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Boris. Would everyone love him if he was not blonde?

213 replies

longwayoff · 23/12/2021 12:34

Looking at our current PM, it occurred to me that he might not be so appealing to us if he had dark hair? Would he be viewed as a possible case of self neglect requiring assistance rather than the bouncy Labrador he is seen as?

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 23/12/2021 13:00

I can't stand him, never could. He is a habitual liar, a philanderer, lazy and selfish. I would be of the same opinion whatever sort of hair he had.

OurChristmasMiracle · 23/12/2021 13:00

When I look at Boris I think lots of things. Bouncy Labrador however is NOT one of them.

RoyalFamilyFan · 23/12/2021 13:00

Yes it probably adds to his image.
But there is no one I hate more in the world. I generally don't hate anyone, I absolutely loathe him. Apart from his shit policies and sheer incompetence, the man cant even bring himself to look or act half respectable on the world stage.

CorrBlimeyGG · 23/12/2021 13:00

I think I know what you mean. For those that do like him, he's seen as a loveable cad, and part of that is his slightly unkempt but conventionally attractive appearance. Blonde white men are seen as more attractive than others.

Personally I think he's a twat.

oviraptor21 · 23/12/2021 13:04

I agree OP. It's more interesting than the average male hairstyle so it draws attention. He gets noticed. People remember him. All useful attributes for a politician. I have a couple of friends who also use natural features or artifical ones to the same effect.

Soubriquet · 23/12/2021 13:06

Suuuuuuuure. The only reason people don’t like him is because he’s blonde Hmm

5128gap · 23/12/2021 13:07

I think expectations of blond people are subconciously different due to the association with childhood and innocence. I seem to recall studies where people have picked photos of blonds when asked who looks like the most fun. The image Johnson has cultivated sits well with this, less serious, a laugh, harmless, charmingly naive and trustworthy. All nonsense of course but yes OP, I think his hair colour helps him by triggering subconscious associations for some.

KloppKrazy · 23/12/2021 13:08

Where are the Boris lovers?
Seriously everyone I know despises hom to a greater or lesser degree.

Fangdango · 23/12/2021 13:08

He has used his hair for attention - started ruffling it for Have I got News For You apparently www.marieclaire.co.uk/news/celebrity-news/boris-johnson-s-hair-history-3131/amp

DiscoStusMoonboots · 23/12/2021 13:08

Brunette, blond or bloody rainbow coloured, he's still an incorrigible arsehole.

PhilCornwall1 · 23/12/2021 13:09

Looking at our current PM, it occurred to me that he might not be so appealing to us if he had dark hair?

Appealing? He's a prick and always has been.

thatsnotabadger · 23/12/2021 13:09

It's not so much the hair colour as the being an utter cunt that puts me off the guy, to be frank.

ParsleySageRosemary · 23/12/2021 13:10

Good god. No chance is there, with people honestly suggesting hair colour is the issue. Assuming it is honest, not just a Xmas bun fight.

I quite like that dark purple hair colour myself.

100problems · 23/12/2021 13:11

His Barnet is part of his "lovable rogue buffoon" gig.

Or pig in a wig.

You choose.

AndARiverBeneathYourFeet · 23/12/2021 13:11

@MasterBeth

He’s a nasty cunt, blond or not.
This.
CorrBlimeyGG · 23/12/2021 13:12

The people that like him are the 'all lives matter'/ 'British jobs for British people' crowd. What they really mean is white lives matter/ British jobs for white people. Johnson's appearance plays well to his audience.

Fangdango · 23/12/2021 13:13

And look at that childhood photo- Boris eldest child, left, and tell us he wouldn't have got attention for his hair all his life.

Attached to an oddly disturbing story in the Times - his ex nanny wanted him to relax and get naked in the bath so she could wash the hair ... so let him see her naked in the bath Hmm

He was ten Shock

Boris. Would everyone love him if he was not blonde?
KloppKrazy · 23/12/2021 13:13

It's a weird background to be sure.

100problems · 23/12/2021 13:14

I tried to find something positive to say about him the other day, just to see if I could.

I came up with "I was pleased for him that he didn't die from Covid"

5128gap · 23/12/2021 13:14

@CorrBlimeyGG

The people that like him are the 'all lives matter'/ 'British jobs for British people' crowd. What they really mean is white lives matter/ British jobs for white people. Johnson's appearance plays well to his audience.
An excellent point.
Iggly · 23/12/2021 13:15

@HappyDays40

He isn't lovable.
He was before his pre high profile politician days. I admit that I used to find it funny when he was on have I got news for you. I knew he wasn’t stupid but somehow the clown thing was funny.

Not fucking funny for a statesmen though. Would never vote for him and do not understand the logic.

KloppKrazy · 23/12/2021 13:15

I was reading about the brown haired family member and he seemed more normal. Maybe the hair theory has something in it. 😂

Loveinacoldishclimate · 23/12/2021 13:16

Everybody loves him? Xmas Hmm Xmas Hmm Xmas Hmm. The man is cunt.

I think the floppy hair erm erm ahem ahem erm erm Latin Latin erm erm wore off - for people that go for those things a long while ago.

urbanbuddha · 23/12/2021 13:17

I agree image is everything with Johnson. He's worked the blond hair until it's an intrinsic part of his 'Boris' character. But I think if he hadn't had blond hair he would have found another way to present the character. His drive for power, which he is so ill-suited to, is overwhelming.

Puppymania · 23/12/2021 13:17

I own a bouncy labrador, he is an idiot most of the time, but a dog and I can forgive him his mistakes. Boris is supposedly a well educated man, which makes his actions even more disgusting. I loath him with a passion, whatever his hair colour! He is a cheat and a liar in all aspects of his life, I don't trust him or our press at the moment.

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