To have never opened porn by mistake?

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MP Neil Parish says he may have opened porn in Commons by mistake www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61280625
I never realised it was that easy, having only been using the internet for the last 20 years n all.

And now the poor love is being persecuted for his innocent mistake.

Seriously how stupid does he think people are?

This!!!!

We can't take anything they say as having any meaning anymore.

Maybe he was in his room for his bi-daily coke snort ?

One thing certain...they are NOT governing the country !!!

Btw, MPs are all street wise & fully aware & informed on all matters.
It's their job to be so !!

It's like being a driving instructor & claiming you never saw a pedestrian crossing before !

Well there’s CCTV all over the Commons. If the video shows him reacting with a 😮and shutting it down in seconds, then he’s likely telling the truth. If the video shows him settling in with a 😛and watching it for minutes, then he’s likely lying. That’s the approach I’d take if I were investigating this.

Good approach. Hard to argue with.

Buy I wouldn't be using a phone if I had a laptop on my desk anyway !

So either way, he was doing something more ' private ' in work time...

His only ' excuse' ( not ) is that when you're in am abusive environment, it runs off on you...you start to believe it's normal.
As many of you know !
Abuse is insidious...

With the trash yelling lies all day, that will be the ' norm '.

Sack the lot.

What I get when I Google 'tractors'.

1. John Deere.
2. Local tractor retailer.
3. Local tractor retailer.
4. Local tractor retailer.
5. Local tractor retailer.
6. Local tractor retailer.
7. Local tractor retailer.
8. Local tractor retailer.
9. Local tractor retailer.

10. HotTractorsXXX.com.

OK, the last one may have been made up. 😇

It's pretty easy to do if you're googling images of objects and don't have safe search on your phone, all sorts of dodgy pictures can crop up. I made that mistake once when looking for a picture of a hamster once! However, my bet is that the porn was on his search history and,whilst looking for something else, he clicked on the wrong link.

I got Tractor Ted when I googled tractor. A children’s character….must be the parent filters I have on.

And theres one person with the power to " dissolve parliament ".
To shut it down & force an election.

The Queen !

But, instead, she's happy to let everyone ' celebrate ' her !

Well, I won't be celebrating her !!

No use having that power & being unwilling to use it over s bunch of corrupt proven liars

..what a sh*tshow

Johnson currently has the support of Parliament, ie, he commands a majority in it. So the will of Parliament currently is that Johnson should be PM.

The Queen could in theory fire him, but to go against the will of Parliament in that way hasn't been considered appropriate since about 1688, ie the last time a monarch was deposed.

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"the will of parliament "...
Does parliament have a will ?
Or is it whatever Doris J & his lass say ?

1688 eh ?
Not long after the Black Death pamdemic then.....interesting.

Still not ' celebrating ' it .!

Oh please don't give Doris any more ideas..!

Will they resort to " Westminster's got Talent "..

Doris doing Shaggy " it wasn't Me
Angela Rayner doing Pet shop Boys " It's A Sin ". ?

FFS. 👻

Unfortunately true, regarding the will of Parliament.

The trick is not to elect a bunch of shysters, cranks and creeps and brownnosers to Parliament. There are lots of good people here who would do a better job but how many would stand?

It is possible. Some sports sites do link to dodgy sites which will spring content automatically for example. However, it is fairly clear if you searched for porn or put in a porn site address directly. This will also include searches made in incognito mode and ones made using a VPN.

Once. And I've been using computers since they became available for home applications. Just once...and I did not make that mistake again, nor did I look through it to "make sure" of what I was seeing! What I typed in should have been innocent, and I did not find it until about 15 entries in, and saw far more of some people than I ever wanted to!

You don't find porn easily by accident !
Maybe by being very very lackadaisical .

As for Govt...yes, there are good ethical people. But It blocks those who are good !

It needs to be demolished & a while new start. Not fit for purpose.
Like most of the UK housing stock.
Total rebuild reqd.

Plus a population of fearful self protective & selfish people. Understandably...but that doesn't unite ppl !

The Daily Mail is reporting that he was searching for a Claas Dominator combine harvester.

If I google "Dominator" the suggested terms are Dominator tractor, Dominator combine harvester and Dominator 76. Google search images yields photos of a Dutch music festival and Honda "Dominator" bikes.

OK, so entries for the "People in the public eye- how thick do they think we are?" are:

• I was looking for tractors and it just came on so I watched it
• I didn't know it was a party and I didn't know the covid rules that I invented
• I can't sweat and anyway I was in Pizza Express Woking

-I needed to test my eyes so drove 30 miles round the hinterlands of Barnard Castle

What other ones are there?
And more depressingly, what financial wrongdoing are we being deflected from this time?

Yep. Twice. Once innocently looking up a holiday in the Greek island of Lesbos - bombarded with girl on girl action. And once looking up a girlfriend of one of my sons and found she shared a name with a well known madam and strip artist. Horrified both times and hastily shut it and laughed about it with my family

I have once. But didn't go back to check it at a later time.

I now have actively searched for a porn site linked to tractors but cannot find the tractor site that takes you to porn,

Tractor Ted kids program ?
Interesting why he might come out with a kids prog just off the top of his head in panic.??!!