Some seriously creepy decor on this property.

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https://espc.com/property/55-7-north-fort-street-edinburgh-eh6-4hj/36172410?sid=960281

What went on here and who thought it was ok to not repaint?

I absolutely love it. Sorry. I’d probably redo the kitchen - not my colour - and maybe the naked people but the rest I really like. Give me a house someone has loved and lived in and dared have a personality over bland boring beige.

Even though I was expecting something a bit more Ed Gein, I'm not disappointed.

I think it's quite neutral, tbh.

Omg I love it!

It was definitely owned by some eccentric artsy person and I would have loved to see it with the furniture in.

I can’t have too many loud colours or patterns so my home is very dull but this seems so much fun.

Absolutely!!

I love a house with personality!

I love it too - a happy artist lived there! I would repaint, of course, but it would really make me smile and feel fond of the previous owner.

It looks like the home of a serial killer

I think for a 2 bed in Edb it’s pretty good value

Is the girl in the window painting... Anne Frank?? Please no.

Well it was lived in by somebody who THOUGHT they were an artist. In reality they had absolutely no visual eye whatsoever.

I would probably keep the bathroom but paint over the rest.

It's not my taste, but so many properties are boring grey or beige.

Junkie neighbourhood, if you couldn't tell from the photos!

The girl in the window painting reminds me of one of Phoebe's creations (Gladys?) in Friends 🤣

I felt high just looking at those photos! Imagine living there!

Nothing a few barrels of Egyptian Cotton and White can't solve. Except for the orange kitchen. That needs a flamethrower to it.

Junkie neighbourhood, if you couldn't tell from the photos!

Bit harsh, it's a mixed but generally thriving and popular urban area. That particular street is on the scruffy side I agree, but the whole neighborhood can't be tarred with the same brush.

I may or may not be trying to sell a property a few streets away. Different decor mind you 😂

I know the area too, I wouldn't live there but good luck with your sale.

I think for this one the EA added too many zeros to the price.

Well it's different!
I am fed up with grey everywhere and Live Life / mad to be here . . . yada yada
The naked bodies look a bit like them wooden 6/7 inch high ornamental doll type things loads of people had a few years ago

I had a gas fire like that , bug ugly but tough as boots and threw out loads of heat.

I quite like it actually! May be just me though 😅

Oooh look you can still buy them www.amazon.co.uk/Wooden-Artist-Manikin-12-Inches/dp/B007PP8P9Q

I find it quite appealing! It's bright and cheery, great light, wooden floors, minimal fittings, clean and in decent condition, just dated.

I'd not keep the decor, but I prefer it to browse through than the endless bland monotony of greige and off-white that is everything else. No-one has a sense of individual expression any more, it's all just copy, mimic, parrot.

Just looking at this one is invigorating!

On the bright side, it has double glazing to recommend it.

Epic! I don't like the weird angled artwork but I like some of the colour schemes

Beats magnolia and beige or grey and white.

So many questions! Why is the naked man karate chopping the naked lady, who’s trying to help the other naked lady that got herself wedged behind the radiator? Why is that man peeing in a corner? Why is there an angry looking (probably naked)lady glaring through the wonky window?
it’s all utterly bonkers and I bet the estate agent is inundated with folk just wanting a nosey at the insanity of it all!

Needs the singing estate agent. I can suggest the song:

Surprise Surprise.....the unexpected hits you between the eeeeeeeyes