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Rolling vagina farts

81 replies

Pizzatrip · 19/06/2023 22:18

Hello,

As far as I can remember, once in a while (normally whilst sat down or laying down), I’ll fart and it’ll roll forwards and make its way up my vagina.. it’ll often get stuck there and I’ll have to wriggle around a bit to get it out!

Does anyone else get this?!

YABU - that’s never happened to me, you weirdo
YANBU - yes! I’ve also experienced this

OP posts:
darkmodeon · 19/06/2023 22:19

Erm what?

SergeiL · 19/06/2023 22:19

Well erm yes. Same. Interested to know if it’s just us two …

Darcy86 · 19/06/2023 22:21

😂 yes have also experienced this!

Whatser · 19/06/2023 22:23

Yep that happens here too. I'm not too bothered tbh, it's the cavernous fanny farts that cause more embarrassment for me.

XenoBitch · 19/06/2023 22:23

Exit through the gift shop.

ladygindiva · 19/06/2023 22:24

Yes I've experienced this 🤣

StinkyWizzleteets · 19/06/2023 22:24

Whatser · 19/06/2023 22:23

Yep that happens here too. I'm not too bothered tbh, it's the cavernous fanny farts that cause more embarrassment for me.

I read that as carnivorous and wondered what the hell your fanny farts have been doing to you

PrinnyPaupersPurse · 19/06/2023 22:24

We call these lip ripplers as you have to wiggle to dislodge the gas and it normally rolls up the front between your flat bits.

PrinnyPaupersPurse · 19/06/2023 22:25

That should say FLAPPY bits

Iloveanicegarden · 19/06/2023 22:27

Me too and since my LS has got worse it feels like marching ants crawling through.

KayDog · 19/06/2023 22:28

XenoBitch · 19/06/2023 22:23

Exit through the gift shop.

😂😂😂😂

LittleMousewithcloggson · 19/06/2023 22:30

Glad to hear it’s not just me…!!

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 19/06/2023 22:31

XenoBitch · 19/06/2023 22:23

Exit through the gift shop.

Brilliant 🤣🤣

BakerLea · 19/06/2023 22:32

I've called this a bubble fart since I was a child!!

darkmodeon · 19/06/2023 22:32

How does this happen then? Surely the fart comes out the fart hole?

OneHundredOtters · 19/06/2023 22:34

A ricochet?

Manicpixidreamgirl · 19/06/2023 22:34

PrinnyPaupersPurse · 19/06/2023 22:25

That should say FLAPPY bits

🤣 I thought you were showing off about your flat bits!

SuffolkUnicorn · 19/06/2023 22:35

Yes then pops out the top like a balloon

Darcy86 · 19/06/2023 22:36

@darkmodeon it does, but instead of just disappearing into the air sometimes it creeps out and pops straight up into the vag like a little air bubble which sometimes takes a bit of wriggling to get out again. I only ever get it when sitting down so it must be the...proximity of everything

ThirdOne · 19/06/2023 22:36

😂 I've experienced this too, and kind find it strangely satisfying.

Welcometothecheapseats · 19/06/2023 22:37

Sometimes get these when driving. They always make me smile!

Original poster
Pizzatrip · 19/06/2023 22:37

This is so wholesome and I’m glad I’m not alone 🤣

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Awaanbileyirheid · 19/06/2023 22:38

Yup, happens to me too. DH and I call them flapslappers or flapslobbbers if its a particularly damp sounding one.
Aging truly is a gift.

N0tANOoDl3He4D · 19/06/2023 22:39

It's the ones where you're sat down and strain harder than you should, and it goes up instead of down, and creates a sort of harsh vibratey effect leaving you feel like you ripped and set fire to your flaps...... No, just me? Please tell me its not just me.

Tilllly · 19/06/2023 22:44

N0tANOoDl3He4D · 19/06/2023 22:39

It's the ones where you're sat down and strain harder than you should, and it goes up instead of down, and creates a sort of harsh vibratey effect leaving you feel like you ripped and set fire to your flaps...... No, just me? Please tell me its not just me.

It's just you 😉😉😉