'Especially as I burgled 30 homes last night but George said it was only actually 10 and I was only in each house for 10 mins eating cake and stealing lots of expensive items. No laws were broken however'
Oh dear. The 'burgling' analogies are getting a bit silly now aren't they.
At the risk of sounding like a broken record but just in case anyone does get their 'news' from daytime telly..workplace eating and drinking was allowed, parties weren't allowed but eating cake isn't a party. We still haven't had any snaps/leaks from BJ's alleged party in his flat have we?
Burgling isn't allowed. I hope that helps.