Class is down to which breakfast you eat

[ivykaty44]

Your status in life is down to which breakfast you eat, not what car you drive or how much you earn

but the type of food you eat for the first meal of the day

white sliced toast with chic spread is working class

sour dough and marmalade is middle class

upper class is soldier and dippy egg

aristocracy is cereal served from a Tupperware 😉

Did you make it in your woodfired pizza oven? Was it Neopolitan style crust? How long did you ferment it for?

No idea but oh white toast lathered with butter is my guilty pleasure when in hospital.

Nah, that’s a millennial cliché

I’m sure I read somewhere years ago that the Queen Mother used to wake up at 10 each morning and have gin for breakfast…

I rarely eat breakfast but if I do it’s marmite on toast or poached eggs & smoked salmon. If staying in a hotel then kippers or kedgeree. Delusions of grandeur clearly.

What about Jaffa cakes

starving peasant subjects according to Marie-Antoinette

Do I get an extra class point if my bread is made overnight in the Panasonic?

gracious no! If you know how the servants are making the bread it’s rather distressing for you

Tea with double chocolate chip cookies dipped in.

I’ll join you in full wanker mode - homemade muesli with organic milk delivered by the dairy up the road, with fruit from my allotment 😁

That was meant to be quoting @BryceQuinlanTheFirst 🫤

BryceQuinlanTheFirst

I had no idea that’s what wankers are for breakfast 😂 learn something new everyday

After reading all this, I'm starving and considering getting up early for some breakfast.
This starts with a pot of tea. Two spoonfuls of English Breakfast or Yorkshire, one spoonful of Earl Grey. And a fizzy vitamin drink to down the morning array of pills.
Breakfast ranges from smoothies in summer to porridge in winter.
Left over takeaway curry or Eggs Benedict are my absolute favourites.
But since retirement, breakfast has moved more towards brunch…

Waitrose millennial ;-)

Might have a Macdonald's breakfast after my night shift.

♥️

I make bircher muesli. What am I?

KitKats are the work of the Angels.
You can eat them totally guilt free.

#breakfast goals
"Morning, Papa" as you lift the silver lid and Carson brings you a letter from the Duke of Poshington.

Champagne and kippers

Homemade muesli from a Tupperware with organic milk and, at the moment, some raspberries from the garden. At weekends I might have some homemade marmalade on homemade toast. That probably makes me a wanker too.

Oh dear.
How frightfully non u to be discussing class.
And at breakfast too.

Oh dear.
How frightfully non u to be discussing class.
And at breakfast too.

Don't think many U are MNetters

It's a very M sort of site

(real U would giggle and move on, Hyacinth Bucket would comment)

@AsTreesWalking so shocking you said it twice 😱

Drat!
My cover is blown