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I hate foxes

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Faciadipasta · 26/09/2022 07:31

Honestly I HATE them. I mean I know they look sort of nice but they are just awful. I've taken to trying to shoot them with a super soaker like a crazy woman not that it makes any bloody difference.
They scream all night, that horrible noise that sounds like someone being murdered. They have figured out how to get into our 'fox proof' food waste bins so we often go out to see manky bits of food strewn around. And if we manage to keep ours somewhere they can't get to it then a neighbour will have probably forgotten so it will still be up the pavement. We had to stop using the milkman because they figured out how to knock the milk bottles over so the foil lid would be dislodged and then milk would go everywhere and stink, and they'd probably only lick a little bit of it and just leave the rest in a big smelly puddle, they terrorise my poor cat, they dig my grass and they like to mark their territory with diarrhoea. Leaving little pools of it on our stuff. There's a load which has gone partly on the wall, then run down it and pooled at the bottom this morning. Ugh. Any ideas how I can get the little fuckers to bugger off? We've tried those noise things now and they make no difference.
There is a massive problem in this area. If you remember the news story where a fox went into a house and killed a baby a few years back that wasn't far from here...
Help!

OP posts:
Eggcupy · 27/09/2022 15:01

Any human getting pissy over wildlife shitting outdoors ( you know because it’s antisocial) needs a good think.

Definitely

AllThingsServeTheBeam · 27/09/2022 16:40

Motherofalittledragon · 27/09/2022 14:21

They are horrid little pests.

Not as horrid as humans

RIPQueen · 27/09/2022 16:53

Some prick is currently coming to our house to feed them sausage rolls, like some sort of demented fox pied piper. Feed them outside you’re on house, arsehole.

BonnieBug · 20/03/2025 11:33

Soubriquet · 26/09/2022 08:22

I love foxes. One of my favourite animals

I also don’t believe the fox killed the baby

Well it did.

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