to our 25th. Do what YOU want,sod everyone else!

AnneLovesGilbert · 16/09/2023 08:58

After a decade I’d just get on with it. Covid restrictions were ages ago, it’s been years! You’re marrying your bloke, not all of his and your relatives. Crack on with your plans and see everyone when you can. Keep your money for the house.

Phleghm · 16/09/2023 09:00

I'd tell his and your immediate family that you're getting married and then having a pint at x pub, but that there's no meal or party and that there's no pressure at all to come. Don't spend your money on something you don't want OP.

TheDaphne · 16/09/2023 09:00

LostAtTheCrossRoad · 16/09/2023 08:50

Book a register office. Each invite your one best friend as a witness. Deal with the fall out later. At least you'll be married which is, above all else, a legal contract with certain rights and securities.

This is what we did, just because we both have big overseas families and neither of us wanted the faff. Granted, we’d never contemplated getting married any other way, so there had been no anticipation of a big wedding from anyone, but there was zero fallout. We had a baby and moved countries within a few months of getting married, and had a lot going on in general, two new jobs, a big house renovation, so we didn’t actually tell anyone we’d got married for quite some time, by which time it was way too late for anyone to start complaining about not having had a chance to get out their fascinator and dancing shoes.

LizzieSiddal · 16/09/2023 09:00

Dh and I went for a small wedding against family expectations, (mainly MIL). We too have large and complicated families and worked out we either invited 30 to a registry office or we’d need to invite around 200, because once you’ve invited one cousin/aunt/step uncle, you need to invite them all from both sides. I’ve never regretted having a small wedding.

VikingLady · 16/09/2023 09:02

Tell everyone on both sides that you don't have the money for a party. Cry if it helps. But really emphasise the lack of money they'll either talk amongst themselves about arranging it themselves or they'll understand and back off.

And elope for the actual wedding. Much cheaper anyway.

Sugarfree23 · 16/09/2023 09:02

Stick with the plan you have birthday/ wedding together.

Tell the family that you weren't planning on having a 'big wedding' the plan had been wedding and bbq / party at home.

You can cater for up to the original number at home any more realistically means a restaurant which you can't afford.
Are they willing to chip in and pay their share of the bill, instead of giving wedding presents?

Foxblue · 16/09/2023 09:02

Easy - invite a friend each for witnesses at the ceremony, then just have a cheap party at your house or wherever you were planning originally. You can literally just email/text/call people explaining what you've explained here - we love you all dearly and are so grateful that you're travelling to see us, but we are short on cash so the wedding itself is quick and tiny, and the reception will be a chilled out party.