Boys don't wipe after peeing?

[HeartofAss]

My 6yo just confidently informed me that girls wipe when they wee or poo, whereas boys only wipe when they poo.

Is this true? GROSS.

Not sure whether I should be telling him he is wrong?

There is a saying more than two shakes is a wan##. 😂

Sorry toilet humour.

@LisaLovedUp there is a lot of evidence supporting the benefits for men to pee sitting down.

prostate.net/why-men-should-sit-when-they-pee/

www.dailystar.co.uk/health/men-should-pee-sitting-down-27335344.amp

I going to blow your mind now op, those of us ladies who grew up in the days of izal toilet paper had to learn the wiggly shake too, the stuff had absolutely no absorption and was only any use for poos. I don't know about the rest of my generation as its not something I generally discuss but I sometimes return to my youth and use that method these days too.

There is no evidence AT ALL that it helps bladder emptying.
My DH is old and with an enlarged prostate. I am sure his consultant would have suggested this if it was best.

Perhaps his consultant is not up to speed with recent studies.

www.thesun.co.uk/health/mens-health-and-fitness/19023008/urologist-why-teach-boys-pee-sitting-down/

You only change your pants once or twice a week?

@PollyAmour I couldn't agree more

My son dabs because I taught him to, to avoid a wet spot on his pants. He definately listened because we nearly wet ourselves, wben he was about 6,and he had a wee up a bush and pulled a leaf off due to lack of roll. Good job it wasn't a stinger.

Stealth boast!

My husband sits down to pee and it gives me the ick so badly.

I can't explain it and realise I'm being very unreasonable.

It's not something we talk about, thankfully. We'd never have sex again tbh.

Say what now?!

You’re joking? It’s wee, not nuclear waste.

I thought my boy to wipe

Well this is obviously fake. You being his mother you would’ve taught him whatever way he does it, OP!!!!

#Wee troll

Back in the 90s I bought a house from a man who was divorced and had 3 teenage sons.

The floor in front of the bathroom loo was soggy and had to be replaced. There was a radiator near the loo downstairs. All the paint was blistered off it.

Unbelievable isn’t it?

Oh the irony of calling men ew when you only change your undercrackers twice a week...

Ya dirty skank! Thats revolting!

Wouldn't it be so weird if women had toilets lined up like urinals instead of stalls. Could you imagine how awkward that would be 🤔

This^

They just give it a shake, don't they?
My boys never sat on the potty to wee, they always insisted on standing up 😉

My DH sits down at home, he says it easier in the middle of the night when he’s half asleep or if he’s half erm excited. It’s also cleaner as he says he doesn’t have to touch anything (he still washes his hands).

I told DS off today as I had just cleaned the toilet and went in seat up, pee on the rim, he tried to say it wasn’t him (he’s 12), he has 3 sisters and DH wasn’t in. I said to him don’t lie but clean up after yourself. I think it’s disgusting the number of men who pee and Miss then just leave it expecting women to clean it up.

At work we have over 30 staff 2 men and we share one teeny toilet, if you go in after a man it’s disgusting.

Getting back to the original topic I often have to help young boys to the toilet as part of my job, quite a few have been taught to dab which I found odd as I taught DS to shake as there’s no toilet paper outside.

Nope not joking! My DH does the same too 😁

Do they have…penis beakers?

IME uncircumcised men are more likely to dab as they suffer a bit more of a dribble.

🎵You shake it once, that's fine, shake it twice, that's OK, shake it three times, your playing with yourself again.....🎵

Sorry just reminded me of a song I loved in ny mispent youth! #GoodCharlotte