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What would you queue nine hours for?

187 replies

3rdOfHisNameBreakerOfPens · 15/09/2022 16:19

I'll start.

A discontinued Ginsters sandwich.(Double cheese and crack I believe)
A new Harry Potter novel written by JK Rowling herself and not co written by awful fanfiction Wannabees.
The elixir of life.
A comfortable bike seat.
An chance to play chess with the Grim Reaper aka Paddington Bear. I fancy my chances.

OP posts:
bringbackneighbours · 15/09/2022 20:32

TheCatWithGreenEyes · 15/09/2022 19:57

Dominic Bray

He is world class.😄

FayeGovan · 15/09/2022 20:35

10 minutes with my mum and dad

Iamacatslave · 15/09/2022 20:43

A shag with David Duchovny.

OriginalUsername3 · 15/09/2022 20:43

To see my nana, or more actually, to rake my son to see my nana and grandad, theyd bloody love him.

A million pounds, or even 100k

PugInTheHouse · 15/09/2022 21:16

To be honest I'd probably queue for 9 hrs for cash from £50k upwards, maybe even less actually, I mean I've queued for longer for less front row at barrier to see Take That

Instant solution to being slim/toned that lasts forever

Free botox that also lasts forever

CloseYourMouthLynn · 15/09/2022 21:17

To see my brother again and have one more hug

Hollowgast · 15/09/2022 21:23

To tell James Corden to fuck off

FFSandmoreFFS · 15/09/2022 21:24

I’d happily queue for 9 hours for many things!

money
tickets for an amazing gig
meet Dave Grohl ❤️
a new car
a flight somewhere cool

Lapland123 · 15/09/2022 21:31

tons of things!

anything over £2k money wise
snog with Ryan Gosling or Reynolds (or both)
a new Harry Potter

hmmm that’s about it!

TaraRhu · 15/09/2022 21:32

@ParentallyUnprepared I might join you... in fact lefts camp till the funeral on Monday.

nokidshere · 15/09/2022 21:33

Absolutely nothing at all

EntertainingandFactual · 15/09/2022 21:37

Not a standing up queue but a 10 hr wait for emergency surgery at A&E…. No food or drink for the duration (fasting for general anaesthetic) and a very uncomfortable chair.
Even more urgent cases kept arriving throughout the day and I kept losing my place in the queue.
Never felt so ill in my life but I’d wait my turn again - saved my life.

lljkk · 15/09/2022 21:47

World Peace?

Hawkins001 · 15/09/2022 22:14

Answers for what's in the various galaxies
The cure for mortality
Ability to time travel
Have my mind at 100%

Hawkins001 · 15/09/2022 22:16

lljkk · 15/09/2022 21:47

World Peace?

A nobel one, but then what is in the galaxies, we will always need war, even if humans do find peace across the globe 🌎

lljkk · 15/09/2022 22:32

cessation of species extinction for next 10 years

Hawkins001 · 15/09/2022 22:36

lljkk · 15/09/2022 22:32

cessation of species extinction for next 10 years

Depending on the type that could be an ecological disaster, referencing miracle day, mini torchwood, series as and example.

Foronenightonly01 · 15/09/2022 22:45

The Pearly Gates.

onwardandupwards · 15/09/2022 22:50

Gall bladder surgery

tsmainsqueeze · 15/09/2022 22:58

BitOutOfPractice · 15/09/2022 16:27

Snog Bryan Ferry. Or just stroke his face and tell him of my undying love.

or a chat with my dad.

If you're talking about Bryan Ferry in his younger days you'd have to knock me out the way first !
I'd also queue 9 hours for my dad 😔

lljkk · 15/09/2022 23:09

2 minutes with A ferry godmother with magic wand who could grant me (persistent) ability to sing well

lljkk · 15/09/2022 23:09

... wondering what sniping comment I'll get on my last post

gogohmm · 15/09/2022 23:11

Really struggling to think of anything ... certainly not to see a wooden box as unpatriotic as that is. As I live 2 hours from London it would take more time than I have anyway

RagzRebooted · 15/09/2022 23:13

Rabbitheadlights · 15/09/2022 16:28

Possibly a limb, life saving treatment, a winning lottery ticket £100,000+ , a chance to speak with my deceased mum. Vague but anything my children needed (emphasise NEEDED)

Aside from that absolutely nothing!!

Almost exactly what I was going to write. Health/life related (myself or family), enough money or anything my children needed. Also the being magically slim one a PP mentioned.

Oh. Shiny hair!

Bootsandcat · 15/09/2022 23:14

Sadly, the A&E, when I had sepsis… that was a long wait…

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