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Madonna… wtf??

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Teenyliving · 22/09/2022 21:43

Madonnas Instagram just popped up on my feed.

erm.

is it genuine? She has had so much work done that she looks about 25 - in the pics - I imagine in real life it looks kinda weird.

and it all seems to be some kind of weird porn inspired vibe - but in a very clunky and unsubtle way.

I am genuinely shocked. I haven’t really seen anything of her for quite a while.

is this a surprise to anyone else or have I been totally out of the loop??

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WestEnders · 22/09/2022 22:02

TrickorTreacle · 22/09/2022 21:56

Instagram is just so... false.

If Michael Jackson was still alive, he would have fallen down the same pit.

MJ wouldn't have touched Instagram, he was notoriously private.

PearlWithTheGirlEarring · 22/09/2022 22:04

I honestly think she’s trolling us now. When this came out if didn’t half make me laugh.

PureBlackVoid · 22/09/2022 22:05

shivawn · 22/09/2022 22:01

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She looks like Pete Burns on the second one

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Teenyliving · 22/09/2022 22:05

She’s 64.

im 20 years less than that and I can’t think of anything I’d like to do less than ride in the back of a limousine pashing someone

i think it is very much a curated look - I thought that she didn’t even drink and I doubt her real life is in anyway the hedonistic insta life she portrays - but I don’t understand then why portray thst - surely none of her original fan base relate to it

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ShirleyJackson · 22/09/2022 22:07

Well, we’re talking about her, so…that’s maybe why?

MomwasCasual · 22/09/2022 22:07

She is a 64 year old woman, doing precisely what 64 women are not expected to do.

She's always been the same, why do people expect that she might enter the latter part of her life behaving any differently?

I might not emulate her looks and style, but I certainly admire her spirit.

And I love this photo. I like to think her hairbrush had rolled under the bed

Krustykrabpizza · 22/09/2022 22:07

CurseOfBigness · 22/09/2022 21:44

Madonna has always used sex to sell. She even had book published called ‘Sex’ that was bordering on pornographic. And an album called Erotica.

Not surprising.

I'm not sure what sex has got to do with it, it's her face people are talking about

ExtraOnions · 22/09/2022 22:08

She doesn’t give a fuck … looks as she wants … does what she wants - all power to her.

HCPiss · 22/09/2022 22:14

She looks ridiculous and more and more like that cat woman who overdid the surgery. Tragic really. Why just why?

macthekwife · 22/09/2022 22:15

Did you see her sexually assault Drake in public a few years back?

She's a menace. Not in a good way.

Hopefullysoon2022 · 22/09/2022 22:16

MomwasCasual · 22/09/2022 22:07

She is a 64 year old woman, doing precisely what 64 women are not expected to do.

She's always been the same, why do people expect that she might enter the latter part of her life behaving any differently?

I might not emulate her looks and style, but I certainly admire her spirit.

And I love this photo. I like to think her hairbrush had rolled under the bed

Exactly, she's doing what she wants
Just like she's always done.

She was never going down the pearls and twin-set route.

ToGanymedeAndTitan · 22/09/2022 22:19

She is a 64 year old woman, doing precisely what 64 women are not expected to do.

She's always been the same, why do people expect that she might enter the latter part of her life behaving any differently?

I might not emulate her looks and style, but I certainly admire her spirit.

This and same
Love Madonna ♥️😁
It's her face, she can do what she likes with it.
She doesn't want to "grow old graciously" or whatever - good on her for that

LuckyPeonies · 22/09/2022 22:20

PearlWithTheGirlEarring · 22/09/2022 22:04

I honestly think she’s trolling us now. When this came out if didn’t half make me laugh.

That looks like the bottom half of a mannequin shoved under a bed ! 😁

GyozaGuiting · 22/09/2022 22:21

I agree Op, she doesn’t look like her at all! I’m unsure why we need a video of her with her tongue in someones mouth and what looks like someone going down on her?
in the car post her face looks very puffy!

She’s beautiful, she should lay off the cosmetic surgery, and just look more like herself.

JaneJeffer · 22/09/2022 22:22

She looks daft

Badger1970 · 22/09/2022 22:26

I get that she was never going to age gracefully, but I kinda feel a bit sorry for her kids tbh..........

LadyLuck14 · 22/09/2022 22:27

This photo was put on her Instagram filtered and then shows her with a fan the same day same outfit! Shocking!

Madonna… wtf??
KimberleyClark · 22/09/2022 22:27

ExtraOnions · 22/09/2022 22:08

She doesn’t give a fuck … looks as she wants … does what she wants - all power to her.

She clearly does give a huge amount of fucks, if she didn’t she wouldn’t have all that work done.

Hesleepswiththefishes · 22/09/2022 22:28

She looks baked and absolutely unrecognisable

tragic

BillLius · 22/09/2022 22:30

Cosmetic surgery is a terrible, terrible thing.

CantFindTheBeat · 22/09/2022 22:31

LadyLuck14 · 22/09/2022 22:27

This photo was put on her Instagram filtered and then shows her with a fan the same day same outfit! Shocking!

God, that's very shocking - and revealing.

And of course - makes perfect sense. She's in her 60s.
Of course she's look like that.

Such a shame for such a success, iconic, influential woman to align her value to physical beauty ☹️☹️☹️

ilkleymoorbartat · 22/09/2022 22:31

Off on a tangent, from looking at her Instagram, her son David Banda seems incredibly talented.

Ein · 22/09/2022 22:32

Bit weird innit.

It’s a shame, she was a beautiful young woman, she could have been a beautiful old woman if she’d not over stretched her skin and inflated her lips.

I wish she didn’t feel she had to do this stuff.

Would have been more risque and daring to see her talking about yhe menopause and vaginal deyness not rolling sriund in fishnets, still, four decades later.

dutyfirstselfsecond · 22/09/2022 22:32

So weird

I may unfollow actually

greenhousegal · 22/09/2022 22:33

I'm so over all these people. They must have pubic hair on their chest with the amount of lifts upwards.

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