DH farted on my meal

[BeverlyGoldberg]

AIBU not to want to finish a meal that DH farted on?

Context: I had eaten maybe half my food, DH had finished the record time as usual - positions his arse next to my plate - with his arse touching the table - and farts.

He thinks I'm overreacting that I called him an animal and didn't eat the remainder of my food.

@Facecream Think I'd go for over his head. Utterly disrespectful. I would have been furious.

Dh did something similar years ago so I waited until the next time he was partaking in oral sex and farted right in his face! Revenge is a dish best served cold as they say.

Why would ANYONE do such a thing.

Moronic behaviour.

I'd be away from him or her pronto

No I wouldn't eat it.
I absolutely believe you haven't made it up, this is exactly the kind of thing my moron ex would do. Best days work I ever did was kicking him out

Just fart on his meal and you are even

I'd initially assumed troll, but I recognised your username. What an absolute wanker! You should decide on a suitable food-based compensation/punishment. A simple apology isn't enough!

According to the en suites thread, the fact you care about this means your relationship is fragile and you can’t cope with natural bodily functions. Eat up, buttercup!

Bants min.

I really hope you made this up 🤮 I have zero sense of humour for this kind of thing. The ick would never leave so I'd have to!

Disgusting 🤢 what's wrong with him... just vile

Was it on purpose or was it just unfortunate position?

Disgusting. Make sure he pays for a takeaway for you instead.

Mine once farted deliberately at the table whilst I was still eating and had the nerve to look pleased with himself. I went fucking ballistic and he was genuinely remorseful. Your situation is worse and yes he is a fucking pig.

Definitely LTB.

No not joking, he's a disgusting prick who likes demeaning you.

Get rid.

Hopefully your vagina stays clamped shut for a very long time.. No way could I be attracted to that...
Has he got a dm that wants him back? Or a cave nearby empty?

Are you married to a 10 year old boy? Disgusting and immature

This would put me off him for life

Fuck no, he’d be wearing it. What a horrible thing to do.

Get him to buy you a takeaway!

LTB

He's pissed off that you're pissed off!? How ridiculous, did he expect you to enjoy a farty dinner? Did you have tomorrow off to look after him as well - I'd go out & enjoy a lovely meal, solo. Leave him to struggle, the twat.

I would genuinely divorce my husband if he did this. I'm not even joking. This is worthy of divorce.

Wtf have I just read 🤮

Is he always this immature or is it a recent thing.