Tell me you're a parent without telling me you're a parent

[TerribleTuna]

I'll go...

I've watched the same animated film every day for 2 weeks 🙃

So. Many. Special. Rocks.

Spotify recommends me Disney playlists and my most listened tune of 2021 was a band I'd never listened to!

My most played on Spotify is The Animal Sounds Song

At any given time there is at least 2 packs of baby wipes in every single room I'm my house, in my car and in every shopping trolley.

Asking every night where she pood today

There are hotwheels lying in every room of the house

Earlier in my handbag I found a half eaten biscuit and hot cross bun

Went to microwave my tea and found yesterday's tea in the microwave

My clothes double as napkins for other members of my household.

Oh, and going to the supermarket by myself feels like a luxury spa break.

I’ve inadvertently seen the nipples of everyone in my social circle.

When I approach a pedestrian crossing alone I usually forget to press the button now because I've got so used to war breaking out if i DO press it.

I can't see any skirting board in my lounge because various puzzles, games, models and books are stacked so that there's room to actually walk across to the sofas.

I could probably sing the Gangnam Style William the Conqueror song from Horrible Histories all the way through, complete with actions.

Almost all recipes will have two extra vegetables added in, in a way that is unnoticeable and will forever remain unmentioned.

The only time I get to pee on my own is when I'm at work

I have a snail trail of dried snot running down the length of my leggings.

@TerribleTuna both fortunately and unfortunately, yes 😂

I found a Ferrari Spider in the fridge.

It was not the end of finding vehicles and aircraft in random places around the house.

Today we went to the park and lasted only minutes before one in my group needed a wee and another had done a poo in their pants. We went home.

It's 7pm and I'm the only 1 in the house that wants to go to bed!

I have a stalker

19:01 every day is the best moment of my life

I have a bath with an audience most days 🤷‍♀️

Pushing the shopping trolley gently to and fro (and my ‘baby’ is 17yo ) Never got out of the habit of spending many times doing the same with the pram

Stealth eating of anything fine like chocolate...

I don't know what I have smeared all over my trousers