To ask what mumsnet post lives rent free in your head?

[mosiacmaker]

Just for fun.

Mine is the woman who posted for advice about what to do about her husband who was talking to their cat really sensually. Not baby talk but like sensuous loving ”ooh your fur is so good my darling pussycat” and it gave her the absolute ick.

Every time I talk to my dog I remember her and chuckle. I wonder how she’s doing 😂

The one where the poster's husband wanted to take her up the Oxo Tower. Cue half the posters taking it seriously and talking about food, drink etc and the other half joking about bum sex.

Please, please can someone link to the Snapped and farted, and the minge threads. I feel my life is incomplete but couldn’t find them on the search engine.

Penis beaker, Sistine chapel and snapped and farted were the least funny threads ever.

Most illustrious moments of my career, fashion choice regrets and hedge sex were my favourites.

I try not to respond to the ones bewailing their useless partners whilst having baby after baby with him. If I said what I wanted to say I think I’d be banned for life.

Not a classic MN, but there was a post recently from a woman whose autistic child was very high need and would never live independently etc just basically talking about how difficult it is with a condition that is on a spectrum for people to understand what autism meant in different contexts, and how although ND positivity was a good thing it didn’t always make space for people like her child. I have been thinking about it since I read it.

Penis beaker, Sistine chapel and snapped and farted were the least funny threads ever

I agree with you.

And I still laugh about hedge sex.

WAIT!!!! The puddles/drainage lady was making it all up? The level of detail was amazing!!!!

Sinister Easter bonnet. I cried laughing at the photo of it and had it saved on my phone for years after.

Men who kept receptacles for water on the bedside table to give their genitals a quick wash after sex.

Kind of like a Teasmaid, but for washing your knob.

I think cutted up pear is still my absolute favourite. I had toddlers at the time and it was so spot on.

The one with the stepsister who drank all the expensive booze in the OP’s holiday house in Switzerland.

The one where a couple were regularly having sex in the OP's garden hedge on the way home from the pub and she managed to not only work out exactly who they were, that they were having an affair and where each of them lived, but then played backing music for them the next time they decided to shag in the hedge - I think she managed to get her NDN involved too (in the music, not the sex) - it was very funny!

The holiday home! I can’t remember it’s official name though but some “friends” pushed and pushed the OP to go on holiday in their holiday home somewhere fancy in the Mexico I think and then they got keys cut and just kept going whenever they felt like it.

Oooh Mexican House Thief I think it was called

Mexican House Thief .

Hope someone posts a link so that I can re- read and enjoy.

What's this Sistine chapel thread? I'm intrigued about this one.

It's embarrassing unfunny.
IMO, obviously.

Not as hot as a teasmade, obviously.

From long time ago - "my au pair" had sex on my new silk rug" and the one where the PP was repeatedly told by a doctor that girls only have one hole for wee and sex/birth.
and one more recent where a builders van repeatedly blocked PPs cul-de-sac and she once managed to block him in and her son told him she his mum is out and not sure when she is coming back.

I've just scrolled through all 13 pages of Classics and can't find it. Blooming ads.

The one where the couple were designers with an important deadline and lived somewhere lovely. A 'friend' had invited herself to stay and they hid in their workshop with the doors locked while she knocked and knocked and sat outside for hours. The Queen of cheeky fuckers

For me its
Fat balls
Pom bears
Ginny and the tampons

Maileg mouse

Is that you, Paul?

There was one woman with the words protection and coats in her username.

I would love to know how her life is now. I hope she is extremely well.

I remember that one, though mostly because of the significant minority of posters who thought the OP was being ‘precious’.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1735637-Have-you-ever-encountered-anyone-this-cheeky