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To think my husband peeing in the sink is...

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AperfectMess · 20/08/2023 10:11

DISGUSTING!! I was woken up in the middle of the night by an unidentified trickling noise. When I looked around I saw the ensuite door ajar and dh peeing in the sink! I had to do a double take as I wasn't aware this was 'normal' behaviour.

I told dh that it is disgusting as we clean our teeth, and wash at that sink! He is saying what else can he do as he has "a rock hard dick," and it would "get everywhere if he was "to do it in the toilet!" I then said could he not sit down to which he said that wouldn't work either!

DH told me this doesn't happen often, which made me realise he has done this before, he said it is only when he has been too hard. 🤢
Is this normal for men to do under these circumstances?
I have told him he needs to bleach the sink, as all I heard him do was run some water in washing his hands. If I hadn't have woken I would have cleaned my teeth there this morning!

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PurpleButterflyWings · 20/08/2023 13:03

I'd leave my DH if he did something so foul tbh. GRIM!

Alargeoneplease89 · 20/08/2023 13:06

My DH said he waits for it to go down or sits down ... unless your DH has a 12 inch donger it's possible.

Honestly if I caught my DH doing that I would chop it off and issue would be resolved.

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AperfectMess · 20/08/2023 13:07

LoverofGreen · Today 11:47
fearfuloffluff · Today 10:49

"Picture of Thatcher in the en suite should do it"
😂😂😂

🤣 fantastic idea

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ThickSkinnedSoWhat · 20/08/2023 13:08

CantThinkOfANameAtAll · 20/08/2023 12:54

If he really really can't sit on the toilet then he needs to go for a cold shower.

  1. It will help with election problem and
2) it can go down a contained plughole away from toothbrushes with plenty of water to flush it away.

NOT the sink.

Election problem 😅 great typo

ReginaRegina · 20/08/2023 13:08

Can't he just pee sitting down and poke it under the rim. 😂

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AperfectMess · 20/08/2023 13:09

'This! I was gonna suggest the plank across the pan move.'

If he did this I think we'd have an emergency plumbing issue 😂

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dannyufcfan1 · 20/08/2023 13:10

That's not normal for a man to do, at all. Disgusting.

liveforsummer · 20/08/2023 13:13

Thanks all, dh is still maintaining he can't sit down as it will snap it as it would need to be bent right forward,

Can't he just wait a few minutes til it's a bit more pliable 😅. Maybe he could give the toilet a scrub while he's in there waiting, that should help speed up the process too

AlwaysJumping · 20/08/2023 13:14

Cloudysky81 · 20/08/2023 10:39

I’m interested how he could urinate if he was fully erect.
Urine is fairly clean, verging on sterile, so not awful from an infection point of view. Still seems fairly gross though.

Nope
urone is not sterile. Old myth based on early testing/thresholds for urine infections. And it passes through contaminated areas on the way out

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AperfectMess · 20/08/2023 13:14

I told him if it is causing so much of an issue he needs to go to the doctors. He has said if that's the case he'll get told he's lucky he can get it up, as some can't! 🙄

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AlwaysJumping · 20/08/2023 13:14

@AperfectMess fucking gross.
Tell him he can put his hands on the wall and plank and aim down in the toilet. Or even better to pre against the shower wall with the shower running than the sink

FluffyUnicorn84 · 20/08/2023 13:19

AperfectMess · 20/08/2023 11:20

@Iknowthis1 · Today 11:01

*"We need some men to answer this. Maybe it's a big secret and they're all doing it."'

Yes I would be interested to hear too.

Asked DH. He said he would never do it as it's disgusting but logistically what your DH says is true and he just needs to wait 5/10 mins. As in it's not possible with morning wood to pee in the toilet sitting or standing. But agree it's gross. Now I know why he takes 5 minutes to take a piss in the morning!

Alicenwonderland · 20/08/2023 13:22

My ex would wee in the bath in this situation! He maintained it was impossible to wee in the toilet with an erection. He's the only man I've known to do this but was well endowed so maybe that was why!! 🫣😂😂

CantFindTheBeat · 20/08/2023 13:23

Sorry OP, I don't understand why it's horizontal?

Does he have a medical problem?

CantThinkOfANameAtAll · 20/08/2023 13:30

ThickSkinnedSoWhat · 20/08/2023 13:08

Election problem 😅 great typo

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My autocorrect is a prude. Doesn't like d.i.c.k. either. However i must confess i prefer ducks too😂

Cobrakia · 20/08/2023 13:31

Iknowthis1 · 20/08/2023 11:01

We need some men to answer this. Maybe it's a big secret and they're all doing it.

Sitting and leaning forward while holding it down works mostly. Although it is uncomfortable and you run the danger of piss going between the thecsear and toilet. Although it maybe also be more difficult if hes on the bigger side

trulyunruly01 · 20/08/2023 13:33

If these dicks are as dainty and delicate as fine china and cannot be held and aimed downward, what's all this 'harder harder' and 'faster faster' we hear at other times?

Changedmymindtoday22 · 20/08/2023 13:42

LTB

LazyDays23 · 20/08/2023 13:44

Had to ask DP if this is a thing men do, thank god he was as disgusted as I was, apparently he just sits on the toilet.

Cobrakia · 20/08/2023 13:44

trulyunruly01 · 20/08/2023 13:33

If these dicks are as dainty and delicate as fine china and cannot be held and aimed downward, what's all this 'harder harder' and 'faster faster' we hear at other times?

Tell me you dont have a dick without telling me you dont have a dick lol

It's not easy or comfortable

UnctuousUnicorns · 20/08/2023 13:58

Blanketpolicy · 20/08/2023 11:48

He had other options

😱 No amount of brain bleach will unsee this for me. 🤢

OhmygodDont · 20/08/2023 14:04

Yeah his just making excuses. He could have leaned over the toilet slightly or even peed in the shower/bath.

Crunchymum · 20/08/2023 14:12

Any chance this is actually about his boner? Did he piss in the sink to somehow "punish you" for him having an erection he couldn't get rid of?

Which is equally as grim as him pissing in the sink for fun.

JanieEyre · 20/08/2023 14:13

Can't he lean over the bowl so it's pointing downwards?

Or just think about something totally non-erotic?

SunshineRoo27 · 20/08/2023 14:20

Asked my husband .. let's just say I'm not too happy with his answer and on my way to bleach every sink we have!

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