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AIBU?

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To think I can’t be the only one who fantasises about this scenario?

235 replies

DidYaMeanChapsWilly · 26/12/2022 22:34

You wake up one morning and everyone has disappeared. You’re completely alone - you have the whole country to yourself.

Everyone else will come back eventually but for a few weeks, it’s just you.

You can do whatever you want with no consequence. Tear-arse down the M1 at 100mph, have a wander around Buckingham palace … what would you do?

And tell me I’m not the only one who has this daydream?

YABU - it’s just you
YANBU - I have this fantasy too!

OP posts:
DidYaMeanChapsWilly · 26/12/2022 22:56

BloodAndFire · 26/12/2022 22:53

I don't think there's anything appealing or funny about the idea of making everyone else in the world disappear.

I don't think it's a fun fantasy. I think it's suggestive of something quite wrong, mentally, tbh.

Not everyone has to agree with you.

So you’re diagnosing me with mental health problems, brilliant! Saved me a long time on that bloody waiting list. Don’t suppose you prescribe? Save me a visit to the GP?

OP posts:
WunWun · 26/12/2022 22:57

BloodAndFire · 26/12/2022 22:55

Op has posted that she fantasises about eradicating all human life except herself, and you think that i should get a grip? OK then.

It's CLEARLY a light-hearted thread and you've called her a mentally ill sociopath.

BloodAndFire · 26/12/2022 22:57

XenoBitch · 26/12/2022 22:56

Christ, maybe OP should go to their GP and address these concerning fantasies?

Or maybe it is a light-hearted question to ask and get people talking about what they would do if in that scenario.

I think GPs have enough on their plate at the moment without dealing with weird egotistical fantasies. Don't you?

Sarahcoggles · 26/12/2022 22:58

Passyd · 26/12/2022 22:51

I've had this dream a lot but lasts forever not a couple of weeks and dh is always there too, it's basically my dream dream 😂
If it was just a couple of weeks, I'd be tempted to break into a bank 😂 also mooch around some mansions, get my Rightmove fill in person.

Do you not have friends or family? Or do you just wish them all dead?

DidYaMeanChapsWilly · 26/12/2022 22:58

BloodAndFire · 26/12/2022 22:57

I think GPs have enough on their plate at the moment without dealing with weird egotistical fantasies. Don't you?

I think you need a trip to the GP 👀

OP posts:
BloodAndFire · 26/12/2022 22:58

WunWun · 26/12/2022 22:57

It's CLEARLY a light-hearted thread and you've called her a mentally ill sociopath.

I've said it's a sociopathic fantasy. Which it is.

XenoBitch · 26/12/2022 22:58

BloodAndFire · 26/12/2022 22:57

I think GPs have enough on their plate at the moment without dealing with weird egotistical fantasies. Don't you?

Sound like OP does not need a GP anyway seeing as you are armchair diagnosing them yourself.

DidYaMeanChapsWilly · 26/12/2022 22:59

Sarahcoggles · 26/12/2022 22:58

Do you not have friends or family? Or do you just wish them all dead?

Nobody is dead, they’re all coming back in a few weeks!

OP posts:
BloodAndFire · 26/12/2022 22:59

DidYaMeanChapsWilly · 26/12/2022 22:58

I think you need a trip to the GP 👀

You think I should go to my GP because... why exactly?

Wenttoohighwantdown · 26/12/2022 23:00

I read Z for Zachariah 30 years ago as a teenager and this idea stuck... which seems quite strange in the context of the rest of the book! Anyway I have spent hundreds of hours during the last three decades thinking about this idea... being the only one left. It is more an exercise in problem solving for me and I don't really have a romantic idea of it - but I do think I would cope remarkedly well (until I went mad of course!). There is countless things you need to think about! I didn't really keep with the "only for a few weeks" ending you did OP. maybe that would lend different ideas and less problems!

StopStartStop · 26/12/2022 23:00

There was a children's television series in the 1960s, 'The Magic Boomerang'. When a boy threw his boomerang, time stopped until it came back. I thought that was a good idea. He had the freedom of being uninterrupted but not the horror of everyone disappearing.

BloodAndFire · 26/12/2022 23:00

XenoBitch · 26/12/2022 22:58

Sound like OP does not need a GP anyway seeing as you are armchair diagnosing them yourself.

I don't think they need a GP, no.

I think the 'fantasy' they have posted is sociopathic and disturbing.

Twinklenoseblows · 26/12/2022 23:01

The thought makes me feel quite weird. A bit like when I think too hard about the ocean floor or space.

OutDamnedSpot · 26/12/2022 23:01

I voted YABU as I’ve never considered this before.

I will now though.

Can I clarify a few things? Do I know from the start that everyone is coming back? Do I really need tinned stuff, or can the electricity just magically work? And the internet? I think I’d struggle if I couldn’t google things…
😅

SugarNspices · 26/12/2022 23:01

I think I watched sci fi series (can't remember what it was called) It was where everyone was paused except this young couple who I think couldn't be together in RL and they could unpause when they were ready to go back to normal life. They lasted a week together 😂 It would be cool if you could do that I think as long as the play button didn't break!

DidYaMeanChapsWilly · 26/12/2022 23:02

BloodAndFire · 26/12/2022 23:00

I don't think they need a GP, no.

I think the 'fantasy' they have posted is sociopathic and disturbing.

Don’t worry about it @BloodAndFire

as far as I know, it’s not going to happen

OP posts:
BloodAndFire · 26/12/2022 23:02

XenoBitch · 26/12/2022 22:50

Well, you go the unstaffed supermarket and there is no one there to serve you.

No one to check ID at the self service tills 😂

'Not having ID checked at the supermarket' doesn't really seem a worthwhile reason to fantasise about eradicating all humans except myself, tbh.

Sarahcoggles · 26/12/2022 23:02

I agree with @BloodAndFire , it's such a strange and disturbing fantasy. I know it's meant to be light hearted but it sounds pathological.

Spectre8 · 26/12/2022 23:02

I experienced this, about 18yrs ago i was living in birmingham, when England made it some final in some football match, maybe world cup. I went out cycling thinking it'll be much quieter on roads, didn't expect it to be completely deserted. For the next 90 minutes I saw not one car nor one person outside and my route is on some busy A roads. It was so bizarre! I ended up just weaving across the road like a little kid cos I could 😆, cycling right in the middle, doing all sorts lol

Then just as I came back near end of my ride suddenly cars appeared there were people on the streets again ....the mach had ended lol

But for those 90 mins I experienced what it would of been like if their was suddenly no people around

stairgates · 26/12/2022 23:03

Do we know at the time they are coming back in a few weeks? If so then I would stock yp some food and books and have a nice relaxing time, but if I didn't know I might be devastated.

DidYaMeanChapsWilly · 26/12/2022 23:03

OutDamnedSpot · 26/12/2022 23:01

I voted YABU as I’ve never considered this before.

I will now though.

Can I clarify a few things? Do I know from the start that everyone is coming back? Do I really need tinned stuff, or can the electricity just magically work? And the internet? I think I’d struggle if I couldn’t google things…
😅

I’ve imagined the scenario where all electric and gas still works and petrol is freely available in the pumps … I can’t make it make sense but that would be the preferable option

And yes, somehow you know that everyone is coming back 😂

OP posts:
BloodAndFire · 26/12/2022 23:03

DidYaMeanChapsWilly · 26/12/2022 23:02

Don’t worry about it @BloodAndFire

as far as I know, it’s not going to happen

I don't think it's going to happen. I think it's a really unpleasant and disturbed fantasy, and you seem (wilfully?) blind to it.

Itisbetter · 26/12/2022 23:03

I love the fact that your main focus seems to be some sort of supermarket sweep😆😆😆I’d have the longest hottest bath on earth and sleep for three days

mangomama91 · 26/12/2022 23:04

Think of all that uninterrupted sleep you could get!!

Mostmarriedcouple · 26/12/2022 23:04

Wow never thought about this scenario but I surely will be day dreaming about it now!!!