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DH farted on my meal

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BeverlyGoldberg · 01/12/2022 18:51

AIBU not to want to finish a meal that DH farted on?

Context: I had eaten maybe half my food, DH had finished the record time as usual - positions his arse next to my plate - with his arse touching the table - and farts.

He thinks I'm overreacting that I called him an animal and didn't eat the remainder of my food.

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cavily1806 · 03/12/2022 09:51

If you hadn't said he'd gone to stay with his mum I'd be sure this was my ex. It's hideous OP. I hope you're ok x

Speakingmymind · 03/12/2022 13:52

How much contempt must he have for you to fart over your meal.

gemgemgemgemgem · 03/12/2022 14:52

We have a rule about no farting and no burping around people who are eating. But husband forgot this.

Last week i was eating my first mince pie of the season (bearing in mind I had factored this mince pie into my diet and had waited all day to enjoy it) and my husband farted next to me- it was so disgustingly smelly that I actually cried. He ruined my mince pie and I’m still a bit annoyed about it!!!

Cherrysoup · 03/12/2022 15:12

Is the kind of arsehole that needs a shit just as you’ve got into a lovely bath?

Conkersareback · 03/12/2022 16:44

gemgemgemgemgem · 03/12/2022 14:52

We have a rule about no farting and no burping around people who are eating. But husband forgot this.

Last week i was eating my first mince pie of the season (bearing in mind I had factored this mince pie into my diet and had waited all day to enjoy it) and my husband farted next to me- it was so disgustingly smelly that I actually cried. He ruined my mince pie and I’m still a bit annoyed about it!!!

He doesn't forget, he's ignoring you.

Mandyjack · 03/12/2022 20:38

I get you are peed off with him and its pretty gross but you need to move on.

RishisProudMum · 03/12/2022 21:01

Mandyjack · 03/12/2022 20:38

I get you are peed off with him and its pretty gross but you need to move on.

She hasn’t posted in two days. She has moved on.

KatherineJaneway · 03/12/2022 22:53

RishisProudMum · 03/12/2022 21:01

She hasn’t posted in two days. She has moved on.

OP is a 'plopper'

ArcaneWireless · 03/12/2022 23:12

Where has she gone?

The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.

Clarabell77 · 05/12/2022 06:18

Yes but some people are saying they’d have found it funny.

Dragonella · 05/12/2022 09:37

He really needs to grow up... That's so uncalled for and disgusting

stacyvaron · 05/12/2022 18:40

Boys are icky.

Always have been, always will be

SnozPoz · 05/12/2022 20:30

That's gross and hugely disrespectful.

KatherineJaneway · 05/12/2022 20:57

stacyvaron · 05/12/2022 18:40

Boys are icky.

Always have been, always will be

This isn't icky, this is contempt

Goodread1 · 25/03/2023 22:26

He would be better off eating at a zoo with his table manners

Disgusting Prick !

Suzi888 · 25/03/2023 22:27

Oysterbabe · 01/12/2022 18:58

I had assumed troll but I see you've been around for years.
Yanbu, absolutely disgusting.

Well this. Bin it, he wanted it.

Suzi888 · 25/03/2023 22:28

Goodread1 · 25/03/2023 22:26

He would be better off eating at a zoo with his table manners

Disgusting Prick !

I don’t think animals do this tbh. 🤔 Humans can own it.

ProjectsGalore · 25/03/2023 22:37

This thread is months old. Hope the op is okay and that he has sorted out his behaviour.

caringcarer · 25/03/2023 23:01

Well he would not be getting sex anytime soon.

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