I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

[Lostsoul0307]

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible.

I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should.

I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

Sorry but this made laugh 😂

Only men think women get aroused by strippers. Women do not get aroused by strippers.

I’m struggling to believe this is real.

Think you’ve overegged the pudding now op..

Agree.

Are you over dramatizing how far you actually went?
I'm not sure a "professional" stripper would let you? I know that sounds ridiculous but this is his actual job. He's not a random hoping to get his rocks off.
If it's true, I can't believe people are saying this is ok as it was a hen party, he's a stripper etc
If it was my OH that went down on a stripper at a stag do I'd dump him immediately.
If I was on the hen do with you, I'd 100% be gossiping about it with the other women and telling other friends AND my OH.
I don't care if that makes me a gossip.
He's totally going to find out

Honestly not a wind up. I'd actually written aroused but thought it sounded a bit too Hyacinth Bouqet

So I guess the cool women would be okay with their dh /dp doing something similar with a female stripper? Yes, of course you would.

Yes you have been unfaithful, yes you should tell him. But maybe miss out the so horny part.

Yep. This is clearly a male poster. Women in this situation would just laugh at a male stripper with cream on his penis, or be horrified.

Exactly

This is bullshit.

No woman in the history of hen nights has been horny at the sight of a stripper at a hen do. No matter how much Lambrini is drunk.

OP is clearly a bloke.

Someone organised a Butler in The Buff for a friends 40th.
I can honestly say not one of us found it erotic- in fact I felt the whole thing was a bit unhygienic

👀

Hence the knowing I've gone too far

True.

Lambrini 😅

You’re trying to crack on that a group of 20 women all, at the very least, licked cream off a stranger’s penis in front of one another? Absolutely did not happen.

Exactly what I was thinking. If someone posted saying her husband had done anything with a stripper on a stag do they would be ripping him to shreds and telling her to get her finances together and leave. Most mumsnetters say that even going to a stripper would be a dealbreaker for them. But when it's a woman it's not cheating because it's a hen do and doesn't count🙄

@BansheeofInisherin this was to you ☝️

You got drunk at a hen party and took things a little bit too far. People make mistakes. Tell him and apologise, it’s not the end of the world. It would be completely different if you ended up in the guys bed and went the full hog.

Personally I don’t consider it cheating but I’m very open minded.

Had posted to say exactly this, but you beat me to it!

definitely a male poster. £10 it’s a teenager.

even adult men have some idea of what women find erotic.

We did a sexy life drawing thing once and ended up asking the lovely young chap about his studies and career goals

I think gone too far extends to this post too....

I am not entirely sure that was what you were hoping for from this thread

Yep, it's a teenager.