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Madonna… wtf??

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Teenyliving · 22/09/2022 21:43

Madonnas Instagram just popped up on my feed.

erm.

is it genuine? She has had so much work done that she looks about 25 - in the pics - I imagine in real life it looks kinda weird.

and it all seems to be some kind of weird porn inspired vibe - but in a very clunky and unsubtle way.

I am genuinely shocked. I haven’t really seen anything of her for quite a while.

is this a surprise to anyone else or have I been totally out of the loop??

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TTCFudge · 22/09/2022 22:59

Hi Everyone,

I’m new to the TTC world and have just started tracking my LH this cycle because my previous two cycles have been 31 and 34 days long respectively (previously used to be around 29 days). I’m 27 and haven’t had any issues with my periods, I’ve just recently started to TTC.

On average, I thought I’d start ovulating around CD15 so I started tracking with clear blue digital advanced and LH strips.

I’ve had low fertility on the CB tests for about 8 days straight and pretty much no movement on my LH strips( pic attached). My last period was 6th September but I’m holding out hope.

Am I likely to ovulate this month or has my cycles becoming longer somehow changed my ovulation dates?

sorry if this is super obvious, still new to all of this.

Madonna… wtf??
CentrifugalBumblePuppy · 22/09/2022 23:00

I love Madonna.

But anymore facelifts & she’ll end up with a beard ffs.

RubyJam · 22/09/2022 23:01

TTCFudge · 22/09/2022 22:59

Hi Everyone,

I’m new to the TTC world and have just started tracking my LH this cycle because my previous two cycles have been 31 and 34 days long respectively (previously used to be around 29 days). I’m 27 and haven’t had any issues with my periods, I’ve just recently started to TTC.

On average, I thought I’d start ovulating around CD15 so I started tracking with clear blue digital advanced and LH strips.

I’ve had low fertility on the CB tests for about 8 days straight and pretty much no movement on my LH strips( pic attached). My last period was 6th September but I’m holding out hope.

Am I likely to ovulate this month or has my cycles becoming longer somehow changed my ovulation dates?

sorry if this is super obvious, still new to all of this.

Wrong thread 🙈

TTCFudge · 22/09/2022 23:01

Honestly haven’t got a clue how I’ve done this 🤦🏽‍♀️😭

RubyJam · 22/09/2022 23:01

CentrifugalBumblePuppy · 22/09/2022 23:00

I love Madonna.

But anymore facelifts & she’ll end up with a beard ffs.

Also love Madonna , I don’t even think it’s the face lifts it’s the fillers …

Justleaveitblankthen · 22/09/2022 23:03

I think the most gorgeous that Madonna ever looked was during the True Blue period.
OK, she was very young then, but if she had stayed natural she'd be as cool as Suzi Quatro now and I think she would have suited Ageing. Her jawline and bone structure would have carried her well.
The long fake hair she has now is horrendous.

SparkyBlue · 22/09/2022 23:04

She looks scary. I'm so sad to see her going down this route. She is obviously someone who is unhappy as this extreme cosmetic work always seems to be done by people with lots of issues. I actually went to see that new movie with Julia Roberts and George Clooney and myself and my friends were saying how bloody amazing Julia Roberts looks whereas when people have lots of work done you really notice it. Una Thurman is another person who looks to have done something odd to herself and she is another absolutely gorgeous woman who didn't need to do this. No one should do this to themselves

RubyJam · 22/09/2022 23:04

Justleaveitblankthen · 22/09/2022 23:03

I think the most gorgeous that Madonna ever looked was during the True Blue period.
OK, she was very young then, but if she had stayed natural she'd be as cool as Suzi Quatro now and I think she would have suited Ageing. Her jawline and bone structure would have carried her well.
The long fake hair she has now is horrendous.

Agree x great nose , great eye brows

Duchess379 · 22/09/2022 23:05

It's filters. I don't know why she keeps using them. She did a photoshoot the other week in a toilet 💁🏼🙄

Mapletreelane · 22/09/2022 23:06

I love Madonna. I've grown up with her and she is an absolute icon of our time.

But the filters are so patronising. Does she think her fans are stupid?

And that annoys me more than whatever procedures she has. That she and her team think we're so stupid that we'll fall for the filters. I find that so much more offensive.

But in other matters how amazing is Jamie Lee Curtis! ❤️ what a beautiful woman

musicalfrog · 22/09/2022 23:07

Her skin looks tight and uncomfortable. It can't be a nice feeling, can it?

Ellami · 22/09/2022 23:08

Everyone saying it’s great because she doesn’t give a f&@k….well, she clearly does because she’s made herself grotesque pursuing youth. She is deformed. That’s not art - it’s desperation passed off as art.

It’s very sad because she’s generally spent her life being awesome. It dumbs her down significantly.

Whiskeypowers · 22/09/2022 23:08

I love her she was such a fascinating modern beauty. The other night I watched some of her old tours and was reminded of how striking she was
these weird filtered pictures of her cavorting with spaced out youngsters makes me feel really sad.
does being a force of nature and a true female superstar mean this? I hope she slows this madness down and that’s not meant in a patronising or judgmental way. She spent so long telling everyone she was stronger than this it seems a peculiarly tragic capitulation. Especially given that she would probably look so
much more “beautiful “ and relevant if she hasn’t done all this

RubyJam · 22/09/2022 23:08

Yip Jamie Lee is amazing
also seems a super cool accepting mum
Doesn’t need to the Madonna sex doll thing.
The more I think about it - why has such a string figure like Madonna succumbed to all this body modification

ExHack · 22/09/2022 23:09

Teenyliving · 22/09/2022 21:53

@ShirleyJackson i know!!!!! It perplexed me much more
thsn it shocked me.

Those photos are filtered to F*!
Meet her in person and then see what you think.

RubyJam · 22/09/2022 23:09

Whiskeypowers · 22/09/2022 23:08

I love her she was such a fascinating modern beauty. The other night I watched some of her old tours and was reminded of how striking she was
these weird filtered pictures of her cavorting with spaced out youngsters makes me feel really sad.
does being a force of nature and a true female superstar mean this? I hope she slows this madness down and that’s not meant in a patronising or judgmental way. She spent so long telling everyone she was stronger than this it seems a peculiarly tragic capitulation. Especially given that she would probably look so
much more “beautiful “ and relevant if she hasn’t done all this

Exactly

Mapletreelane · 22/09/2022 23:09

@TTCFudge
Aw.....good luck though with TTC x

RosetteNebula · 22/09/2022 23:10

She doesn't look 25. She was beautiful as a young woman and now she barely looks human.

EmeraldShamrock1 · 22/09/2022 23:10

Yes I think the fillers are awful, they ruin the face.

Renie Zilwegger and Helen Hunt to name a few have absolutely wrecked their faces they definitely the potential to age beautifully.

Cher has been having surgeries forever.

Mapletreelane · 22/09/2022 23:10

RubyJam · 22/09/2022 23:09

Exactly

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Another one here in agreement. We'll explained x

RubyJam · 22/09/2022 23:13

Fillers are all so bad
Every celebrity that has them looks worse
As we get older our cheekbones sink , most people welcome this , it seems celebrities plump them up to the max.
Madonna had a great “ Roman “ face , strong nose , good high face etc ,she was never a classic beauty but looked like a strong woman
I couldn’t say what she looks like now , it’s the same with all fillers

SemperIdem · 22/09/2022 23:14

She looks horrific. The practitioners who continue who continue to do work on her face are unethical.

Sandra1984 · 22/09/2022 23:15

nilpois · 22/09/2022 22:53

Everyone to their own.....but I reach their age I want to be Jamie Lee Curtis - poised, classy and beautiful.

On the other hand there's - Madonna - fake, desperate and in denial. Not for me

I believe Jamie Curtis looks waaaay more attractive and fuckable than Madonna, then maybe Madonna’s idea of being attractive is a cheap looking blow up do from your local sex shop? Wanting to look 25 when you’re 64 is a bit sad and pathetic. Embracing who you are is powerful, she’s not doing it.

RubyJam · 22/09/2022 23:15

SemperIdem · 22/09/2022 23:14

She looks horrific. The practitioners who continue who continue to do work on her face are unethical.

Yes xx agree ,it’s not natural , I always think of my mother the same age as Madonna …

Chillywilly93 · 22/09/2022 23:16

I actually feel sorry for her, it is quite shocking what she has done to herself. We've seen the same with someone like Zac Efron who seems to have had some very odd plastic surgery done