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Madonna… wtf??

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Teenyliving · 22/09/2022 21:43

Madonnas Instagram just popped up on my feed.

erm.

is it genuine? She has had so much work done that she looks about 25 - in the pics - I imagine in real life it looks kinda weird.

and it all seems to be some kind of weird porn inspired vibe - but in a very clunky and unsubtle way.

I am genuinely shocked. I haven’t really seen anything of her for quite a while.

is this a surprise to anyone else or have I been totally out of the loop??

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PearlWithTheGirlEarring · 22/09/2022 23:16

Gwen Stefani, who’s always looked amazing (guessing her past work was quite subtle) seems to have gone a bit mad with it as well now. She was on a Talk show the other week and her face looked very odd.

SunburstsOrMarbleHalls · 22/09/2022 23:17

I just hope she is genuinely happy.

I was quite shocked to see some of the recent photos of her and I agree with a PP that she is looking similar to Pete Burns, I hope she stops before she goes the way of Jocelyn Wilderstein.

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newsaint · 22/09/2022 23:17

She doesnt look 25, she looks like some weird waxwork creature out of a horror movie.

Compare her weird face with her aged talon-like hands.

The hands are always the great betrayer.

She is reduced to hanging off minor nobodies ("lil nas x" etc) for to get her weird coupon in the press.

Absolutely pathetic. A long time since she was relevant musically.

PearlWithTheGirlEarring · 22/09/2022 23:18

Chillywilly93 · 22/09/2022 23:16

I actually feel sorry for her, it is quite shocking what she has done to herself. We've seen the same with someone like Zac Efron who seems to have had some very odd plastic surgery done

He gave an interview about it, said it was because he’d fallen over and banged his chin…..seems legit.

www.buzzfeednews.com/article/leylamohammed/zac-efron-almost-died-shattered-jaw-denied-plastic-surgery

newsaint · 22/09/2022 23:19

Haha at the Peter Burns comparisons. So true.

You wonder what goes through peoples heads.

I would be off enjoying my money somewhere, not making an absolute fool of myself with a funny face.

letmeeatcrisps · 22/09/2022 23:19

I think she’s trolling and kind of admire the satirical nature of it … all the 20 something love islanders overuse filters in the same way but no one seems as shocked by it, actually feel like it’s showing up everyone’s ageism in a way …
she’s just doing what she’s always done - mainstream culture but pushed to the extreme /shrug

PureBlackVoid · 22/09/2022 23:19

Some of the other mentioned, Cher, Renee etc don’t look as overinflated as Madonna though (I will admit to only having a brief google just now, but they still look human).

Madonna’s forehead looks painful, like it’s swollen from sunburn.

newsaint · 22/09/2022 23:20

PearlWithTheGirlEarring · 22/09/2022 23:18

He gave an interview about it, said it was because he’d fallen over and banged his chin…..seems legit.

www.buzzfeednews.com/article/leylamohammed/zac-efron-almost-died-shattered-jaw-denied-plastic-surgery

Yes, about as "legit" as the teenagers who explain away a love bite as being caused when they "fell" or something.

WhileMyGuitarGentlyWeeps · 22/09/2022 23:21

I have always liked Madonna and been a fan of her music, but I am lost for words at how she looks now. I can't comment without being very rude and derogatory.

That rapper, and other people who do stuff like snogging, and french kissing her etc, are they THAT desperate for the fame and to be in the news?

GROSS!

KermitlovesKeyLimePie · 22/09/2022 23:22

IRL she reminds me of Bette Davis in "Whatever happened to Baby Jane"

ToGanymedeAndTitan · 22/09/2022 23:23

I believe Jamie Curtis looks waaaay more attractive and fuckable than Madonna, then maybe Madonna’s idea of being attractive is a cheap looking blow up do from your local sex shop? Wanting to look 25 when you’re 64 is a bit sad and pathetic
Fucking hell, since when does a woman's looks have anything to do with whether they think you want to fuck them or not?!
I'm sure she doesn't give a shit whether you think she's fuckable enough🙄
And you can dress however you like at 65, you don't have to embrace the twin sets and pearls and take up knitting you know.

TheClogLady · 22/09/2022 23:23

I suspect Madonna filters her images like mad in desperate pretence that she looks just like her daughter, Lourdes.

Lourdes has the heart shape face, super smooth forehead and big lips that Madonna edits onto her own snaps.

Real Madonna has a much more defined jaw and chin.

I don’t even think she’s had much surgery done, it’s fillers/Botox and Faceapp/Facetune type editing.

attached a few pics as illustrations:

Charlize43 · 22/09/2022 23:24

I learnt a lot when someone posted about all the plastic surgery that Louise Thompson had to change her face so much since her Made in Chelsea days when someone enlightened everyone about 'face tuning' which is apparently what these instagrammers use (As well as Louise Thompson, Lauren Goodger is another good example of this fakery. I suspect Madonna is just doing the same.

As well as extensive filters they use this to change their faces, which is really fascinating watch - gets interesting about a minute in...

I think it's quite sad that these women won't accept being themselves.

Tabbouleh · 22/09/2022 23:24

I have always thought Madonna exceptionally uncool and try hard, even when young. I prefer a more disheveled rock look.

Soon somebody will be along to accuse me of being jealous:) But it's just a preference.

I would like to age like Joan Baez.

WhileMyGuitarGentlyWeeps · 22/09/2022 23:24

PearlWithTheGirlEarring · 22/09/2022 23:18

He gave an interview about it, said it was because he’d fallen over and banged his chin…..seems legit.

www.buzzfeednews.com/article/leylamohammed/zac-efron-almost-died-shattered-jaw-denied-plastic-surgery

WOW, Zac looks odd now. Unrecognisable almost! WHY? WHY do people do this?

EmeraldShamrock1 · 22/09/2022 23:25

Omfg. I watched the video.
Seriously she should be mortified.
Is she ill?

WhileMyGuitarGentlyWeeps · 22/09/2022 23:26

TheClogLady · 22/09/2022 23:23

I suspect Madonna filters her images like mad in desperate pretence that she looks just like her daughter, Lourdes.

Lourdes has the heart shape face, super smooth forehead and big lips that Madonna edits onto her own snaps.

Real Madonna has a much more defined jaw and chin.

I don’t even think she’s had much surgery done, it’s fillers/Botox and Faceapp/Facetune type editing.

attached a few pics as illustrations:

WHY would she expect to look like her daughter? Confused Lourdes is almost 40 years younger!

KimberleyClark · 22/09/2022 23:26

Renee Zellwegger looks complete.y different now to how she looked in Bridget Jones’ Diary.

ClaireEclair · 22/09/2022 23:28

She looks terrible and some of the photos I’ve seen her posing with young people are disturbing. Who would have thought after the MTV awards show where Courtney Love interrupted her interview that Courtney would end up being more refined and relatively normal.

TheClogLady · 22/09/2022 23:29

Madonna of the past and more recent unfiltered photos.

Madge is iconic and I think the last image (hat & gold necklaces) looks very Debbie Harry-ish, who thankfully seems to have resisted a lot of the temptation to pretend she hasn’t wrinkled.

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SpidersAreShitheads · 22/09/2022 23:29

Hopefullysoon2022 · 22/09/2022 22:16

Exactly, she's doing what she wants
Just like she's always done.

She was never going down the pearls and twin-set route.

See, the thing is that I think it's exactly the opposite.

What is expected nowadays? It's expected for stars to have Botox, fillers, face lifts in a quest to keep wrinkle-free and young.

Madonna is conforming to the typical Hollywood standards and following exactly the same path as every other ageing female celebrity who wants to try and stay looking young.

I don't think that's trailblazing. I think it's boring and it's a massive disappointment. Madonna never used to conform, and now that's all she's about with the fake-looking filters and ridiculous fillers.

Madonna was amazing because she didn't give a fuck. She did her own thing, even if she was out of step with everyone else. When she was in her 50s and wearing a leotard and there were all the predictable "yuk, older woman in a leotard - no one wants to see that!" comments, I thought she was incredible. Actively challenging the stereotype that an older woman can't be sexy.

Now, she's just a parody of everyone else in Hollywood who opts for cosmetic surgery. For all the women who grew up watching her it's a huge departure from everything that she once stood for.

She looks terrible without the filters, but that's not even the point. It's just that she's chasing down impossible ideals and just doing what everyone else does. Just with a few more erotic poses. Not exactly ground breaking.

Obviously her body, her choice - obviously. But yeah, not the trailblazing icon that I thought she genuinely was. Massive letdown.

autyspauty · 22/09/2022 23:29

shoulders and arms give it away I think. you can fix a face to look younger but the random body parts will tell!

Parkingmoan1 · 22/09/2022 23:31

I've just had a look on her Instagram and there's something strange about her head in most of the pictures and videos, it doesn't look in proportion.

Does she wear big heavy wigs? A shit load of filler in her head ?

Can anybody else see what I mean or am I losing the plot.

I'm too young to know and appreciate her older music but I'm sure she didn't look like this in 2006..

PickAChew · 22/09/2022 23:32

Yet, whatever she does to her face, her hands look their age pagesix.com/slideshow/madonnas-face-then-now-pictures/amp/

TrashyPanda · 22/09/2022 23:40

She’s well on the way to becoming Bride of Wildenstein Mark 2.

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