Mummy look at those slags....

[Feckingfeck]

DS2 is 3, he can't pronounce "f" it comes out as an "s"

When walking today to collect DS1 from school we walked past some bunting (flags) and a group of ladies were stood underneath....

"Mummy, look at those slags"

Mortified.

Amongst his other finest moments are running alongside a man in a mobility scooter miming driving and shouting "beep, beep"

AIBU to think my child was born to embarrass me 😂

What words do children you know say that sound like something else?

What have your DC done that have embarrassed you?

Make me laugh to forget my own embarrassment 🙈

Oooh that's a long time to be standing your cock on the floor! 🤣🤣

Child misspellings are surely one of the perks of teaching KS1.

Took small ds to nursery one morning. Room leader was on the floor with a couple of other children showing them a massive book with vehicles. Ds is excited to see it, points and runs across the room towards it yelling "Fuuuuuuuck!!" at the top of his voice.
Without missing a beat room leader looks at my embarrassed face and says "Yeah, we're going to teach him to say 'lorry'" 🤣

😂😂😂

I once had a remarkably short workman come round to the house to give me a quote. I found it almost impossible to concentrate on what he was saying with toddler DS repeatedly shouting “Hello little man!” at the top of his voice.

Ooooh yes. there is a big clock near DD's nursery

My DD also lost the l’s. She would often point to people with watches and say it. Haha