I will not let you hide in the cloak and dagger Mumsnet Mafia

[TheResistance]

you won’t get away with this

Of course! Pockets galore! Well, where am I going to put the dagger, if it's not got pockets?

<empties cape pockets of cereal bars, Biros, used Covd masks, tampons and lipsticks in anticipation of dagger arriving>

@HebeMumsnet can get you anything. My mafia name isn't Blades for nothing you know

Que?!
It's too bloody hot and I've had wine so YABU as I haven't got a bloody clue what you're going on about lol

The House of Mumsnet, in Holborn next to the Masons' one to give them a run for their money!

Daggers, pffft. < Gets the claymore out of the thatch >

Can anyone recommend the M and S pairing for popcorn?

I reckon we could all get one of these. They’re telescopic so would easily fit inside a cloak, changing bag, Hermes Birkin, TK Maxx crossbody etc. Theyre lightweight and very neat.

Mom Corleone's been rumbled

Jokes aside, this person need help with their MH, they're out of touch with reality.

@Pifflewiffle not sure. Thought it was a speculum at first glance.

😂😂😂😂👍

I have a Sky box full of Montelbano, he'll look after us but don't let Mimi in, too 'handy' if you see what I mean.

Crikey!

Just checking - 'Blades' is JUST a username change, right? Because that's fine, but I'm going to have to look at your bagels privileges if you've got a separate account under that name. Hate to be <that> moderator but rules is rules, y'know? We might want a mafia but we don't want TOTAL anarchy!

Not just a mafia, a mafia with POCKETS

Diagram or it never happened 😵‍💫

This is a proper fred, just like in ye olden days.

teacupz test

@HebeMumsnet lol what sort of mob member would I be if I flaunted my status to everyone who wandered into MN?

If you know, you know.

Jokes aside, this person need help with their MH, they're out of touch with reality.

Harsh! Little OJ just read to many Georgette Heyer wth a dash of Puzo in his formative years.

Someone's been at the cooking sherry, methinks...

A sort of 'thumb wars' thing???...I love thumb wars...I have 'lightening thumb' at hand...

What???

@Pifflewiffle not sure. Thought it was a speculum at first glance.

Well that’s even better. With the NHS as it is, we’ll all need to be able to carry out our own smear tests and other minor procedures soon. Anything that allows us to dispatch enemies, check for pre-cancerous cells and remove ingrowing toenails, all in the one handy tool, is surely just what we need in these dark times?

Is this my chance to be a part of Bugsy Malone?

You could have been anything 🤣

What's the other thread? I've barely been on in days. Working lots. What have I missed?