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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To ask what mumsnet post lives rent free in your head?

893 replies

mosiacmaker · 02/09/2023 14:20

Just for fun.

Mine is the woman who posted for advice about what to do about her husband who was talking to their cat really sensually. Not baby talk but like sensuous loving ”ooh your fur is so good my darling pussycat” and it gave her the absolute ick.

Every time I talk to my dog I remember her and chuckle. I wonder how she’s doing 😂

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Uterusbegone · 03/09/2023 12:21

LRTB here , it's been nearly fours years and I still believe I would never of managed it without all the help I received on here

That is so lovely to read, I was on that thread (many name changes ago) and we were all just willing you on

Bey · 03/09/2023 12:23

Moodwill · 02/09/2023 17:26

I saved this post at the time in my notes because it nearly killed me off laughing 😂

A tired new mum took her baby to the doctor, he asked her to put one hand on the his head and the other hand on his tummy. So she put the posed the baby with one hand on his head and his other hand on his little tummy. "Not the baby,YOU" The Dr dryly replied.

I also use this term in my daily life now that I got from here: 'off you fuck then, cuntychops.'

Oh and 'I can see your minge' pops into my head every time I go swimming and I love it!

And finally, "I'm so sorry Alan"- loved it!

omg nearly woke my contact napping baby laughing at that Dr one I can just see the baby 🤣🤣🤣 brilliant! The dr could have cracked a smile and put the new mum at ease miserable bugger lol

BabyStopCryin · 03/09/2023 12:41

The doctor one reminds me of ‘someone’ taking their baby to the doctor because he was poorly.

The doctor asked what they’d tried… sleep deprived ‘we’ve tried everything… even infanticide…’ (Infacol!! the name is INFACOL!) 🤦🏼‍♀️

ZeldaWillTellYourFortune · 03/09/2023 13:06

Uterusbegone · 03/09/2023 12:16

Oh and the one where the OPs pregnant colleague kept stealing her fizzy drink in the office, and posters were giving 'she's pregnant, you should buy her a pack and then she'd leave yours alone', 'well she's pregnant what do you expect', 'you can't say anything it might come across as pregnancy discrimination', 'it's probably hormones, you can't really blame her' type answers.

I can't recall how it ended but do remember being incensed by the ridiculous comments about a raging thieving CF that just happened to be pregnant 🤯

Yeah, I remember that one. So ridiculous.

NinaGeiger · 03/09/2023 13:09

A post a few months ago about a couple who found a child's spoon that said 'Michael' on it, in their first flat. They'd taken it with them every time they moved and thought maybe the spoon was cursed as bad things had happened ever since.

Half the responses advised dropping it into fast flowing water to break the curse and the other half were outraged anyone would consider fly-tipping in rivers.

blackpear · 03/09/2023 13:24

JamieFrasersfurrysporran · 03/09/2023 09:38

I think that was Tunnocks?

Yes, that rings a bell. It was beautifully done.

Ponoka7 · 03/09/2023 13:54

RJnomore1 · 02/09/2023 22:00

What was this about please?

They had twins. Her husband was out with them and stopped to do something like tie a shoelace and tragically the other twin stepped into the road and was killed.

I remember lots mentioned, but a poster who I still think of was around a lot 2010/11. She hadn't known that she was pregnant and even shared pictures weeks before she gave birth when posters thought that these claims couldn't be real. She loved having a child l, the love for her DD shone through every post. She then posted that her DD had died and couldn't cope with being on Mumsnet because she was no longer a Mum. I hope that she found peace.

HeadacheEarthquake · 03/09/2023 13:57

I remember the Micheal spoon!

Runningintherain's "no need to reply" saga what unreal also!

Thanks for starting this thread it's been good to recommend some batshit threads to visit whilst I'm bedbound

JesusdroveaHonda · 03/09/2023 14:05

I'm sure it's been mentioned on here but the original 'cancel the cheque'. I still love it
OP was invited to a wedding or something where the couple asked for money. She gave a cheque and the CFs contacted her after to basically say they thought she'd give more money and would she want to amend the amount??

I think op mentioned fairly early on that they'd already cashed the cheque or something but loads people didn't read it and kept telling op to cancel the cheque. By page 27 it'd become a thing, loads of posters "cancel the cheque OP"/ "have you thought about cancelling the cheque???" 😆

ClaraBourne · 03/09/2023 14:23

Mine was more a post within a thread, about men not doing their fair share. It was a long long time ago.

The poster mentioned how her DP looked at her with disdain and told her he felt degraded when she left him a pile of his clean washing to put away.

Or something like that,

I always wondered what happened to their relationship.

CormoranStrikeIsBloodyLovely · 03/09/2023 14:26

AdobeWanKenobi · 03/09/2023 09:59

Almost certainly a piss troll.

Yeah, probably. I was new to MN then and didn’t know about piss and poo trolls. It was a long running thread and I would read it whilst feeding my new born. Somebody may have been getting their rocks off by the sharing of stories but it amused me in those days of no sleep.

WomanStanleyWoman2 · 03/09/2023 15:00

Tom and Jess. It had been hot gossip in the OP’s office that two of their colleagues were having an affair. OP then hit it off with Tom’s wife at the Christmas party. Nine months later, OP spots Tom and Jess at a spa hotel somewhere and wonders if she should message the wife to tell her because “She was just sooooo lovely!”

Although I thought she would be mad to get involved, I think it did come from genuine concern. However, I couldn’t say the same for the slathering dogs posting responses in a desperate attempt to create more drama. “Text the wife from a burner phone.” “Call the hotel and pretend you’re Jess and lost an earring - you’ll be able to find out if they had separate rooms.” “Get a male friend to make the call so they don’t know it’s come from you.” It was unhinged! And a worrying number of people couldn’t see how it could cause problems for the OP at work. “She’d just be sharing the faaaaacts…

It’s already been mentioned, but the woman who wanted to send pizzas, flowers and balloons into her daughter’s school for her 16th birthday to make her “feel special”, and couldn’t get why the school staff weren’t bending over backwards to accommodate this. Most people told her she was nuts, but one particular poster - my absolute least favourite MNer - went on a bizarre rant in her defence, telling us that our children deserve to feel special and that we’re encouraging youngsters to aim for a low bar; how did we expect anyone to have any ambition?

A thread where the OP had interviewed someone for a job which involved working one Saturday a month. Even though this had been made clear on the application form, the woman announced she wouldn’t be doing that as she had children. When told it wasn’t optional, she’d stormed out in high dudgeon, shouting “I can’t believe you don’t have any flexibility on this for a MOTHER!”

Again, most responses were sensible, but one particular poster kept coming back insisting that the woman was in the right, and that the rest of the team should do her Saturday shifts for her because “nothing they could be doing is as important as raising a child”. Having jumped on any criticism immediately, she suddenly disappeared from the thread when I asked what would happen if more people with children joined the team, or if existing team members had children. And yes, it was the same poster who thought getting pizzas delivered to school was central to developing ambition.

Not a specific thread, but I’m fascinated by any thread where OPs are trying to force their children to eat bread crusts. The argument is always that the kids will be raiding the cupboard for snacks because of the calories they’d missed out on 🙄 Yeah, because kids never eat junk food just because they like it - it’s because they’re craving the extra 12 calories they would have had if they’d eaten the crusts. Then you get the “But it’s a waste of fooooood!!” crowd. Except it isn’t! One sandwich = two slices of bread. One crustless sandwich = also two slices of bread.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 03/09/2023 15:05

I love crusts. I was told as a child if I ate them I would get curly hair (my mother is of the generation that despised straight hair and had regular perms/shampoo and sets to avoid the shame of having no natural curls or waves). Reader, I have dead straight hair to this day. I still love crusts, though! I feel sorry for the weirdoes and wimps people who won't eat them.

Catusrusty · 03/09/2023 15:46

Christmascrazyalways · 02/09/2023 22:48

I have 2…

the lady who’s teenage son got an older girlfriend and moved out & refused to see her. I think they eventually met for Sunday lunch maybe? I can’t remember the username but would love to know how they are getting on.

also very vague but years ago maybe 2016, a lady had just found out she was pregnant and was sleeping in her car overnight. I think her name was poppy?

@Christmascrazyalways the poster's username was Purple something, I often wonder what happened too.

Two completely different ones stay with me Jamaisjedors who left her abusive husband and the misrepresented dolphins.

I can never look at a dolphin the same way again.

HoneyPotts · 03/09/2023 16:44

The thread where people claimed it was normal to leave junk at your front door and people passing would take stuff for free.

WomanStanleyWoman2 · 03/09/2023 16:53

HoneyPotts · 03/09/2023 16:44

The thread where people claimed it was normal to leave junk at your front door and people passing would take stuff for free.

That is normal around here!

Furryrug · 03/09/2023 16:53

HoneyPotts · 03/09/2023 16:44

The thread where people claimed it was normal to leave junk at your front door and people passing would take stuff for free.

It is normal round here , I have put a kettle , a garden chair and a swing bin outside my house and they've been taken.

Palmtreesinwinter · 03/09/2023 16:56

DaggerIsle · 03/09/2023 09:47

That one was hideous. She had to sit with him at all times when he was home and wasn't even allowed to read a book because he needed her full attention, even when he was actively doing something else.

I think of her all the time. I think she still posts, there eas a post recently and a few people thought it was her. She was still with him. If I prayed I would pray for her

Furryrug · 03/09/2023 16:56

There was a long running thread ages ago about people living in a car outside an ops house. Also one where the op had taken a parcel in for a neighbour and her daughter had pooed on it (I think it was a pouffe)

HoneyPotts · 03/09/2023 16:59

@Furryrug @WomanStanleyWoman2 I’ve genuinely never see it before. I think it’s great that it happens and it’s better to share with neighbours than strangers on Facebook. If I left anything out a neighbour would be complaining about the mess 🤣

Easystuff · 03/09/2023 17:28

WomanStanleyWoman2 · 03/09/2023 16:53

That is normal around here!

And here 🤣

TrixieMixie · 03/09/2023 17:37

What is the best Protestant traybake? It was a bit niche to NI but it was my favourite ever. I’m an Englishwoman and I’ve been married to an Ulsterman for 25 years, living in GB admittedly but he never told me I could have had the traybakes when we were visiting Belfast. The Mumsnetters in NI told me to LTB. 😂😂

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 03/09/2023 17:45

I had forgotten the Protestant Traybakes thread, @TrixieMixie - thank you for reminding me! I put on weight just reading it. 😉😁

YorkshireLass2012 · 03/09/2023 17:48

The AIBU? post by a wife hiding in the pantry, laughing her head off as her husband had managed to get his privates tangled in a hammock and was trying to soothe them in a pot of yoghurt.

The replies contained hilarious retelling of other embarrassing events which had me cry with tears of mirth on the London Underground during my commute 😂

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