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Boys don't wipe after peeing?

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HeartofAss · 22/01/2023 16:04

My 6yo just confidently informed me that girls wipe when they wee or poo, whereas boys only wipe when they poo.

Is this true? GROSS.

Not sure whether I should be telling him he is wrong?

OP posts:
GrasstrackGirl · 22/01/2023 20:15

DH shakes his, it's quite comical to watch.

Cas112 · 23/01/2023 12:53

My boyfriend shakes, ex boyfriend did.. I thought that was the norm😂

Steviebrown · 23/01/2023 13:03

This thread is an education. That men need to change their underwear daily... but some women think they don't?? 😧
The one that really made me think was the assertion that some men, if they piss sitting on the loo, will find their penis is so long it touches the water in the bowl.
Who'd have thought it??

MademoiselleTrunchbull · 23/01/2023 23:25

Steviebrown · 23/01/2023 13:03

This thread is an education. That men need to change their underwear daily... but some women think they don't?? 😧
The one that really made me think was the assertion that some men, if they piss sitting on the loo, will find their penis is so long it touches the water in the bowl.
Who'd have thought it??

In their dreams. 😂😂😂

MademoiselleTrunchbull · 23/01/2023 23:25

Isn't the average willy like five inches when erect?

NotAnotherBathBomb · 23/01/2023 23:53

You guys all walked right into this one

crylovingary · 06/07/2023 13:40

you should have honestly rethought this comment. they mostly do get it everywhere

Indoorcatmum · 06/07/2023 13:59

Teach him to dab the end, especially if uncircumsised.

The amount of men who leave the bathroom with a wet spot on their crotch is VILE😐

ImthatBoleyngirl · 06/07/2023 14:06

DS9 dabs but then he still sits down to pee

BodegaSushi · 06/07/2023 15:13

Creepy zombie post

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