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to think it isn't greedy to eat a whole fish, portion of chips and mushy peas with bread and butter?

416 replies

Greensleeves · 11/08/2023 18:09

Opinions vary wildly in our family; DH and DS2 will happily eat a large portion of chips with a fish, or a pie and a fishcake, or a fishcake and a jumbo battered sausage. I will eat a fishcake and 2/3 of a portion of chips, but I like bread and butter to make chip butties as well. In-laws think we are all insanely greedy and will split a small fish between them and a handful of chips each. If they have mushy peas, they will eat commensurately fewer chips because peas are incredibly filling.

What's your chippy order? And do you think a portion of chips is designed to be shared, or is an expected portion for one person?

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Bonfire23 · 12/08/2023 00:44

BrightYellowDaffodil · 11/08/2023 22:34

It depends. The “artisan” fish and chip shop near me does a portion of fish and chips that almost anyone could finish without effort. The “proper chippy” over the way does a portion of chips that would relieve Jesus from the need to feed the five thousand.

But anyone who says I’m “greedy” for eating as much as I damn well please can fuck right off with their weird eating rules.

Same. I alternate between
The under £5 for a meal chip shop with free scraps and huge potions
The posh one that fries in dripping and you can choose your salt. That's pay day only Grin

BarbaraofSeville · 12/08/2023 03:58

CaramelMac · 12/08/2023 00:11

I’ve just come back from holiday in Yorkshire where fish and chips are half the price and twice the portion size that they are down here, and we had them four days in a row. I don’t eat all the batter but otherwise I can polish off a full portion of fish chips and mushy peas no problem, might even squeeze an ice cream cone in afterwards too! (Then lie on the sofa moaning that I’ve eaten too much)

Indeed. In Yorkshire, our fish and chips are the best, just about everywhere else is a disappointment although I did have some very good ones in Orkney when I went there.

Plus just about all our chippies use beef dripping, not just the 'posh ones'.

BarbaraofSeville · 12/08/2023 04:02

And it's usually haddock unless it says otherwise.

That's what you get if it just says 'fish', nothing to be suspicious about here for whoever said they wouldn't buy from anywhere who wasn't open about which fish it was would serve something weird.

Sceptre86 · 12/08/2023 08:00

I can easily eat that and have done in the past. At my mum's chippy the portions are very generous so lately dh and I share a bag of chips, and half a fish each with peas and curry. I'm also laying off the buttered bread although that used to be a staple for me with chips from the chippy.

Hummingbird89 · 12/08/2023 08:37

@Iwantmyoldnameback ahh sorry, I misread.
I am definitely in agreement on the curry though 😁

Oatycookies · 12/08/2023 08:46

Greensleeves · 11/08/2023 18:17

They do! MIL is the sort of person who serves steak for the men and salmon for the women, and will performatively leave salad because she's "full" after a couple of bits of cucumber and a new potato. She thinks I eat like a man and it's unnattractive.

She sounds awful! and no I don’t think what you or your family eats is greedy or overeating. And for me splitting a small fish with a handful of chips wouldn’t be enough usually but it depends what else I’d eaten throughout the day.

Oatycookies · 12/08/2023 08:52

FrancisSeaton · 11/08/2023 19:54

Ahahahaha peak Mumsnet
That's greedy as fuck tbf- I divide it into 7 and eat it for my lunches every day at work

😂😂😂😂😂 too funny.

IpsyUpsyDaisyDoos · 12/08/2023 12:07

BarbaraofSeville · 12/08/2023 03:58

Indeed. In Yorkshire, our fish and chips are the best, just about everywhere else is a disappointment although I did have some very good ones in Orkney when I went there.

Plus just about all our chippies use beef dripping, not just the 'posh ones'.

I'm from Yorkshire originally and its taken me over a decade to find a passable chippy where I now live. Even then, although it's nice, it's only passable, not what I'd consider amazing. Whenever I visit home I want fish and chips!

IpsyUpsyDaisyDoos · 12/08/2023 12:09

No it's not. Every Northerner I know (including me) loves bread and butter to make a chip butty

KimberleyClark · 12/08/2023 12:26

Cheesy chips but never manage to finish it.

aintnothinbutagstring · 12/08/2023 12:37

At our regular seaside chippy - when we visit - I can eat a whole fish and chips but I'd not eat much else for the rest of the day. I don't do mushy peas, would do curry sauce/bread + butter but don't want to add too much to the cost, it's a dear old do these days.

Oysterbabe · 12/08/2023 12:45

I'm not one of those mumsnet full after half a grape types, I can eat a lot, but I can't remember the last time I finished a portion. The portions are always huge. DH and I usually get 2 fish, 1 large chips, mushy peas and curry sauce. There's always chips leftover.

LucifersPain · 12/08/2023 13:19

The man in our house is 6ft tall 12 stone and has a large fish, peas and no chips; or medium/regular fish, small chips and peas. But that could often be the only meal of the deal (OMAD).

I don’t eat fish & chips.

It’s all calories, you eat what you need, unless you want to get fatter in which case you have more chips and bread.

Hydrateyourself · 12/08/2023 15:17

I get a small cod and chips and devour it and am nicely full. Ours does do fairly big portions though and people are always surprised it’s a ‘small’ so probably equates to a medium/ large elsewhere.

Your MIL sounds like mine, she does my head in!

To be fair though, surely it depends on what you’ve eaten the rest of the day too? If you’ve had a big breakfast and lunch, you’re probably not going to be able to eat a pig a portion as someone who had a small breakfast and skipped lunch for instance?

Iwant2stayanon · 12/08/2023 18:52

What’s for pudding? Does it really matter! Is this really a thing. You do you, they do them….sorted.

Thisisnotreallymyname · 12/08/2023 18:55

DH and I have a fish each, share a chips and share a large mushy peas

Mumtobabyhavoc · 12/08/2023 18:55

One piece of fish and a handful of chips.

Deep fry really fills me up and makes me a bit queasy after....
However, when I do go for it please add tarter sauce and brown vinegar. I'll take some coleslaw, too. 😋

littlejlb · 12/08/2023 19:00

In our household, there is myself, Dh and dd (8). Between us, we share 1 portion of medium chips, which even then, aren't finished, daughter will have 1 sausage and hubby and I will have 1 fish each which we can't finish.

SgtPercyTwentyman · 12/08/2023 19:03

In our house that's called "normal".

Dwab · 12/08/2023 19:08

I remember as a family when I was a child doing exactly that. Not since, but it triggered a memory.

BrindleAbyssinianGuinea · 12/08/2023 19:09

Scampi or plaice with mushy peas a few chips and lashings of tartare sauce

JohnnyYenSetHimselfOnFireAgain · 12/08/2023 19:10

DustyLee123 · 11/08/2023 18:12

I’d need curry sauce with that too, and a mug of tea to wash it down.
What’s for pudding ?

☝This! 😂

BrindleAbyssinianGuinea · 12/08/2023 19:10

Best fish and chips I ever had were from Lewis's in Seahouses. Tasted lovely washed down with a crisp chardonnay.

Mumtobabyhavoc · 12/08/2023 19:15

BrindleAbyssinianGuinea · 12/08/2023 19:10

Best fish and chips I ever had were from Lewis's in Seahouses. Tasted lovely washed down with a crisp chardonnay.

Wine with fish and chips??? Are you mad?🙀

BrindleAbyssinianGuinea · 12/08/2023 19:23

Mumtobabyhavoc · 12/08/2023 19:15

Wine with fish and chips??? Are you mad?🙀

A crisp dry white wine with fish and chips is the best!