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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To share my unmumsnetty traits?

169 replies

Calders · 04/04/2023 18:13

These are a few things about me that's probably at odds with the predominant Mumsnet demographic :

  1. My DP went to one of the worst schools in London, his accent is very 'Blimey, Gav'nah' he left school at the minimum school leaving age with very low academic qualifications
  1. We don't have broadband as a family
  1. We never use Amazon as a family
OP posts:
Astrabees · 04/04/2023 19:26

My sister in law is lovely,as was my mother in law. I have never been to a hen do.

Oversharingnamechanged · 04/04/2023 19:26

I'm common af.
Fat.
Enjoy tat.
From the worst council area in the UK.
Have 2 trans best friends.
Likes my partner.
Doesn't care about the shop lakeland.
Dislikes joules.
Loves primark.
On UC.
Doesn't look for ways to attack posters for a difference of opinion.

Ludo19 · 04/04/2023 19:28

Sapphire387 · 04/04/2023 18:28

I'm not obsessed with dogs.

I don't think smacking a child on the bottom occasionally is 'abuse'.

I live in social housing.

🙂 I agree

overthinkersanonnymus · 04/04/2023 19:28

ssd · 04/04/2023 19:01

I think folk that come on here moaning they can't live on 90k or feel poor on 70k need a good kick up the arse

Snap!

secretllama · 04/04/2023 19:28

I love weddings and hen dos!

Jemimapinotduck · 04/04/2023 19:30

Have thought of more:

  • I don't drive
  • Don't have savings
  • Have a loo brush in fact 2!
  • My house is no where near spotless or tidy
  • I don't completely police what my kids watch
youshouldnthaveasked · 04/04/2023 19:33

It wouldn’t bother me if I was cooking a meal and my sons girlfriend brought a bottle of 7UP

LindorDoubleChoc · 04/04/2023 19:34

Yabu. We have some sort of version of this thread every week and it gets extremely dull.

TheBlonde23 · 04/04/2023 19:34

Duhduhdub · 04/04/2023 18:39

I live in a part of the country that is neither London nor ‘very rural’.

Or Scotland 🤣

Ludo19 · 04/04/2023 19:36

I vape
I'm in social housing
I don't have ADHD
I don't have children (cats....I have cats!)
I don't drink
I enjoy a quiet life, zero drama

Tealknittedjumpers · 04/04/2023 19:36

I'm not interested in a career or mortgage. I'm happy making money with whichever jobs suit me at the time of my life, throwing a bit into a pension and using the leftovers to enjoy my life.

I don't think it's a crime to be on benefits if you need to be and I don't view people on it as selfish /lazy/entitled/a drain of tax payers' money.

I can't make my pre schooler stop screaming and acting out by telling her 'she must be feeling really frustrated and mummy understands'. I usually receive a smack in the face for my efforts.

She also equally would not find a day of play dough, puddle jumping and helping me cook, stimulating or rewarding. She'd rather have a play date and be telling me to piss off if I tried to engage that much with her and gets furious if we don't do enough properly fun (but expensive 😔) stuff like bouncy castles and soft play 🤣

I don't believe kids must have amazing attendance at school or they will fail at life. I'm not in fear that they will 'miss out' if they have days off for down time or days out, when they/you need it. I believe schools create that rhetoric and fear, to make their statistics look a lot better for themselves.

We don't have a perfectly orchestrated wind down/bath/bedtime routine. Whatever's going on, I just say "come on, it's bedtime", we go up, she gets a quick story, snuggles until sleep. It works, and she's happy.

I don't pay attention to my spelling/grammar when writing on here, and I don't care to waste my energy ammending it either- it's just a forum.

I don't think I'm a perfect mum and I don't judge anyone else for doing it differently to me

TheBlonde23 · 04/04/2023 19:37

OhmygodDont · 04/04/2023 19:03

I need a forum that’s between net huns and here I reckon for us “normal” folk 😂😂

not Bnb either 😬

honestly 😂🥴

Tealknittedjumpers · 04/04/2023 19:37

LindorDoubleChoc · 04/04/2023 19:34

Yabu. We have some sort of version of this thread every week and it gets extremely dull.

Not everyone is on here every week and you also don't own this space.

EatYourVegetables · 04/04/2023 19:38

I don’t drive and dislike people who do.

I drink as much as an MN partner.

I do not think it’s a “tragedy” that there’s nothing the OP likes on the house market for £1.1mil.

No one I know does that much cycling.

Jourdain11 · 04/04/2023 19:42

OhmygodDont · 04/04/2023 19:08

My middle is 11 she’s hit that stroppy moody teen girl stage. Her eyes rolls more than my banking app when I log in 😂

My 9 year old has been like that for at least 2 years! This morning she said to me that people "my age" ought not to wear jumpsuits.

RagingWoke · 04/04/2023 19:42

@EatYourVegetables why would you dislike people who drive?

On the other side, I think there is something fundamentally strange about an adult who can't drive.

DarkShade · 04/04/2023 19:42

Come off it, MN is not Tory!

JKTrolling · 04/04/2023 19:44

DarkShade · 04/04/2023 19:42

Come off it, MN is not Tory!

🤣🤣🤣

Howmanysleepsnow · 04/04/2023 19:46

Wash towels less than weekly.
And bedding.
Get on well with my teenagers.
Dont limit screen time.
Dont split housework evenly with DH (all me!)
Never been on holiday with friends.
Cook 2-3 separate meals a night as my family won’t eat the same.
Have no help with childcare from immediate family.
Have no washing line- nothing to get darked on here!
DH has no outing hobbies

Cheesyfootballs01 · 04/04/2023 19:46

I don’t wash my arse every time I have a shit 🤷🏻‍♀️

MavisMcMinty · 04/04/2023 19:47

DH has no outing hobbies

Ha ha @Howmanysleepsnow !

SoManyComplications · 04/04/2023 19:47

I would be disappointed if my
kids ended up in high-flying City jobs.

Jourdain11 · 04/04/2023 19:47

My MiL is the loveliest and most unassuming woman, and she has a wicked sense of humour. The closest she's ever come to giving me irritating parenting advice has been, "maybe she's thirsty" when DD2 was about 2 and screaming "WANNA JUICE!"

Bintymcbintface · 04/04/2023 19:56

I am a single parent, I occasionally smoke weed, I don't have a cleaner nor do I think it would miraculously solve all of life's problems, i don't like wine, I've never been a member of the PTA, I'm not worried about what my parents spend their money on as I don't give a hoot about any kind of inheritance and want them to enjoy themselves, I don't have a problem with partner watching porn

Olinguita · 04/04/2023 19:57

I don't drive
Also don't use Amazon
I drink wine mid-week
I have lots of friends
I love carbs
I don't really meal plan and I never batch cook
I am raising a child in a flat
I am probably a tad more socially conservative but a little bit more economically left wing in my beliefs than most on this site.
Never mind DH having an outing hobby, I have an outing hobby! (Why should the men get to have all the fun?)
Married outside my culture