DH farted on my meal

[BeverlyGoldberg]

AIBU not to want to finish a meal that DH farted on?

Context: I had eaten maybe half my food, DH had finished the record time as usual - positions his arse next to my plate - with his arse touching the table - and farts.

He thinks I'm overreacting that I called him an animal and didn't eat the remainder of my food.

Oh FFS. What IS this thread? Why do people post stuff like this?

Yuck. Obviously YANBU not to eat it.

Does he also fart in bed and then hold your head under the duvet?

That is utterly repulsive!

Your overreacting, just Dutch oven him later when he's not expecting it

I'm relaxed about most stuff but I would struggle to get this.

It's the height of disrespect, immaturity, unhygienic, rude.

Lighten up OP only a joke!

Well, now you have confirmation that you're married to a disgusting, immature man who has no respect for you at all.

Does he know that a fart is actually real life poo particles?! He just shat on your dinner.

I agree with the pillow plan.

Retaliate - piss in his beer, dangle a tampon in his tea, etc.

Most smells are particulate. The thought of this stops me breathing through my mouth……

i could never look at my OH in the same way if he did this. It’s beyond disgusting.
Seriously, I could never have sex with him again.

That's disgusting. It's not funny.
What redeming qualities does he have?

But was it on purpose?

If it smells of poo, it’s got small particles of poo in it.

I don’t even know what to say. I wouldn’t be married to a man like that ☹️

Tbf, at least he didn't ejaculate all over your university course work during an argument.

I've been here a long time...

Lucky you op, he sounds great. Surely you must have known he's a professional level dickhead

Gross and disrespectful!

I remember that thread. It was really weird.

I wonder if it was deleted or if its still around.......

Ffs. That's really dirty. No one should fart at all while someone is eating unless they really can't hold it in.

He must be really, really dim, @BeverlyGoldberg if he thinks this is remotely funny.
Farts smell due to faecal matter molecules.
He’s worse than a pig for doing this.

If he was 3 I could understand but I'd be a bit worried about you being married to him.

I'm howling at this. You're an animal. Well played

Hopefully it’s just a silly kid making these threads up.

This didn't happen. But if it did, you should be online finding a lawyer not posting here.