About the Mumsnet 'Massive Salad?'

[TheBurton]

I just thought over the weekend about some of the food threads on here recently and wondered if it would be a good idea to develop the idea of a 'Mumsnet Massive Salad' to be sold in major supermarkets? It would be prepackaged, have a variety of raw veg but .... and I absolutely stress this - absolutely no dressing whatsoever - far too calorific!! So a completely 'clean' salad! Also it should be in biodegradable packaging so ... no plastics ! There must be a market for it and a lot of people would want to try it out of intrigue. Would have to be 'massive' though !

😂Brilliant idea!

Thanks - just now a case of developing the concept !!

There is a girl who impersonates the Kardashians on Sm she shakes a salad box vigorously always reminds me of mumsnets "Massive Salad" .

Love her! Yuri Lamasbella for anyone who’s interested.

I actually had a Massive Salad for lunch and it tickled me as I was making it that it was Mumsnet-approved (well until I threw a load of mayonnaise on it).

Great idea. Especially if you sell it with some "good bread" or "crusty bread".

With "picky bits" on the side or not allowed?

With a tonne of butter!

she has them to a tee

And NO CARROTS as the sugar sticks are basically junk and will make your teeth rot.

I like a big chopped salad. Leafy salads don't hit the spot in the same way for me.

With a side of 'naice ham' and the mythical 5 day chicken aka golden goose.

It could be marketed with a ready cooked, 20lb, 6 legged chicken - the one that everyone seems to buy to feed their huge family for a week.

She's hilarious 😂

I don't know the difference?

it would surely be available as a triple deal. like those petrol station pack lunch (sandwhich juice crisps "saving deals")perhaps some good/crusty bread +a cheeky wee bottle of wine(which none of the salad mafs ever confess to having sunk/despite appearing to be skipping using a glass).Perhaps "relateable"supermarkets could swing the sales pitch with mn stealth points???

Could someone post ingredients of a MN massive salad ?

Joking aside in summer i often buy one of the biggish Tesco salads in a thin plastic bowl (salad leaves, peppers, tomatoes, sweetcorn + optional dressing) and bung in a whole one of their pots of prawn cocktail.

It makes a massive salad ...
Not low calorie, but not intended to be. Delish.

Not as good an idea as the MN chicken that can feed a family of 4 for the whole week.

Love the salad shaking Kardashian impersonator.

Love the "oooh!" that she does as Kylie, and the teeth/lip thing when one of them is getting pissed off 😂

It's basically a big giant bowl of air because everything has carbs and you're greedy, lost sight of a normal portion if you dare have dinner later.

How much chicken would you put in the Caesar massive salad? And how many days would it last.

Do you get your toddler to eat it on the bus with a spoon?

Not 100% sure, but would a leafy salad be a green side salad, i.e. a bag of leaves maybe with a bit of Little Gem or similar, and a chopped salad a mix of diced cucumber, peppers, tomatoes, celery, carrot etc, probably mixed with vinaigrette or mayonnaise or similar to hold it together a bit?