To hope Johnson doesn't resign?

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Because if he clings on until the next GE, he'll be completely unelectable and we'll be rid of the Tories.

I'm hoping he digs his heels in just like he always has, even though by rights he should be fucking off with his tail between his legs.

Well, I suppose his biography will get some traction as a work of fiction. His previous published works amply demonstrate that accurate research certainly isn't his strong point, and we know we won't be able to believe a word he says about his own life and career unless it is double verified by others.

I'm not going down the whataboutery route. Whenever I've said to you that you were a huge fan, you always denied it. At one point you even got as far as saying he should probably go.

I wish I could find your posts on this but with the new search functions, it's impossible!

But now, you are a huge fan, can't stand anyone else doing the job but him

Are you seriously saying that those 126 FPNs are the product of made up crap? Why haven't the recipients contested that? Do you have any evidence?

I have no idea why you ever denied liking BJ. You're his biggest fan. You did say once, if it's proven he broke the law, he should go

ahh, there’s a blast from the past. Wasn’t it all pretence of playing wide eyed devils advocate because it was ‘just a couple of drinks’ and ‘a bit of cake’ but if the law deemed it illegal then it would be justified?

Then FPN’s got issued left right and centre on the flimsiest investigations in history that allowed the suspects to just fill in a questionnaire. Then apparently the police weren’t the final authority on the matter?

good times.

'No wonder Carrie is smiling - the winner really does take it all, now they get to enjoy their lives with rich pickings and he will be the most memorable PM in history for sure.'

Certainly memorable as the worst PM ever. I suspect Cameron will be forever grateful for the fact that Johnson has beaten him to that title.

Carrie is probably smiling because she knows she won't be putting up with him for much longer.

'Whenever I've said to you that you were a huge fan, you always denied it.'

Yes but you've just said i always denied liking him, I didn't. I objected to all the silly misogynistic 'fangirl' crap.

'Carrie is probably smiling because she knows she won't be putting up with him for much longer.'

Oh right so we've gone from an outrageous wedding party in chequers (the cheek of it) to they're splitting up .

I have no idea. I remember what I remember. A while back, I thought you'd gone off him somewhat and felt he perhaps should go. Now it's different and you are very much mourning the loss of him as PM, and not thinking him going might be a good thing for the party.

Anyway, it's all a bit irrelevant isn't it. He's going. God knows when but he is. #WorstPM is trending on Twitter.

She’s smiling because she didn’t sign up to marry a pauper on £180k a year. He’ll now be trying to outdo Blair for highest post-PM earnings, so she can afford her own golden wallpaper.

She won’t leave now when the money is just about to start rolling in. I’ll be fascinated to see which celebrities she invites to the Chequers wedding, and whether she can get a Hello cover out of it.

'I thought you'd gone off him somewhat and felt he perhaps should go.'

Think i said if we ever saw the 'waaaaaayyy better photos than that' that Cummings promised demonstrating an actual party he should go, but we never did did we, just sarnies and a jug of OJ in the office at work.

'But now, you are a huge fan, can't stand anyone else doing the job but him'

As I've said maybe Zahawi, or Wallace at a push. Even Truss she doesn’t take any crap. Not quitter Sajid (who could rely on him if the going got tough!) and certainly not the Baker/Ellwood/Hunt cardboard cutouts.

No

I’ll be fascinated to see which celebrities she invites to the Chequers wedding, and whether she can get a Hello cover out of it

I'm tempted to hire a light plane that can fly over pulling a banner spelling out what's trending on Twitter
#WorstPM

@JaniieJones Can you explain something to me?

Sajid has twice been appointed to Cabinet posts by Johnson, if he is as bad as you make out, do you think that calls into question Johnson's judgement?

Also, do you know how many time Johnson has quit families with his own children in?

Excellent point. Boris has won, hasn't he?
The bastard.

Any chance that Bray will get bored and get a job once Boris has gone?

Think i said if we ever saw the 'waaaaaayyy better photos than that' that Cummings promised demonstrating an actual party he should go, but we never did did we, just sarnies and a jug of OJ in the office at work.

To say nothing of several bottles of wine.

The logic of the argument that only photos are acceptable evidence is, um, interesting.

@JaniieJones, you seem to have overlooked the question of whether you think Johnson's conduct over the Pincher saga was OK?

If you do get an answer let me know, and I will try asking @JaniieJones why they think it is acceptable for a 56 year old to have a birthday party when millions of children could not. Lets not though confuse them with two questions at once.

Excellent point. Boris has won, hasn't he?

The bastard

He’ll never win the legacy though. He’ll style it out, but it hurts.

'morning Boris. Good to see you still know what a woman has.

I don't like the use of cunt as an insult, but this much sums Boris up. If only the Tories had cottoned on before they inflicted him on us.

I don't think Johnson has won, he will never win in life because he will never be truly happy. He will go on squandering every privilege and opportunity that is handed to him on a plate (such as an 80 seat majority). He will go on burning through relationships with women. He will go on being unable to admit his fuck ups.

I only hope he has decent relationships with his kids and isn't passing on his extreme emotional dysfunction to them.

@jgw 😁