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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To keep my socks on during a smear?

254 replies

HappeeInParis · 10/03/2022 13:21

YANBU- yes, keep them on, you’re not there for a shag.

YABU- take them off, you look ridiculous.

OP posts:
Dinoteeth · 10/03/2022 19:11

Sweaty feet in hot runners is grim

You've just reminded me of the day I rushed LO to hospital and stuffed my bare feet in my trainers. I then spent the day in a hot hospital. Those trainers were stinking afterwards Envy

mumda · 10/03/2022 19:14

Will you keep your mask on?

MangoLipstick · 10/03/2022 19:15

This has made me laugh.

I would never think to take my socks off, think it’s abit weird. But I also hide my knickers under my trousers/dress & that’s abit weird.

inheritancetrack · 10/03/2022 19:18

I'd worry if the nurse needed to navigate to your fanny via your bare feet.

steff13 · 10/03/2022 19:20

I don't wear socks; my test is usually in the summer and I've worn sandals. But if I were wearing socks, I don't think I'd take them off.

balalake · 10/03/2022 19:21

It would never occur to me to take socks off.

I nominate this thread for Mumsnet Classics.

Datgal · 10/03/2022 19:25

This is funny, as I had mine a few weeks ago and remember thinking 'what do I do here?'😂. I think I've always had them in the summer previously, so worn flip flops..
I said to the nurse from behind the curtain "I'm keeping my socks on as it's freezing". She said "I don't blame you, don't worry I've got my coat on" haha. They don't care.

PukkaP · 10/03/2022 19:29

I've got a drawer full of socks and I'm definitely not a man

LakieLady · 10/03/2022 19:31

@PinaColada123456

What about women in sensible shoes & boots, it's not always daft heels and sandals weather

What sensible shoes would women wear socks with? And I've never heard of wearing socks with boots.

I always wear socks if I'm wearing trousers/jeans and shoes. I can't bear tights under trousers, makes my fanny feel suffocated. And shoes other than sandals tend to rub without socks/tights.
Magpiecomplex · 10/03/2022 19:35

@PukkaP I have a drawer full of men's socks and I'm definitely not a man either!

MsMiaWallace · 10/03/2022 19:40

Love a man sock Grin

newhomenewlife47 · 10/03/2022 19:41

I wouldn't haven't even thought to take them off

MissMaple82 · 10/03/2022 19:49

Why the fuck would you take them off!!!!! How ridiculous

liveforsummer · 10/03/2022 19:54

I can't buy socks for men on account of my size 3 feet. Thankfully as socks are indeed a core item of clothing for women there are plenty available in every size, style and colour you could imagine 😆

Intransigentcat · 10/03/2022 20:10

I definitely took my socks off for mine a few weeks ago. I went on a freezing cold day with big pull on boots and big thick cosy socks. They both had to come off otherwise there was no way the leggings or knickers were going to able to be removed.

The nurse was absolutely fabulous. Funny and informative and really lovely about helping me relax.

I did of course hide my knickers under my leggings, I'm not a complete monster.

liveforsummer · 10/03/2022 20:14

@Intransigentcat

I definitely took my socks off for mine a few weeks ago. I went on a freezing cold day with big pull on boots and big thick cosy socks. They both had to come off otherwise there was no way the leggings or knickers were going to able to be removed.

The nurse was absolutely fabulous. Funny and informative and really lovely about helping me relax.

I did of course hide my knickers under my leggings, I'm not a complete monster.

I'd have probably put the socks back on if it was that cold although when I wear big slouchy boot socks that go over the trousers (note the name - normal to wear socks with boots, they even have their own style 😆) I tend to wear a normal pair under too.
katepilar · 10/03/2022 20:25

This has turned out to be a thread on par with "My au-pair had sex on my new silk rug" from years ago.
I am not sure if I am in shock or I want to laugh about the "women dont wear socks".

winemonster · 10/03/2022 20:34

I’m weird😩 but I make sure I don’t wear ankle socks for a smear as feel so frumpy and awkward keeping them on…why?! 🤦‍♀️ but I do wear trainer socks 🤔

GirlMum93 · 10/03/2022 20:36

I always keep mine on Grin

thebirthlyhallows · 10/03/2022 20:57

😂😂😂

Thumpkin · 10/03/2022 21:30

@Riapia

I kept my specs on and they managed to work round them.
Grin
Tdcp · 10/03/2022 22:14

I had no idea so many women didn't wear socks! As an avid sock wearer this astounds me 😂

ScruffGin · 10/03/2022 22:25

I used to live in Australia, and socks are normal there as well! Especially with trainers or boots.

I take my socks off, feels weird otherwise (no idea why though!)

JustALittleHelpPlease · 10/03/2022 22:57

Ok all you knicker hiders, folded or unfolded??

It feels wrong to fold worn knickers but unfolded feels scummy...

Dinoteeth · 10/03/2022 23:15

Unfolded - more a stuffing action, trousers off, folded onto the chair knickers stuffed under them Wink