To think if an employee got a blow job at work from girlfriend they'd be sacked....

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You'd think....

She has now, it put her right off

Matt Hancock resigned - or went before he was pushed - when he was caught in a fully clothed kissing clinch in the office with his then mistress/the OW. I realise that was caught on camera, but still. Look at all the fuss that was made about that and, wrong as it was, it wasn't a blow job on the Foreign Office sofa witnessed by an MP colleague.

I think I gagged more reading this thread than Carrie probably did during the act.

Because most of the media are in the pockets of the Tories. Private Eye are not.

A significant amount of stories that look bad for the Tories are muted by major news outlets (BBC, ITV, Sun, Daily Mail, Telegraph, Times) in exchange for favours for their owners, preferential access on the Tories' terms, or to just to ensure that the Tories stay in power because the owners are Tory party donors and have a vested interest in their party being in power.

Thanks OP I'm reading this during my lunch break 🤮🤮🤮🤮

I'm not a fan of Carrie but before anyone thinks this thread isn't 'in the spirit' about a woman, it's really not about her. It's about Boris Johnson, the then Foreign Office Minister, a Secretary of State, behaving like this in the Foreign Office. Putting an MP colleague in an unenviable position where he could walk in on and witness that too. And then being made Leader of the Conservative Party and now being our PM, representing us on the world stage. 211 of our MPs recently voting that they still have confidence in him. Like Trump in the US, Johnson is out of control and an embarrassment to the UK. What a role model for other men and boys and for other politicians. Like Partygate, if the PM does it, it must be ok.

Perhaps they are holding fire until BloJo is back in the country?

Why are all the news reporters/media commentators ignoring this story ? I can't see Ian Hislop/Private Eye publishing it unless they were sure of their sources. Is there a super injunction or something ?

Time for a musical interlude -

Let's play some Barbra Streisand effect

By the Russians, maybe?

I used to work in a company where my boss was caught fucking someone else's fiance in the toilet during Saturday overtime. Nothing was done, she was built in with the bricks.

Or concerns/threats of legal action, but that would be groundless. It has been in the public domain since March.

I mean if it's in the main reception area in front of others I'm inclined to say yes . If it was in the toilets and only one person saw them and it's now become office gossip then probably not.

Nothing he does apparently justifies removing him from office.

"But Corbyn..." " But Starmer"

Just waiting for the whataboutery
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He is laughing at every single one of us. Nothing he can do will get him removed from office. He could pretty much shoot someone dead during PMQs and somehow the Tories would make it Starmer's fault.

But that person shouldn't have to witness that at work.

It doesn't make for a professional environment either, unless you work in the sex industry. We're talking about government offices here...

It's BJ, he can do whatever he likes all the time.

God, imagine walking in on that at work 😵

I read that as "a £1,000 blow job".

Completely agree, vile little man.

Whatever Theresa May's shortcomings were, I can't imagine her indulging in oral sex in the office.

Honours List? Friendships? Preferential access? It's how it usually works.

Absolutely.

Barbra Streisand

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You never know. Remember what John Major got up to?

I thought this was Monica Lewinsky and Clinton again. Huh.