What would you queue nine hours for?

[3rdOfHisNameBreakerOfPens]

I'll start.

A discontinued Ginsters sandwich.(Double cheese and crack I believe)
A new Harry Potter novel written by JK Rowling herself and not co written by awful fanfiction Wannabees.
The elixir of life.
A comfortable bike seat.
An chance to play chess with the Grim Reaper aka Paddington Bear. I fancy my chances.

Shag John Oliver

Or David Harbour

Threesome with Cillian Murphy and Poldark.

To speak to my dad again, and get loads of advice from him.

I'd probably queue for a week to have my dad back. 9 hours really isn't that long!!

Queen tickets with Freddie Mercury in the band.

Loads of things. I've been in work today for longer than that. Took flights longer than that. Sat on my sofa/in bed longer than that so in terms of boredom I'd be OK

I was assuming for the purposes of the thread it was 9 hours in the outdoors in the street, overnight with no seat like the Lying in State queue. Not sitting on the settee etc.

Hug my mum

It shows what’s actually most important. Not money or wealth but the ones we love.

Money is a bonus.

A healthy Bmi
A life changing amount of money
A new house that's big enough
A better car than the shitbox I currently have
An all expenses paid holiday
To have a child with my DH

Sorry to trash your dream. I had liposuction to my inner and outer thighs 2 weeks ago. It is excruciatingly painful, I look deformed, I've put on 1stone (only weighed 9st 4lbs before so wasn't big), I feel like Im in another persons body and I deeply regret it.

If you get that winning lottery ticket please dont get liposuction.

Zilch 🙈

A first class round the world air travel ticket

Did you know you can buy packs of 6 lemon fondant fancies now? 😊

I have and will again queued for more than 9 hours for front of stage for Bruce Springsteen. Worth every second.

The chance to drive Lewis Hamilton’s F1 car around Silverstone.

First ride on Tron roller coaster at Disney.

Dominic Bray

For the bastard doctor that assaulted me and lied about it to be exposed and then have a debilitating illness for the rest of his life
My dog to be alive again
My daughter to be alive
My daughter to not be disabled
And .. sex with Kit Harington 🤣

I would put Kit Harrington on my list but to me he looks like he'd not enjoy it or be terrified.
Cillian Murphy on the other hand looks like he'd enjoy a right dirty romp and be game.
I'll graciously leave the Brad Pitt queue alone as he's too blonde for me and it'll make the queue shorter for others.

Is there a Henry Cavill queue? Asking for a friend...

i bet I could get Kit to relax 😳

A time travel machine

Dunno, Henry Cavill Tudors style with a beard; get to the back.
Henry Cavill clean shaven Superman. He's all yours.

@3rdOfHisNameBreakerOfPens Neither! Henry Cavill in his Witcher get up please 🤤

Hmmmpph
(Grunts)