Stop being sarky.
I must confess that voter ID is not really a hot topic for me given that voting is a pointless exercise for most people. The Tories will try to gerrymander by fiddling with constituency boundaries and requiring ID to vote, Labour will try to gerrymander by extending the vote to people they think are more likely to vote for them. Neither is interested in reforming the system so that parliament actually reflects the wishes of the electorate because then they would have to actually work to get into and stay in power, and they would have to compromise and work with other parties like actual adults due to the fact that we would have coalitions rather than majority governments.
In most other countries voter ID is required, but many of them have free ID cards which Brits have historically been against.