Next door neighbor posting a gushing tribute to her husband on his 35th birthday
'So lucky to be with the most handsome man who treats me like a queen and is always there for our girlies'
When in fact just the other day he was screaming at her calling her a shit mother, disgusting pig, she was calling him a drunk wanker, and the kids were crying all the way through
I've always wanted to comment with the recordings I have of said arguments (which there are a few times every week) but my balls aren't big enough 