I will not let you hide in the cloak and dagger Mumsnet Mafia

[TheResistance]

you won’t get away with this

Welcome to the group, we need light activities, after mafia business is completed each day.

THANKS, Dean! I feel a bit emotional.

Pop music first, then psychological sounds, for 12 hours, then if all else fails, the fishes.

I think daggers are a bit passe to the MN mafia, we need Swiss army knives so that we can get stones out of Boy Scout's hooves and use the very useful tweezers and screwdriver bits to ensure even distribution of bagels and lemon drizzle cakes.

Um, there’s no sign of the OP…

Do you think <whispers> something might have happened? <gulp>

Cripes I got the name wrong, sweetpea1532 please say you still have my back

I'm Welsh. Does that mean I'm in the Taffia??? Mmm?

Omerta.

You all know better than this discussion. Or, as is said in some quarters, Cu picca parrau mai si pintiu.

Fucks sake. I'm batch cooking I haven't time for a tap on the shoulder.

Oooh this all sounds very cloak and dagger indeed. I suspect MN is off selling the film rights to what is likely to be a gripping (if terrifying) movie as we message. Careful OP though, now you have lifted the veil anything could happen...

We let the painter, paint.

Right now everybody calm down or the pear gets cutted up and the mince gets rinsed!

Once dinner is ready, then you'll have your mission profile.

Their chief weapon is fear and surprise.

No, it’s firm tutting and clear disappointment at anyone who can’t make a chicken feed a family of nine for a fortnight.

I read this as sleeping with fishnets

<wipes prints off the ban button and disappears back into the shadows>

The op, was last spotted in Alaska,

Leave the Bagels, take the Cannoli.

Oooh yes! The best ones. I’ve got Irish butter…

Sometimes, it's more the stare, or blitz perspectives, everywhere the targets turn, we hold all the avenues, or have the connections established, they never know who they can truly trust, these days from their perspectives, anyone is in the club, and they just never know.

Did I just hear screaming from the Sistine? 😱😱😱

(sorry @NeverDropYourMooncup , I just can’t keep quiet when I get nervous…)

SHARON!!! You're back!!!

@Hawkins001 I simply can't engage in enemy missions right now.

I still have uniform to wash for tomorrow and one bastarding child who won't sleep.

Once the kids are off to school tomorrow, I'll be all over MN Mafia business...

Cloak and daggers eh? Very old gangster style there. Surely it's more dandy highwaymen-like?

That's very understandable,.your talents and skills are very much appreciated, and we know you achieve excellent results, all the best with your tasks, and company business.