To think if an employee got a blow job at work from girlfriend they'd be sacked....

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You'd think....

It is yet more evidence that he was unfit to become PM in the first place.

The image it creates makes me gag, appropriate I guess.

When you get so high you can essentially do anything, the old “the higher they climb the more of the arsehole you see”. I once had a boss who was caught having sex in his office with two sex workers (at the same time), nothing happened, well, he was considered a ‘lad’ by his equals. Twats.

Oh the whataboutery has started.

I knew it would be him. Every time you think he can sink no lower, he goes down further. Or, in this case, she did. Allegedly, obviously.

Is there no start to his talents? How the fuck is he conning people into voting for him?

Incidentally, I read a piece years ago where the point of requiring nefarious acts as part of inductions to various boys clubs (the Bullingdon etc) was entirely so that the Lordly Old White Man Network had dirt to hold over people when money and legitimate power wasn’t enough to get their own interests looked after, or if the public voted the wrong way and so on. Of course, it’s appalling that power is subjugated like this, and I thought at the time it was utterly abhorrent that democracy was subverted. Except even that doesn’t seem to work on bloody Bozo!!!

How long are we going to be stuck with him? My dog could do a better job. She only licks her own bum, and she likes everyone, not just rich bastards.

If you have to go to another country for your examples, it doesn't suggest you have much of a point anyway. And it's not as if either would have qualified as 'on the left' in the UK system anyway - hard to imagine either of them in Labour.

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On paper not online, try Private Eye.

Here it is. Not sure that the new Mumsnet images will show this ok though:

Would it be acceptable if it was during their lunch break?

(I usually just have a sandwich)

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This is an image I did not want to think about

Apologies - image 3 is duplicated in my pp. I'll try again:

Not interested in Boris's sex life in frankness. I feel quite nauseous just vaguely considering it. Much more interested in the fact he has lied consistently and persistently and appears to be willing to do pretty much anything to say in power. I have voted for more than one political party in my life, but this guy is s simple old school schister.

I wish I could say I was shocked at this.
(I am shocked that Conservative MPs didn't vote to remove him the other week, though!)

I had to deal with this exact issue as a manager. Thought they were being discreet but were observed by three other members of staff. Cue a long investigation where I found out more than I ever wanted to know about the two individuals sexual tastes and proclivities, and then had to go through the dismissal process. Its something I never want to do again, and something I can't forget!

You’d think that there would be easier ways to climb the greasy pole 🤮

Was it a £100,000 blow job?

Would you not fancy a nice meaty sausage roll? Or a chipolata and some out of date kiwis?

Where is the source? I can't find it

Oh come on, @Florenz. These aren’t even British politicians, and one of them has been dead for over 50 years. This is even lamer than the ‘But Corbyn but Starmer’ trope than gets wheeled out on a seemingly weekly basis.

This is appalling and utterly unfair on all the staff who could have walked in on them.

God, yes, that sight would be enough to trigger PTSD.

This will do Johnson no harm whatsoever with his vile fan club

If you are so devoid of morals and common decency that you are a supporter of Johnson and the Conservative party, then you certainly wont be bothered about him committing this act in the work place.

That made me laugh so much! Yes, the thought of Boris' wrinkly sad pecker out on the Foreign Office couch is hideous.

WaitroseWoman has linked to it up thread - it's in Private Eye.

With the threads on here lately I wasn’t sure if this was about Boris Johnson or another wild allegation about a specific M&S manager.

I just hope the couch has been reupholstered.