Give advice to the poster above you, wrong answers only

[TerfQueen]

Inspired by so many posts here lately where the replies are utterly batshit and wildly presumptive, give the poster above your terrible advice!

Extra bonus points if you can turn their question / AIBU into a personal attack, whilst deriving totally speculative presumptions from the little they’ve wrote.

I’ll go first.

My next door neighbour would like to plant some flowers along our boundary line, AIBU to let him plant the flowers? Husband says he prefers the neat lawn without flowers along the edging

Stop being so needy OP, nobody needs anything.

And YABU obv!!!! 😅

I've applied to Uni of Hull and rejected Oxbridge, but how to get funding until Feb 30th? Stripping? Renting out my neighbour's lizard (3 quid/per month)?😦

Stealth boast much?

Can you charge VAT on the lizard rental? Looking to offload some allowance before EOY and I'm planning to sublet the lizard for a profit. I'm a landlord BTW. Well done on rejecting Oxbridge, you exhibit character and resilience. Stripping would be a bit below you. perhaps a cocaine supply biz for the punters and dancers. Will show entrepreneurship and innovation and look good on the UCAS