Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

WHAT A FUCKING DISEASED WART. I cannot believe he managed to get someone to marry and procreate with him.

Actually he showed his lack of balls and manners. Hopefully his DP saw him for the arsewipe that he truly is.

You haven’t lost OP. Thank you for the updates.

‘Thank you for looking after it’?

So the bastard has lied to his DP into the bargain.

What a manipulative cunt.

OMFG what a dick.

All I can say is everyone on these threads can be unbelievably grateful that he isn't their DP.

If by any chance his DP stumbles across this thread then leave the bugger. His behaviour here is the biggest red flag going.

What a cowardly little prick of a ‘man’!! I’m furious in your behalf!!

But we shall await CF’s DP upcoming thread on whether to LTB!!!

I really don't know why you answered. You told them you were going out so you should have "been out". This is why dicks like this behave like, because they get away with it.
Should have had it towed.

Facebook. Shame him until he leaves the county.

What

A

Cunt

What. A. Wanker. You still have the high ground in our opinion, BlueEyes. Don't be mad at yourself, he's still the entitled twat and nothing changes that.

Not a surprise at all

Hope you're ok OP

Looking forward to seeing the next exciting instalment from the countryside.

First horses then cars!

WHAT A WANKER.

‘OK NOW?’

Disgusting little man.

Imagine a Ford fucking Ranger being your pride and joy. I mean, he really has nothing in his pathetic little life, does he? It's a pissy little toy truck!

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon the only thing to do now is to name the footballer so the Daily Fail pick this up and then footballer knows his mate is a twat who drops his name at every opportunity… karma right there

I truly hope she’s a mumsnetter.

I’d be updating the FB post you put up.

Complete with how (Wanker Takepiss) Ranger chose to go to ex sleb footie bloke last night and has took the total piss.

Emphasise that the fucking thing wasn’t broken down.

OMG

His poor wife. What a piece of shit he is. "Okay now?" WTF??? I'd be furious, too. What a nasty person.

His poor wife

What a coward he is, OP! So he told her it broke down and you offered to keep it safe for him? And then he sent her to do his dirty work? What a horrible person he is.

The poor woman! Why is she even with him???

He just demonstrated what we all knew - he's a dick. Couldn't face you, unable to apologise, defended by his wife............slug like excuse for a man. You had his car hostage, your brother took the piss out of him........his apology wouldn't have been worth the vocabulary used. Stuff him.

You know his wife has been reading MN!

Wow.

He is definitely used to walking all over everyone to get what he wants. What a hideous, disgusting waste of oxygen. His poor wife.

And make it clear HE lied. People have already recognised him on there, mskd him know a joke. With that ego it shouldn't be hard.

I’m glad it is resolved, @BlueEyesWhiteDragon - his poor wife!