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To think some Mumsnet advice is crap?

343 replies

Crapadvice · 27/08/2022 10:39

Lighthearted.

Lots of very good suggestions, kindness, support, not knocking anyone, just having a laugh here.

But there are a few tired old nuggets that keep finding their way onto threads.

Theres the super aggressive, over the top advice, like someone who is mildly annoyed with their husband has to SIT HIM DOWN. why does this always involve sitting him down, like a dog.

Ear plus or headphones as the answer to any excess noise. Does it not occur to people that we need to hear other stuff for a reason?

No, as in no is a complete sentence. No it isnt. I think my friend is a MNetter, I asked if she was free for coffee a couple of months ago. She said ‘no.’ I haven’t asked since!

what’s the worst advice you’ve seen on here?

OP posts:
bellac11 · 28/08/2022 15:26

Goosygandy · 28/08/2022 15:25

Well you've just outed yourself as one of the sneery types. Well done!

Oh no!!!

Whatever shall I do!

Lulibee · 28/08/2022 15:32

The naming of babies is hilarious - ‘ should I go with Fifi-La-belle or Aurelios Star? I love them both? My husband isn’t keen’.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BigFatLiar · 28/08/2022 15:44

Lulibee · 28/08/2022 15:32

The naming of babies is hilarious - ‘ should I go with Fifi-La-belle or Aurelios Star? I love them both? My husband isn’t keen’.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can understand why! Wasn't fifi the stripper he hooked up with last year? And I know he's definitely having an affair with Aurelios

thing47 · 28/08/2022 15:47

User45446 · 28/08/2022 09:27

You are joking! That is seriously dangerous advice!

Just a couple of days ago on a thread by a mother who was worried her 12 year old son had Type I (he did), several posters told her it wasn't an emergency.

MN declined to censor those posts on the basis that they couldn't tell which of the posters were more knowledgeable. Clue: it's the ones who have Type I themselves, or whose DCs do.

RoundandRound123 · 28/08/2022 16:12

@Crapadvice so many examples of advice that comes around again and again. A lot of it seems to be based on what the poster thinks is fair and right, which is sometimes appropriate but usually not. Here’s a list of the very bad advice I notice time and time again, in no particular order:

  1. OP has a clearly abusive partner and people advise that she goes to couples counselling with him.
why it’s bad? Abusive men typically don’t have problems understanding the partner’s feelings or difficulty expressing their own, they do what they do to gain control and get what they want. They tend to weaponise the vulnerability created by counselling against their partner.
  1. OP is upset that partner isn’t doing his share of household chores or caring, they’ve told him many times it upsets them and what things they would like him to do. People advise that she sit the partner down, tell him if he doesn’t do more she will leave him and/or draw of a list of chores for them each to do.
Why is this bad? This is horrible advice! Treating partners like naughty children and laying down the law is demeaning and humiliating for both parties, it totally destroys any hope of respect and intimacy in a relationship. People forget that either party can walk away from a marriage and that making your partner feel like shit, even if it’s fair, won’t result in a change of their behaviour and will just drive a further wedge between you.
  1. Leaving a bad situation immediately is always better than staying, no matter what.

Why is this bad? While it’s usually always better to leave a bad relationship as soon as possible, some women really will have to plan carefully to make sure she and her children are as physically, emotionally and financially safe as possible. The social safety net in the Uk anyway is not that robust, so a poorly planned escape can lead an OP to going back again because she has no choice or it could result in an attack by the partner. It’s usually best just to advise talking to womens aid first.

4 “why would you stay?” Or “have some self respect OP” or “if you’re stupid enough to… I feel sorry for your children”

why is this bad? This is sort of meta but telling a woman who is clearly in an abusive relationship that she’s a bloody idiot who such get more self respect is beyond ironic. Telling her she a terrible parent/would be parent is more than likely doing the abuser’s dirty work for them. It just reinforces that the abuser and now these strangers on MN all have a point, she’s a weak loser who doesn’t do herself any favours. Not empowering, shame can stop people from doing things sometimes, but it’s rubbish at helping people find the strength to do what they need to do.

5 if you want someone-husband, child, friend, family member- to do something sit them down and explain to them why you want them to do it. Then if they don’t do it, say it again and again.

Why is this bad? Completely ignores the other person’s right to not agree with or want to do what the OP wants. It encourages the OP to think that controlling people and telling them what to do is some sort of human right, so long as the explain it fully. It’s also delusional, because the “talking too” rarely works or rarely works for long, and typically does quite a lot of damage to the relationship. People are typically deeply resentful of this sort of criticism and coercion- however “fair” it seems to an OP. It usually makes everyone involved feel a little alone in the world

Trying20 · 28/08/2022 16:36

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Bladed · 28/08/2022 17:31

The thing that really really gets me is the astounding number of people who don’t properly read what the op has said, either in the op’s first post or in any subsequent ones.

Or maybe they do read properly but don’t comprehend, I don’t know. But I find it exasperating.

Eg op might say “my dd is 10 and really unhappy at school”.

Reply - “how old is your dd?”.

LuckyCat4 · 28/08/2022 17:43

KangarooKenny · 27/08/2022 12:01

But you can get a free first chat with a solicitor if you ring round 🤷🏼‍♀️

Yes, came here to say this. I had a half hour consultation with a family law firm in relation to child arrangements order and it was free.

Bubblebubblebah · 28/08/2022 17:45

LuckyCat4 · 28/08/2022 17:43

Yes, came here to say this. I had a half hour consultation with a family law firm in relation to child arrangements order and it was free.

Did you actually ealke out with what to do or with "yes, we can take this on so if you want to proceed we will start with x and y"?

GreatBigExpectations · 28/08/2022 22:04

Maireas · 27/08/2022 19:14

Those "central heating is an unnecessary luxury" threads are just competitive Scrooge fests. The house never getting above 9°c? Wearing duvets and 5 pairs of socks? Come off it.

People who are anti-tumble dryers as they’re really expensive to run/bad for the environment.

instead, use the central heating, a heated clothes airer, a dehumidifier and keep all the windows open. Surely that’s more expensive?

WomanStanleyWoman2 · 28/08/2022 22:12

Yes! People just completely ignore the fact that you might not have a choice about using a tumble dryer, whether it’s due to lack of outdoor space, scarcity of indoor space or both.

I once mentioned using my tumble dryer I summer and someone actually said ‘How dare you! Haven’t you seen the weather?!’ What adult says ‘How dare you’ to another adult?!

Strugglingtodomybest · 29/08/2022 08:17

From the Citizens Advice site:

www.citizensadvice.org.uk/law-and-courts/legal-system/finding-free-or-affordable-legal-help/

Getting advice for free or a fixed fee

Some solicitors give 30 minutes' legal advice for free. Some offer a fixed fee - that way you'll know in advance what the advice will cost. You can call a solicitor's office and ask if they offer a free half hour or a fixed fee.

A free or fixed-fee appointment can help you find out your rights and legal position. It's a good way to find out whether it's worth taking someone else to court or if you have a case that's worth defending.

Goosygandy · 29/08/2022 08:40

bellac11 · 28/08/2022 15:26

Oh no!!!

Whatever shall I do!

I dunno, maybe ring up your other mates who haven't left the school yard and are proud of being queen bees, laughing bitchily at other people.

Hell yes, sooo much better than wasting your time giving 'good advice' to people who are struggling.

Popvan · 29/08/2022 09:26

Back to thread.
Just seen another thread about a minor celeb posting a picture of her neighbours cottage and pretending it is hers.
One reply was to photobomb her with your flaps out.

WomanStanleyWoman2 · 29/08/2022 10:22

Popvan · 29/08/2022 09:26

Back to thread.
Just seen another thread about a minor celeb posting a picture of her neighbours cottage and pretending it is hers.
One reply was to photobomb her with your flaps out.

That was my reply - and funnily enough, I didn’t intend it as a serious piece of advice 🙄😆

Salamamca · 29/08/2022 10:24

WomanStanleyWoman2 · 29/08/2022 10:22

That was my reply - and funnily enough, I didn’t intend it as a serious piece of advice 🙄😆

😂😂😂 honestly some people on here clearly missed the sense of humour parts when they were given out 🤣

bellac11 · 29/08/2022 11:50

Goosygandy · 29/08/2022 08:40

I dunno, maybe ring up your other mates who haven't left the school yard and are proud of being queen bees, laughing bitchily at other people.

Hell yes, sooo much better than wasting your time giving 'good advice' to people who are struggling.

Queen bees!!

I think you either need a lie down or some medication.

This is a lighthearted thread (as set out by the OP).

Thepeopleversuswork · 29/08/2022 16:52

NovaDeltas · 27/08/2022 11:54

The No thing is fine. No is brilliant. Your friend doesn't want to meet. End of.

I've never seen LTB for trivial reasons. You see it for aggression and refusal to parent, which is fair, as these are impossible positions to compromise on. It's not 1920 and we don't have to stay with shit partners anymore.

I’ve also yet to see a serious LTB which I didn’t agree with.

Women are under relentless pressure from society to tolerate substandard men in order not to be single.

By the time they get to posting on MN about their relationships they are usually at the end of their rope and basically just looking for validation to do what they already know they want to do.

We need more invocation to LTB to correct the endless tide of “stand by your man” crap that society pours on us. Not less.

J0y · 29/08/2022 18:04

There's no point posters mocking the LTB advice. At best, it will just let the op know that strangers on the Internet think she deserves better. More likely, as is typical in the cycle of abuse, the following day he is "nice" and they are so grateful that they forget the whole thread.

Changing somebody's mindset to get them from the point where they would never think they deserved better to the point where they were brave enough to leave that can take years &/or hours $$$ of therapy.

It's so deluded to think that somebody in a shit relationship is going to act on "leave the bastard".

If only. Maybe two years and ten threads later....

YesitsBess · 29/08/2022 22:12

I’ve got to chime in on LTB. Sometimes it takes the reality check (and some time) to get to the actual point but the validation that you are not going mad. Can be vital, for posters and lurkers alike.

WomanStanleyWoman2 · 30/08/2022 00:48

J0y · 29/08/2022 18:04

There's no point posters mocking the LTB advice. At best, it will just let the op know that strangers on the Internet think she deserves better. More likely, as is typical in the cycle of abuse, the following day he is "nice" and they are so grateful that they forget the whole thread.

Changing somebody's mindset to get them from the point where they would never think they deserved better to the point where they were brave enough to leave that can take years &/or hours $$$ of therapy.

It's so deluded to think that somebody in a shit relationship is going to act on "leave the bastard".

If only. Maybe two years and ten threads later....

Do we win a bun or something if we guess what you’re on about?

whumpthereitis · 30/08/2022 12:07

Saw one recently where it was ‘you should smack them, or let your DH’. Outside of the obvious issue of having to deal with assault charges, why do people who give this advice never anticipate that the person who has just been hit is quite likely going to hit straight back? And there’s a fair chance of it resulting in the OP/DH getting booted up and down the road.

’ask them if they meant to be so rude’ - they’re going to say ‘yes’ and thank you for noticing, and you’re going to find yourself looking and feeling like a bit of a tit.

a head tilt just makes you look like you’ve woken up with neck pain. No one is going to be suitably cowed by being on the receiving end of that, but you may end up being recommended a chiropractor.

my personal favourites are the ones where it’s not so much a poster offering advice as it is issuing a diktat: ‘you HAVE to’ - except you clearly fucking don’t.

whumpthereitis · 30/08/2022 12:22

The threads where a poster is agonising whether to continue a pregnancy/plan another child and lists a multitude of reasons why it would be a terrible idea. Cue posters saying ‘follow your heart’ (up shit creek without a paddle), and ‘the details aren’t important, you’ll make it work’ (how?).

in a similar vein, ‘he’ll have to pay child support’ - sure, in theory. In reality there’s a good chance he won’t.

Allthegoodnamesaregoneffs · 30/08/2022 15:56

The threads where the op is looking for advice, someone replies who is better placed than most to answer the question, such as a solicitor, yet they get roundly ignored but the other posters with no experience or knowledge at all and are only posting to whip everyone into a frenzy are the ones listened to

x2boys · 30/08/2022 16:03

Allthegoodnamesaregoneffs · 30/08/2022 15:56

The threads where the op is looking for advice, someone replies who is better placed than most to answer the question, such as a solicitor, yet they get roundly ignored but the other posters with no experience or knowledge at all and are only posting to whip everyone into a frenzy are the ones listened to

Yeah i have seen this on legal ( I have no legal knowledge myself so have no place being on it i just find it interesting) there are couple of posters who have a legal background who regularly give advice particularly on child arrangements but other posters stick their two pennorth in and often the Op ignores the actual solicitor because they prefer the " advice" of others with no knowledge just their idea of what they think should happen.

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