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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To ask what mumsnet post lives rent free in your head?

893 replies

mosiacmaker · 02/09/2023 14:20

Just for fun.

Mine is the woman who posted for advice about what to do about her husband who was talking to their cat really sensually. Not baby talk but like sensuous loving ”ooh your fur is so good my darling pussycat” and it gave her the absolute ick.

Every time I talk to my dog I remember her and chuckle. I wonder how she’s doing 😂

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Peach0123 · 02/09/2023 22:36

mnahmnah · 02/09/2023 22:06

@Peach0123

I was following the one about the husband crying in the garden, but didn’t get as far as any answers for what was going on. What did it turn out to be please?

I can't find it to link but basically he was having an affair with relative of the neighbours, questions around pregnancy and also age of the relative.. op kicked him out

FiveShelties · 02/09/2023 22:37

SerafinasGoose · 02/09/2023 14:33

Suzy Quattro's fat nan.

I swear I'll never buy another leather jacket again!

Everytime I put my leather jacket on I think of that - still wear it though😂

Cavernbright · 02/09/2023 22:37

Oh, and the one where woman's dad was working on a house and went in the garage and found a hidden room with a tv in it...whatever happened in that?? I loved the posters saying maybe he liked to have a room to escape to and have some alone time 😂

DaggerIsle · 02/09/2023 22:38

I remember an epic story of an MNetter who got stuck in her loft trapdoor while retrieving something.
She was only wearing bikini bottoms and found herself rescued by a bunch of young fit firemen (I seem to remember?)
Anyone else remembers?

Throwncrumbs · 02/09/2023 22:38

The woman whose child had a badge with Birdy on it, then he kept saying creepy stuff that Birdy told him.. then covid happened. Was really woo!

blondieminx · 02/09/2023 22:39

wonderstuff · 02/09/2023 16:03

I think cutted up pear is still my absolute favourite. I had toddlers at the time and it was so spot on.

Same here! It was brilliant!

although the line “my yoni says noni” when Brian from Hull attempted to get action via MN also had me howling with laughter!

Cavernbright · 02/09/2023 22:40

And what was the one where op was asking aibu that her guests complained about having steak for dinner. Then it turned out it was like some crappy burgers and a few chips or something 🤯

porridgeisbae · 02/09/2023 22:47

^There was a post once titled something like ‘my friend has been pregnant for a year’ and it was a lady posting that her friend looked pregnant, insisted she was but had been claiming the pregnancy for a very long time.

I never read the end of the post and often wonder what happened.^

@SunsetBeauregarde This is an online trend I follow. 'Cryptic pregnancy' (but not the real usage of the term, that a woman doesn't know she's pregnant; they claim women can be pregnant for years and the pregnancy not be detectable on tests.) Complete nonsense but some people fanatically believe it.

There was a Dr.Phil on it

And then I watched some videos by a woman who used to believe in it. https://www.youtube.com/@crypticpregnancytruth She has a FB group too, and it gets all sorts of True Believers turn up. We try to get through to them.

Dr. Phil S17E38 A Woman Claims to Be Pregnant for 3 Years 7 months

Wednesday October 31, 2018A Woman Claims to Be Pregnant for 3 Years 7 MonthsPARENTINGPregnancy is usually a time of baby showers, nesting, indulging in some ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BJHlJF-jE0

Christmascrazyalways · 02/09/2023 22:48

I have 2…

the lady who’s teenage son got an older girlfriend and moved out & refused to see her. I think they eventually met for Sunday lunch maybe? I can’t remember the username but would love to know how they are getting on.

also very vague but years ago maybe 2016, a lady had just found out she was pregnant and was sleeping in her car overnight. I think her name was poppy?

indecisivewoman81 · 02/09/2023 22:49

DH eating grease fat balls
Penis beaker
Old Korean lady in the garden
Your minge!
Woman who smuggled a penguin onto the train

All had me howling!!

whynotwhatknot · 02/09/2023 22:52

I always think about the poster who was in an abusive marriage was just about to go t a training job then backrd out because he said he couldnt cope without her

wonder how she is

beetle02 · 02/09/2023 22:53
  1. Penetration thread.
  2. Sistine Chapel.
blackpear · 02/09/2023 22:54

Someone whose husband had just died wrote the most beautiful piece about imagining finding him again, and he was well as he had been before the cancer, and they went for a winter walk and then went home together to the children. It was so beautiful and moving.

blackpear · 02/09/2023 22:56

Also theone about the very nice but barking couple who had people over for dinner and gave them a tin of Heinz tomato soup. I think they were called Mr and Mrs Barking.

blackpear · 02/09/2023 22:57

And I often think of Mrsdevere’s Billy and of expat’s Ailidh.

Flipbopboop · 02/09/2023 22:58

There were a few for me. The first was a mother posting about her young son being in an abusive relationship, I think they were in Australia, last time I heard he was out of it. I hope they're all doing well.

The other was an AMA about marrying after being the OW. This man had left devastation in his wake but the OP came across as rather smug even when stating that she'd had to leave her job as he was her boss. I often wonder how she is and if they're still together.

TheLadyofShalott1 · 02/09/2023 22:58

I don't know if I should mention the one that I can't forget, as it is so very sad and concerns a fellow Mumsnetter. I have decided that I will say, as it has stayed with me, and I was only thinking earlier on today about this Mum, and hoping that in some way she and her DH are managing to continue with some sort of semblance of a life worth living.

The Mumsnetter in person was very well regarded in our Mumsnet world, and she sounded like such a lovely lady, and a wonderful Mum, who obviously loved her DD with all of her heart. Her DD - who was an adult, not that that makes any difference at all - was in Intensive Care, and Mum and her DH had to make a long journey from overseas to be with their DD in Scotland. At the start of the journey they didn't even know whether they would get there in time to say Goodbye to their DD.

Thank goodness they did get there in time. If my memory is correct their beloved Daughter fought for well over a week to stay alive, and there were some moments of real hope that she would make it. But from my post here it is obvious that ultimately she very tragically could not win her last fight. My heart still weeps for the Daughters Dear Parents. I obviously can't do anything to help them with their pain, but I would like them to know that they and their Dear Daughter have not been forgotten about, and that I (and I am sure many others will do so as well) keep them in a place in my heart, and will do so for the rest of my days.

Nanaof1 · 02/09/2023 22:58

MrsMous · 02/09/2023 14:54

The post where op had a bigger house and less children than her sister -and the absolute batshiterry that followed with mumsnetters telling op that she should give the house to her sister who had four kids and had never worked - because it was the fair thing to do?!!!!! ??!

I wish y'all would link to these threads. I want to read so many of them, like this one! A few I have read, like Sistine Screamer, but want to know about the lobster boy, the super soaker incident, Mexican house thief, this one and all the rest.

I don't want to get all whiny or anything but...

PPPplllllleeeaassee share the threads. Pppllleeeaaassseeee? sniffle sniffle

DaggerIsle · 02/09/2023 23:00

I remember the Australian kid. It was a teenage relationship and his GF was trying to convince him to drop out of school.

He was half living with her parents and it was all very messy. Wonder how it ended.

WhereHaveAllTheMooncupsGone · 02/09/2023 23:03

blackpear · 02/09/2023 22:57

And I often think of Mrsdevere’s Billy and of expat’s Ailidh.

The name @MrsDevere rings a bell, I don't recall any of her actual threads though.

NImumconfused · 02/09/2023 23:03

The Protestant traybakes one is brilliant!

Batalax · 02/09/2023 23:04

Penguin bollards

and

cutted up pear.

momtoboys · 02/09/2023 23:06

DragonDoor · 02/09/2023 14:21

Screaming in the Sistine Chapel

Me too! 🤣

Nanaof1 · 02/09/2023 23:07

QuestionableMouse · 02/09/2023 14:51

Here you go

Warning: it's very long (sorry) and very freaky, and if anyone can come up with a rational explanation I'd be extremely grateful because I'm generally a pretty rational non-woo where's-the-evidence person, but I've never been able to explain this and it still makes my heart beat faster and the hair stand up on my arms when I think about it, years later.

I was pet sitting for my friend several years ago. She had moved into a sort of small holding right on the edge of a village in the SW, with a huge garden that backed onto trees. At the time she had a right menagerie - chickens, ducks, a couple of Shetlands, cats and four black retrievers, three fully grown and one a half grown puppy. Originally DH had been going to come with me as a little holiday but the dates she ended up having to go away for work clashed with a couple of his medical appointments so he stayed at home with our dog and I went to petsit alone.

It was about halfway through my stay, a couple of nights to go. Late evening, already dark when I heard a massive commotion from the chicken shed, banging and thumping. I assumed a fox or something had got in so went out to check. As I was halfway across the garden the noise stopped instantly as if it had been shut off; by the time I got to the shed all was calm and the chickens were all settled, mostly asleep. No sign of any intruder or disturbance at all, nothing to explain the noise or any indication that the chickens had made a noise. Bit freaky but I didn't (and still don't) know much about The Way of Chicken so I locked up again and left them to it.

As I went back in the house a small black shape ran past me out of the back door and I realised the puppy must have got out. It streaked across the garden and off towards the woods. Cue much cursing, then calling her name in vain. More cursing when she didn't come back. I grabbed a torch and put one of the other dogs on the lead, partly for protection, partly because I thought the pup was more likely to come back if I had one of her canine companions with me and partly because I didn't fancy my chances of finding my way back to the house on my own even though there were a couple of vague paths that I'd followed when walking the dogs throughout the week.

Off we trudged into the wood along one of these paths, me calling pup's name at intervals and trying not to imagine murderers and rapists behind every tree trunk. We got to a point where it felt like the trees were starting to thin out and I remember thinking that I didn't remember a clearing on this path and we must have gone wrong somewhere when the dog with me slowed right down and started to resist going forward. I tried to jolly her along - while my stomach suddenly dropped like a stone - and she started growling, a really low serious rumbling growl. By this time I was practically shitting myself. I tried shining the torch ahead but the beam just sort of bounced back off the darkness if that makes sense? I got the sense of something - or somethings - moving but just sinuous deeper black shapes against the blackness and always on the periphery of vision. (The hairs on my arms are standing up again just remembering how completely and utterly terrified I was. I have honestly never known a feeling like it.)

At this point the dog sank right down, still growling, hackles up and refused to budge. I muttered something like "Jesus, you have got to be kidding me" and this ugly gurgling inhuman sort of voice hissed, right up close as if someone was right next to me "don't say that name". At the same time there was a horrible snickering sort of laugh. I cant express how utterly petrified I was. I can't remember having any coherent thoughts apart from the word "evil". That's the only clear thing I can remember. Me and the dog were frozen to the spot with pure fear. Then a different voice, really commanding, said "GO. BACK." That sounded more in my head but echoey, where the others had sounded out in the air IYSWIM?

Wherever it came from it did the trick. Me & the dog turned and belted back through the woods. She basically towed me, I just clung onto her lead stumbling to keep up and sobbing with fear. I lost the torch somewhere on that wild run but there was no way I was stopping to find it. How I didn't run blindly into a tree I'll never know, she guided me I guess. I can remember thinking desperately that I mustn't let go of her lead or "they" would get me.

When we got back to the garden she suddenly stopped - I did fall over her this time, onto my hands and knees - turned around and started snarling, proper teeth bared, rabid-looking snarls, back at the trees and the darkness. I thought I heard the snickering again but the blood was pounding in my ears so hard I can't be sure. I scrambled up and ran to the back door and she followed me but backing and snarling all the way as if holding something at bay. Oh, and the chicken shed was banging and thumping again. I got the back door open, me and her belted in, I slammed home every bolt behind us. The other dogs left behind were staring at the door and growling too with their hackles up and when I saw all three of them, puppy included, acting like that I started to cry properly because I honestly thought I was trapped in some horror film nightmare and was going to die. I don't know - I still don't know - what the black shape was that ran past me out of the house and triggered all of this because the puppy was right there in the kitchen.

Anyway I made sure every door and window was locked and bolted, I turned on every light in the house, I wandered round mumbling all sorts of weird half-religious half-spiritual shit to ward off evil spirits. Gradually the dogs settled down and stopped growling, and eventually stopped glancing at the door. Funnily enough I didn't sleep for one second that night and I rang my DH and begged him to come over the last couple of days. I know I didn't dream it because I was covered in scratches from running through the woods and had grazed hands from where I fell over the dog in the garden.

Nothing like that has happened before or since and I hope it never, ever does. It was the single most horrible, terrifying experience of my entire life.

Okay, that has totally creeped me out. shivers

Though I joined MN a while ago, I just started reading the threads in the last several months.
I am totally addicted and always wonder how some of the posters are and if their life/health/situations are better. Some make me angry, some make me sad and some make me laugh.

Thank you all.

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