Does anyone know what these are?! Feeling uneasy

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Not an AIBU but posting here for traffic as feeling a bit uneasy.

I am staying in a hotel and I have just come upstairs (back to my room) from the co working space downstairs where I have been for several hours.

Anyway, I have arrived back in my room to find these on my bed??!! I am sure that it's nothing and possibly something housekeeping left here by mistake when they last came a day or so ago and they've found their way to my bed (although I slept in this bed last night and pretty sure they weren't here).

I cannot help but think it's something more sinister and they have been deliberately placed here. Sent my friend a voice note 'joking' that it was a death threat but not entirely a joke! And friend is asleep of course so hasn't yet replied.

I haven't ever seen anything like this before.

Does anyone know what they are or what they could be?

Thanks

Yeah,I was expecting severed testicles or something.

This! Maybe the cleaner found them under the bed, thought they were yours, and put them on the bed??

Maybe the cleaners put them in rooms to say happy birthday etc and they were preparing one? That’s exactly what they are from, sure it’s nothing sinister

You missed a visit from the Jehovah’s Witnesses!

It was Mrs Overall herself - Julie Walters!!!! 🤣🤣

Housekeeping cleaned your room they probably found them on the floor , under the bed etc after the previously cleaners didn’t notice them and they thought they’re yours so put them on the bed so you can see them

Are you staying at a Marriott hotel?... a JW Marriott hotel.

I think they stand for Just Wun! (That’s how I’d say run due to my slight speech impedinent)

Did you spend the night with John Wayne?

Jehovah's Witnesses

My guess would be Jeremy Wade (fish detective) - have you recently been attacked by a halibut ?

Clicked on the thread thinking it was going to be a vibrator.

👀 how quickly did your mind go to "severed testicles?"

I find that bloody creepy

Maybe Jack Whitehall was in your room

Most likely a sign from the dead.

Jackie Wilson springs to mind.

When you picked up the initials, did you get the sweetest feeling?

Hotel I worked in used to use letters like that.....J W....just wed. on the pillows.

There’s no doubt it’s creepy but I don’t think it’s sinister. My dad found condoms in his hotel room once, he’d been staying there a long term as part of a job away and weren’t his. The country my dad was in is a conservative country where sex outside marriage is illegal. He freaked out thinking he might be being framed. But whatever the story was it was a non thing.

First thing that came to mind was jehovahs witnesses 😒
Maybe house keeping is one although they would be more likely to leave a watchtower tbh.

It was either that or a horse's head,and the OP said 'these',so testicles were what sprung to mind.

Well? Is there an update? 😝

Jonathan Woss?

JW has got her

YANBU

😂