What would you queue nine hours for?

[3rdOfHisNameBreakerOfPens]

I'll start.

A discontinued Ginsters sandwich.(Double cheese and crack I believe)
A new Harry Potter novel written by JK Rowling herself and not co written by awful fanfiction Wannabees.
The elixir of life.
A comfortable bike seat.
An chance to play chess with the Grim Reaper aka Paddington Bear. I fancy my chances.

An EU passport. I’m the only one in my family without one, even my dog has one

A night with Don Draper

Free driving lessons and car.
A free holiday to Japan.
The most comfortable shoes a person who works on the railway ever owned (this is an occupation-based queue) (comfy safety critical shoes have never existed for me)
A new heart. (Flipping atrial fibrillation ❤)

Yeah me too!!!

Real stuff - nothing! Fantasy - the list is long!

The rules are there are no rules.

Flasks and wee breaks allowed too!

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5bmi

That should say £5 million

Nothing. I did think maybe something relating to keeping my children alive but on further thought I'd probably start looking for a chair around the 2 hour mark and by 3 hours I'd be wishing them well and heading for the nearest coffee shop.

Nothing. Although I have hung around in an airport for 8 hours for a cancelled and then delayed rearranged flight.

A done and dusted divorce.

siX. Long. Fucking. Years.

Sex with Brad Pitt......or Tom Hardy.
Happy with either.

Although, I'd have to be on the bottom, cos I'll be knackered from queuing for 9 hours

A free bottle of wine.
Johnny depp.
Johnny depp.
Johnny depp.
A free bottle of wine.
Johnny depp
Oh and Johnny depp

A Mars delight if they came back for a limited one day type thing

£50k cash

To throw a tomato at JKR if she were in the stocks

A carton of pre sugar-tax strawberry Ribena

Haha that made me laugh!

A life changing amount of money. I’m talking 1-2 million. Enough for a house, settle all debts, and have some savings

You might have to settle for spooning as I imagine they'd be tired too. Although I suppose they could alternate.

Absolutely nothing could make me queue for 9 hours. I have ADHD and no amount of Adderall or extrinsic motivation would allow that.

Anyone that wouldn't queue for 9 hours for millions of quid is an idiot though, or they have too much of it already. It's an easy days work

A song with Brian Molly.

• MOLKO!

If it's the sort of queue where you take a number and then find a seat and wait it out, then I'm in. But I physically couldn't manage a shuffling along line queue.

Nothing at all