Having a home spa/pampering afternoon & dh hints for a bit of the other

[Unglamorousgranny]

Indulging myself from head to toe pampering at home for the afternoon. Nice, luxury products & pure relaxation. Then dh interrupts dropping big hints for a bit of hanky panky, or at least a bj, while no one else is at home. He's a good dh, not selfish, works hard for the family etc. But even so wouldn't you be irritated by this, or am I just being a mardy cow? Should I feel guilty for hinting back that he should really read the room first?

@Aphrathestorm yes.Hth

Wow, offensive and ageist in one post

@Dreamsoffreedomjoyandpeace

'Why would a woman in her fifties, in a long term relationship ever enjoy giving her DH bjs? Have you seen most men in their fifties? Yuk!!'

Eh?

I mean if he said hanky panky then no YANBU, but afternoon alone, nice bath...I'd be more insulted if my DH didn't make an advance tbh!

Why would a woman in her fifties, in a long term relationship ever enjoy giving her DH bjs? Have you seen most men in their fifties? Yuk!!

My DH is in fifties and he's fit as fuck. He's got better with age..... he's far more attractive now than he was in his 20's and 30's!!!

Some women enjoy sex and enjoy pleasuring their partners. Why is that a surprise??

The only thing unreasonable is that you had to come on here to ask about it rather than this conversation taking place:

DH: Well, honey, since you're so relaxed and we're all alone.. would you like to suck me off?

DW: Clear off you cheeky monkey, I'm having a home spa day, an oxymoron if ever I heard one, you can pee off and sort yourself out!

DH: Ha ha ha, well I thought I would ask, if you don't ask you don't get. I'll go and do some household chores now and we can laugh about this incident in bed tonight.

Although I do read it slightly differently now you've said kids have left home, I assumed kids were younger and out (no idea why on reflection!)

He's not being unreasonable to ask (once).
You're not being unreasonable to decline.

Men don't need to find someone attractive to want them to suck their dick, btw. But it's sweet that you think so.

It's fine😂
He asked, you didn't fancy it. It's no drama (like some posters would suggest here).
Partners can't win, can they, on MN.
They ask, they are gross, they don't ask they must be cheating!

Tbh I would totally take him up on it with massage first. Pampered, oiled up, all clean and pretty and relaxed is just perfect time to get naughty. But everyone is different!

Would you consider it a compliment if he asked you to give him a blowjob?

You do know that men will literally stick their knobs in fruit, furniture, and farm animals, right?

Women also use various object which are often not meant to go in... Just saying.

The man haters here are sometimes ridiculous. What do you want, men never suggest sexual activities to their partners so everyone is as miserable as some posters here on MN? Same for women? Because we can't become pests can we.

It's a compliment when your partner you have good relationship wants to be sexually active with you (goes for both sexes). They fancy you and unless you don't fancy them it's a part of healthy relationship.

You do know that men will literally stick their knobs in fruit, furniture, and farm animals, right?

What on earth are you talking about? Are you suggesting that the average man is going around shagging farm animals???

This is getting ridiculous. He asked his wife for a blow job. What is the big deal?

You do know that men will literally stick their knobs in fruit, furniture, and farm animals, right?

I don’t know whether to laugh or despair at the idiocy of this statement.

Where does it say that?

This thread is peak MN.

OP: my husband asked for sex and I’m annoyed by this

posters: men like to fuck animals and fruit! Kill them, kill them all

😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣

😂😂😂

This.

From "can i have a blow job?" to men beastiality, just a normal day on MN. Given the things women have been known to shove up themselves I'm not sure a man humping a pineapple is all that bad.

Well, only if jellies and blancmanges aren't available.

''Men don't need to find someone attractive to want them to suck their dick, btw. But it's sweet that you think so.''

@BloodAndFire

Don't be patronising. The OP is referring to her husband, not some casual partner.

I'm laid in the bath crying with laughter at this comment!

Men like to fuck farm animals. We hike in the countryside a lot, my husband shits himself if we have to walk through a cattle field! Mind you, come to think of it I have seen him eyeing up my watermelon!

He is just pretending so you don't get suspicious about his MOOnlight activities!