I will not let you hide in the cloak and dagger Mumsnet Mafia

[TheResistance]

you won’t get away with this

You come on here, you disrespect me, you disrespect my family
YABU

Mumsnet has an army behind it. It must be true because it's in a journal paper, and it's also been described as a subaltern counterpublic which sounds just as cloak and dagger as a mafia.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/4478528-theyve-got-an-absolute-army-behind-them-womens-cooperative-constellation-in-Scotland

tfw you think you know who posted this, in real life.

applicants must NOT own a toilet brush or a hot tub.

Phew, I’m ok then. I do have some fairy lights and a hanging sign in the hall saying ‘Friends are the greatest gift in life’ though. But I’ve got another on order that says ‘Leave the gun, take the cannoli’

I live in the south of Italy.
<Gazes nonchalantly at knuckles>
G'wan @TheResistance beat that one.

I wanna dirty Earl Grey and a filthy bagel.

You talking' to me?

Not you again

Quote of the week!

I wanna dirty Earl Grey and a filthy bagel

Id kill for them. Literally

<shouts from the MN mafia's pocket>

Can I just add that I DON'T have a dagger but I DO have a cloak. Well it's a cape, but it will do. And it's VERY practical. Great for changeable weather, excellent for concealing breastmilk leaks back in the day, and these days I just use it for throwing on to cover food stains on tops. I think we should all get one.

Also, Mumsnetters generally are MASSIVELY on top of bin collections, so between us, I really think we have the mafia bit covered. I think, with this level of organisation, the lack of daggers isn't going to be an issue.

<passes round bagels and sits down again>

Can I sign up for the mn mafia too.
I dint have a lot of £s but I can pay in lemon drizzle cake, niece ham and towels that are washed at least 2x per day

Is this the steak OP? If so sounds quite unwell :(

@HebeMumsnet you know I supply the daggers, if you're running short do you need a new order?

Gonna cost you.

Geamhradh · Today 20:59
I live in the south of Italy.

You can be our Supremo. You’re on the right turf and am sure you have people who know people just in case we need them. Which we are sure to do at some point.

I have no idea what this is about but I'm hazarding a guess my concrete mum boots are now no longer de rigueur?

And are identified compadres to sleep with the fishes?

Oooh

Ooh! I don't know... Have you got any daggers that will go with silver Birkenstocks? Nothing too unwieldy, mind. This isn't a big cape. I'll need a natty little dagger or we'll be giving the game away.

Can I just add that I DON'T have a dagger but I DO have a cloak. Well it's a cape, but it will do

But does it have pockets?

Takes bagel , thank you @HebeMumsnet , starts googling capes , cloaks , shawls ponchos, not daggers ooh not not that at all

Is there a secret handshake? I wanna secret handshake....

Shush, it's our best kept secret, who can I kidnap to raise £250k for the church tower?

I'm not hiding, nobody puts Judy in a corner.

The mumsnet mafia are the moderators. 😉

You have them sussed.

What's happening here? I never get invited to join the secret societies.

<wanders in>

Nobody who does this fucking nesting thing can be a mafiosa.

<wanders out again>

It's something to do with thumbs I think.